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When I was young(er)

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Created
27.06.2020
Xamantha
Level 49
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 91646
Reputation: 40121
Posts: 650
Secville
28.01.2023 08:51:44
Xamantha

when i was younger i used to read a lot!

28.01.2023 08:51:44
                                                                                                   xxXXamanthaXxx
you take some chocolate and some lobster and some eggs and some pie, and then you mix it in your body and shit it all out :))))))



Megan Thee Socialist
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 75798
Reputation: 38450
Posts: 1092
Freethinkerland
15.02.2023 22:41:00
Megan Thee Socialist

when i was younger i used to think i could pull my innie bellybutton out to make it an outie.

15.02.2023 22:41:00
sorry for party rockin :/

danid0llgutz
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5310
Reputation: 3260
Posts: 86
Secville
18.06.2023 05:25:31
danid0llgutz

when i was younger i thought the belly button was basically a doorknob for babies to walk out of. like when a mother gives birth, it’s just a baby opening the door of the stomach and literally walking out

18.06.2023 05:25:31


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zeegusha
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7853
Reputation: 6971
Posts: 269
Agnostica
24.07.2023 00:41:45
zeegusha

When I was younger during car rides at night I thought the moon followed me home to make sure I got to bed on time

24.07.2023 00:41:45
:   y'all say irene is a milf but what about the members of snsd???
halobear8
Level 70
Status: Prime Ximbo
Sex Appeal: 264250
Reputation: 97753
Posts: 1640
Freethinkerland
21.09.2023 04:53:54
halobear8

When I was younger I didn't respect myself enough.

21.09.2023 04:53:54
 
Saranchips
Level 33
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 28673
Reputation: 17922
Posts: 149
Atheista
21.09.2023 06:16:08
Saranchips

When I was younger I had a crush on Adam Lambert and honestly thought I (10 y/o girl) had a chance with him (-‸ლ)

21.09.2023 06:16:08
⋆˙⟡♡ based and bimbopilled ⋆˙⟡♡
shroomm
Level 48
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 83551
Reputation: 41136
Posts: 1001
Reasonopia
21.09.2023 08:47:02
shroomm

When I was younger, I believed in the tooth fairy

21.09.2023 08:47:02

bimbooncrack
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 8128
Reputation: 10568
Posts: 1028
Agnostica
29.10.2023 13:22:17
bimbooncrack

when i was young i used to ran in the scorching hot field after school while waiting for my ride home for no reason! so now im tanned asf 

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i dont really remember why but i think its bcz i didnt have any friends after school.. 

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primary 1-3 was tough for me 


29.10.2023 13:22:17

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junebugbaby
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5040
Reputation: 4695
Posts: 104
Atheista
04.11.2023 01:19:32
junebugbaby

when i was young, i was absolutely convinced faeries had to be real :)

04.11.2023 01:19:32

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sluttygirl123
Level 42
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 58359
Reputation: 30265
Posts: 1005
Freethinkerland
06.11.2023 00:54:49
sluttygirl123

when i was younger i thought that the car was soundproof, so i would scream my loudest as soon as i was alone. still do

06.11.2023 00:54:49
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