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What does everyone do for a job?

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69
Created
29.06.2018
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MarianaPRaimundo
Level 18
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4543
Reputation: 3009
Posts: 11
Reasonopia
17.02.2019 15:03:12
MarianaPRaimundo

I'm 22 and Never actually needed to work. Right now I'm only doing University in England. Far away from my country. 
But, I think I'll start to try to find a part time job in my area 

17.02.2019 15:03:12
Fotsoft
Level 40
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 49125
Reputation: 30541
Posts: 61
Atheista
18.02.2019 20:03:34
Fotsoft

For this summer I'll be done with my master's degree and will start working as an accountant/auditor consultant.

18.02.2019 20:03:34
katxi
Level 63
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 195635
Reputation: 107566
Posts: 61
Reasonopia
19.02.2019 21:53:15
katxi


I am a nutritionist and I work with weight loss and binge eating.

19.02.2019 21:53:15
Sora0216
Level 30
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 21831
Reputation: 12017
Posts: 197
Reasonopia
21.02.2019 20:20:20
Sora0216

I'm a student rn but my school has this thing called Co-op so I get to do a work term every other term (study, work, study, work, etc.). I've been working with marketing so far.

21.02.2019 20:20:20
"There are 3 types of people in the world: the lonely, the sad, and the damaged. Those who are lonely are the kindest; saddest are the ones who smile most; and damaged are the wisest." 
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
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Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
22.02.2019 01:05:47
HeavenLeighBimbo

Being 40+ years old and an over achiever....   I wonder which job, you would like a story about.

 My collage degree is in early childhood education and management.
  So I taught  preschool children to read.   That was my first job.....   and most rewarding to me spiritually.
  Then I began living a double life.    
   A home-maker and mother during the day,   an a "exclusive dancer" to a rap artist. on CALL at night's when he did shows or just wanted me as arm candy.. 
  OMG  seriously[?] 
            YES !!!!.  and paid me in cash.. crispy clean, 1000's per date depending on what he wanted to use me for.
                       .  It was so fun to live a silly life like that, because DJ never even tried to molest me...   he just wanted me as his personal 'PROP'.     The best time's of my life was being a private dancer for him, and the 'associates' he would use me to thrill them out of cash.......     A naked woman on a pole  doesn't need to say a single word,   in my world back then.   Street credit,   Hahahaaa.  I just really had the most awesome date's with a totally sexy man,  I didn't feel like I was being used at all for my body.  If anything I was robbing the Men for something I do for FUN and exercise.  I would have worked that job for free, actually.
 DJ discovered me dancing with friend's at a pool-hall,  and instantly put me on a retainer contract.   Pure luck and no effort on my part. He paid me so well,  that I really didn't need a job anymore  and it gave me the time I needed to raise my babies as a single mother.  DJ became one of my closest friend's and I still wouldn't sleep with him even after my husband died
.  I did have to retire from dancing  for him...   Music is one thing, to a dancer.   When I started seeing the drug's flowing very openly, I had to leave that situation and cash monies behind.

   I was totally happily married at the time with 2 baby boy's. and used as a mannequin for very naughty parties.
   No sex EVER,  I was purely faithful to my husband,   but..........   I was very molested.
      I retired for a short while, after my husband died. Leaving me alone with a 4 and 6 year old sons of my own.......
   I died that day too.   I just became Super-Mother.   Volunteer work with schools, and fund raiser's and anything a smile could help a community cause.   I had to totally reinvent my entire LIFE but needed some money. 
             I kept seeing DJ, but with very clear rules for him to abide by when with me.
          
Trying to recover my love of life,  I became a public safety officer.
  I went totally suicidal.  I went through the core-training to be a high mountain rescue paramedic.
   I would basically hold the hand's of dying people in hopeless situations.  If it takes a 110  pound woman 2 hour's to even get to the wreck..  it is over for the passenger's. My only job was supposed to be stabilizing the wreck,  once I was done with that,   I would try to save lives. this is so hard for me to do,  when you know everything your doing is not going to be enough to save them.  The mountainous terrain near Yellowstone National Park is not very forgiving to tourists.    My eyes have been the last thing far to many tourist's, have seen for the last time.........
     I had to retire from that too.......   
I just started to cry,  and couldn't stop.

                       Currently I just work part time.......
      Assigned minor duties involving children in rescue situation's.[domestic abuse ect.] 
The city I live in is small and 80% religious,  and the other 20% is also religious . 
 SO -->   really there is a zero case load on my desk today........   All the children are safe and accounted for.
This has always been my goal in life.   Creating an environment where children can be safe.
   I love my job when I don't get a single phone call and can just visit the schools, and make my presence known to them.  Community out-reach is the so called function officially.
Really the student's just love seeing my customized personal car I bought with my own money to use. It certainly is not an officially issued police cruiser,  it's better, and gorgeous and legally recognized as a government car even though it is the only one of it's kind...  Every child know's it as a safe place because it is painted fire engine red, and completely unmarked except the light-bar. It doesn't look frightening to them like police cars normally do.  So much crime drama on TV has made children fear them so badly, I find my car is more calming and reassuring to the youngest members of my community.
              .   I encourage the girls and boys to get an education,  and behave and seriously  our schools are mostly very dull and very routine. So I just smile a lot and give the students positive messages and "thank-you's".
   It is a wonderful thing to see the eyes of the future.
  My life really has gone 'FULL-CIRCLE'.
        Back to doing what I went to collage for.

Believe me when I say this,   I have 'Working stories' that  are worth writing about___________

22.02.2019 01:05:47
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Telaphone
Level 73
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 56237
Posts: 423
Agnostica
22.02.2019 04:29:24
Telaphone

You should go back to college so you can spell it correctly.

22.02.2019 04:29:24
Chrissie_Tea
Level 28
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 17398
Reputation: 10343
Posts: 13
Atheista
24.02.2019 03:40:12
Chrissie_Tea

I work at my local Park District right now, but I'm trying to get certified as an EMT.

24.02.2019 03:40:12
Loljullz
Level 8
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 362
Reputation: 362
Posts: 3
Freethinkerland
25.02.2019 19:44:47
Loljullz

I've always been a restaurant server while in school. Anyone else? 

25.02.2019 19:44:47
SweetiePuss
Level 11
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1109
Reputation: 981
Posts: 5
Atheista
26.02.2019 22:35:46
SweetiePuss

Software engineer :)

26.02.2019 22:35:46
Jexxa
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7258
Reputation: 4341
Posts: 35
Freethinkerland
28.02.2019 21:42:11
Jexxa

I work for a large greenhouse, so from spring to fall I get to play around in flowers all day!

28.02.2019 21:42:11
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