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11.06.2020
peeslurper69
Level 137
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Atheista
29.06.2020 12:19:12
peeslurper69

not everything needs a goddamn sequel!!! jesus christ!!!! SO many books, movies, and shows get run on for so long for no good reason...this unpopular opinion in particular used to annoy me so much when i was more of a reader. like i know the profit is crazy but like supply and demand and all that gross capitalism shit right? people demand sequels and i just don’t understand. i’d say maybe 7-8 times out of 10 things are just better left as they are!! especially when sequels/extra seasons were never planned from the beginning... it’s so sloppy and disappointing. why can’t we learn to enjoy things for what they are and not have to try and relive them again and again.. why can’t we just let go..? 

29.06.2020 12:19:12
your reluctant optimist 
AlienPrinceFromVenus
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Reasonopia
29.06.2020 12:50:26
AlienPrinceFromVenus

peeslurper69 wrote:
not everything needs a goddamn sequel!!! jesus christ!!!! SO many books, movies, and shows get run on for so long for no good reason...this unpopular opinion in particular used to annoy me so much when i was more of a reader. like i know the profit is crazy but like supply and demand and all that gross capitalism shit right? people demand sequels and i just don’t understand. i’d say maybe 7-8 times out of 10 things are just better left as they are!! especially when sequels/extra seasons were never planned from the beginning... it’s so sloppy and disappointing. why can’t we learn to enjoy things for what they are and not have to try and relive them again and again.. why can’t we just let go..? 
God this. I feel like both readers and writers are too concerned with how long the story is, whether it's books comics or movies, to pay any mind to just. Having a fullfilling resolution to a complete story. It's especially annoying to me because I'm a baby amateur comic writer and I struggle with plot a lot because what I want most from my writing is for it to be a good story with a good ending. It's such a simple concept but apparently it's like. Super hard.

This is super antithetical to the whole point of Marvel movies but the three Captain America movies were my favourites because they came the closest to telling a complete story.

29.06.2020 12:50:26
They/Them 
Vetra
Level 20
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Reputation: 4483
Posts: 22
Atheista
29.06.2020 13:29:45
Vetra

dear evan hansen is a condescendingly ableist mess of a musical and should not have gotten the tony for best musical over great comet or come from away. evan spends the entire musical lying and treating the people around him like garbage but faces no consequences in the end because of his anxiety. as someone with an anxiety disorder myself it's absolutely not an excuse for any of what he did. i'm absolutely going to get trashed for this but i saw this musical live and am reasonably convinced i know what i'm talking about.

29.06.2020 13:29:45
:P
Calico Cat
Level 30
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Posts: 1056
Secville
29.06.2020 14:57:55
Calico Cat

sometimes music doesn't have to sound good.. for it to be good. this goes out to black metal 

29.06.2020 14:57:55


Betty BajaBlast
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Antitheocra
29.06.2020 16:07:50
Betty BajaBlast

red velvet cake is not creative and a bad flavor combination. it's chocolate cake with food coloring and cream cheese frosting. grow up with your "colorful food make brain think taste good" ass, eat a carrot cake or chocolate cake and be done.

29.06.2020 16:07:50
Stay Thirsty, and Have a Blast -Betty Baja
 
bimbovahkiin
Level 27
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Posts: 50
Atheista
29.06.2020 16:44:20
bimbovahkiin

hannibal should have been a comedy, here is my episode pitch

one of hannibals murders is staged at the county fair and a clowns head is on the front of the rollercoaster. someone makes a quip about how those rides always made them sick to their stomach. hannibal keeps making squeaking noises cause he ate the clown nose. they open a body up and get squirted by a squirting flower

this is my design

29.06.2020 16:44:20
momthief
Level 17
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3749
Reputation: 3439
Posts: 51
Agnostica
29.06.2020 19:50:54
momthief

am i the only person on earth who doesn't like the taste of mango??? i always get bashed when i say i dont like it x|.
also watermelon flavored candy is The worst :V!

29.06.2020 19:50:54

Calico Cat
Level 30
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 20673
Reputation: 12994
Posts: 1056
Secville
29.06.2020 21:34:20
Calico Cat

france sucks. i can think of 20 other countries id rather be, and 20 other languages id rather learn. fuck france

29.06.2020 21:34:20


scapegrace
Level 29
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 18218
Reputation: 10018
Posts: 208
Secville
29.06.2020 22:11:14
scapegrace

people call themselves activists too easily, using acronyms and bumper sticker slogans all the time rather than stating opinions with real words is meaningless, undereye concealer is a pointless makeup step, gay culture is a white thing, putting half white actors in leading roles is not a win for diversity. ok i'll be back in a few days when i have more

29.06.2020 22:11:14

Angel Dust
Level 71
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 274600
Reputation: 64377
Posts: 1038
Atheista
29.06.2020 23:26:39
Angel Dust

stop using clownphobic language. stop taking the names of clownery in vain. it's a disservice to clowns everywhere. clowns are good and righteous. bestowing the title of "clown" to someone who has done something bad is offensive and u should be ashaaaamed of yrselves. the jesterly jovial ones aren't going to let you past the pearly gates for your transgressions against them and yknow who's gonna be chortlin' when the elevator takes u 2 hell? me and all my honking homies

29.06.2020 23:26:39
stream "Allergic To Food" by Melvins

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