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The kiss of death.

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26.07.2016
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Phuckinbimbo
Phuckinbimbo
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Freethinkerland
26.07.2016 05:15:05
Phuckinbimbo

Don't under estimate your enemies.
They don't always tell what they see and know. ;)
~spreads the evil dust~

26.07.2016 05:15:05
One can not feel when they have no soul.





HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
26.07.2016 20:34:07
HeavenLeighBimbo

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.
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26.07.2016 20:34:07
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Phuckinbimbo
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Freethinkerland
26.07.2016 23:42:25
Phuckinbimbo

The finest of war mongers never fail to see the difference in between an enemy and an ally. And war protocols prevent them from striking/engaging with a non-warring entity.   

26.07.2016 23:42:25
One can not feel when they have no soul.





HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
27.07.2016 07:35:44
HeavenLeighBimbo

If your enemy is secure at all points, be prepared for him. If he is in superior strength, evade him. If your opponent is temperamental, seek to irritate him. Pretend to be weak, that he may grow arrogant. If he is taking his ease, give him no rest. If his forces are united, separate them. If sovereign and subject are in accord, put division between them.
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27.07.2016 07:35:44
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Phuckinbimbo
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Freethinkerland
27.07.2016 20:33:18
Phuckinbimbo

"If he is in superior strength, evade him."
OR..
Poke the phuck out of him with little, tiny pins. A deadly infection may set in. You also will be distracting him, making him look at you, allowing one of his other enemies to smack the back side of his head in the brain stem area killing him off for ever. 

27.07.2016 20:33:18
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BrunetteBimbo
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Freethinkerland
27.07.2016 22:33:24
BrunetteBimbo

And who is the enemy in this case...?

27.07.2016 22:33:24
Keep your enemies close....
HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
28.07.2016 00:22:29
HeavenLeighBimbo

Total idiot's who have been taught a pill can fix everything.  In this Case an ENTIRE NATION of Sheep.
{a pill to think your happy}334pwzt.jpg using a cell phone to live in a fantasized world.
  Hitler would be so proud of the American Government right now.
  All the undesirable population is drugging and killing themselves for another dose for $50 USD of illegal and/or legal drug's.(often stolen from dying  grandparent's.)
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  The 'rich' watch behind fortress wall, and giggle at the 'Sports'/ they see on CNN.  Totally armed with respectability and banks.
  I don't give a shit about criminal's because they tend to avoid a woman with a 9MM weapon, openly carried and driving a very flashy car that has some 'REAL VALUE' to people wishing to SAVE live's. !!!!.  I'm well known in my community, and law enforcement as a specialist.  
 Small towns are fun like that.....   You EARN your REPUTATION.
                            'Black live's even matter's' even though they seek to kill anyone who happen's to be 'White' NOW.
 Dr. Martian Luther King is rolling over in his grave, at what is happening now.  He did not advocate ROIT's.   Where will disorder lead?
  No 'black driver' in my employ, has ever complained I kept them from bleeding to death after a crash.  I earned respect,  It wasn't given to me because of my skin color.   I'm not a Cop  but something a bit more,  and now also a target of a militant group intent on killing anyone innocent wearing a badge and side- arm.
  Why?
   How is it 'wise' to close off entire communities to 'rescue services' because it is a black community and they hate all white rescue worker's so much they want to murder them.?   Don't they know that my community is 98% WHITE, and I don't care if they are Black and hurt.  Who is going to the rescue?   Obama the great HALF-BLACK SAVIOR??

 I suppose we have Obama to thank for that.   In every speech he make's it is all about revenge for being a minority,  yet he had every special privilege given to him as a child.   He did not grow up as a Black child in a ghetto.  He grew up as an American child in Hawaii , with a private education, most American's could never even dream of affording.   Yet he 'Bait's' the race's like a former slave,  who hasn't been alive for over 135 year's.  All in a effort to cause 'HATE'.   What other reason could he have to beat me across the head, for something that happened 100 year's before I was born.   I wasn't even born in America.   Yet because of my skin color,  I am a raciest according to 'Black live's matter' movement,  and Obama.

   PhuckingBimbo, is a product of that movement !!!!!!   Were you impressed with her intelligence?
   I found it funny  when she talked about a parrot repeating word's,  yet she repeat's only what she is told to say and think by her phone, and notification's.
    She is as blind and dead as a zombie. A Pure racist on every government social program possible because it is her right to be lazy and on drug's.
        Then angry because she doesn't have what she desires, without work. Including sanity !!!

   The poor Youth:
   Give the 'gladiator a PILL'....   It make's the game's fun to watch.......   Then be sure to check out the drug advertiser's site,  so you can talk to your doctor about being in the reality show.
                     Death by stupidity=  A reality show.  
             Who didn't like watching the show 'Cheater's' ?  A good fight, everyone could take side's watching. 
  I totally wish to mock anyone who watches modern media, as accessories to MISERY !!!!!!!!!  Don't you see how gladiator sports just have a a new method,  and it is in your hand, 'RIGHT NOW>'.    hate,like,unfriend,friend, then stalk......   OMG. User's are total fools for playing with fake people who can lie on a phone as easy as I can get naked on a real bear skin rug I shot and had made by tanner's.......

    Rome 10 AD  seems tame to me in the 21st century AMERICA I currently live in.
  American political parties eat their own dog'ma's.
      Me,  Eahhh,    Not my fight......   but amused to watch the battle of lost souls.

   SERIOUSLY.  It is just one bullet I can save for later, when I really need it.
  I will shoot first NOW.
     Was that the reaction,  you wanted from someone who believes in law, and order?
  Or trust your drug dealer.........
           They certainly have your best interests in mind while killing you so slowly and destroying everyone around you.
  If you have a problem with everyone else in the world,  you may need an adjustment in your medication's.

  Hitler approves of your new dosage because it will make you feel better.   Take a shower, and cool off.
   American PC bull shit is just that.   I earned my 'Shit',  so quit blaming me for your failure at being even HUMAN.
   You chose drug's to fix you....   whatever...........  
              Live in your own illusion.
                        I totally despise American 'Legal' Drug addict's.    They don't know any better, that they are being murdered for profit.
   So I just don't watch TV, or Media or spend money with advertiser's.  
    Call it my protest. 
  My money talk's much louder than a Black Criminal being killed during the commission of a crime.
            Would you like to know that a rapist cannot be killed, because of the color of his skin?
    You may,  but I will not !!!    I will protect you no matter my government's insanity.

Kiss of Death !!!!!!     Think about it !!!!!!
          Law and history.    Read it......   It is enlightening.  I started with the law books written in 2000 BC to present.
   Drug addict's once were put to death.......  PTSD,   Should have died on the battlefield.
  Now it can be used as an excuse your puppies died because you killed them while sleeping.   American Physiologist's are as useless as drug dealer's.
   She hate everyone, and that is OK, because it was not her fault, she just own killed puppies and it's no big deal.......

     " OK,  I get it !!!!!!!!
   Your, retarded by popular dogma.
  "Give me a pill and a cell phone, and then are a functional human being."
  Who cares that the side effects can include an metal instability, and DEATH.

   I personally think many of the player's have seen only mental insanity in a member of the most radical group of American's.    
   The 'Crack Head's'.  Legal and otherwise without arm's. The  'Hussein Obama' regime is the beginning's of a totally uncivil war in America.
       Bimboland's is just practice for me in this fight !  I may be an American, but that only means I hold them to a higher standard of behavior.
   If I can succeed,  I will accept no excuses why YOU DIDN'T.
   I'm German,  and my family immigrated 'LEGALLY'    What a bizarre concept to ALL Nation's in 2016.  
  So I dare anyone to call me a racist, because I ask people to behave' legally'.  Yet they do, because of my pale white skin and long blond hair.  I'm hated in my own nation for being a productive citizen.  That's enough for 'black' criminal's now to target me with a bullet, hoping to get the first shot off before I bury them in the ignorance of not even being able to use the 'gun' they point at other people.
   Random shot's fired = stupid criminal who is dead.

  Player's tossing atomic Bomb's don't scare me a bit !!!!
  It only prove's how weak they are to use THREAT's
     [then commit suicide]
   I got into her face and she just looked so ugly, I had to place her with the trash heap to be hauled away.
                There was no redeeming of someone I once called a friend.   Drug's stole her mind and soul.
   This is the Art of WAR.......   I'm alive and the opening poster, is totally DEAD !!!!!!

  I'm going to keep this thread active,  just to 'spite' her,  when she also make's a new account to be a troll.
      Angry women on drug's will be back.............. for more destruction.
   Can anyone tell me why she went insane, because  I don't have a single clue, why she want's to be 'hateful' right now.
   Could it be her protected privilege, of being mentally insane, of color  and her comfort in ,EXCUSES>?
   Nobody here was making an issue of it, BUT HER.
   She wanted to enslave everyone to hate as much as she does.........
   No Thank You !!!!!!!!!
                     I would rather honor good player's with justice.
  







28.07.2016 00:22:29
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HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
28.07.2016 03:33:09
HeavenLeighBimbo

[continued from previous post]
  Till then,
    Watch how I execute the OPENING poster.   'seppuku'
   "She fell on her own knife she sought to kill with."
  That is true Nin'jah skills.
 RIP, tripped up warrior.
   Don't drink the tea !!!!  next time........
    I fight :  
Buddha style.
                           Don't mess with me, using lie's and political correctness.
  I didn't drink your cult inspired, 'cool'aid'.  so Phuck-Off.

    This 'was' WAR !!!!!!

                [and] I'm still standing in the bloody mess that remains of a very 'Phucked'- up - Bimbo.
  I have no regret's in the bloodshed.  It was for the good of the community and I didn't even use my moderator tool's.  Just my mailbox.

  BTW   Don't involve me in private message's any more.
   Face-book account's if you give them to other player's is YOUR problem !!!!
     I took care of this issue, because it was a friend of mine who needed to be euthanized.   I did not like doing it !

    Face-Book and the issues you make of it will now be subject to my absolute ridicule and disgust.
   Consider this a fair warning to ALL: I don't CARE one bit, what is said on FACEBOOK !!!!  It is a trolls paradise.   Everyone involved in this war had some responsibility for what has occurred.   As soon as It was said most of this fight was on Facebook,
  I just shrugged my shoulder's, and thought to myself how stupid everyone was.     I was fine just ignoring the total stupidity of Facebook user's.
 
Then all parties made me take a stand ! [ like it or NOT]
      Allow the free expression of other player's without insult's in Bimboland's !!!!!!!
             
Would you expect anything less?
  By The WAY   I'm fucking so pissed off at the behavior of all.    And you call yourselves women.....
                                 Children would be more accurate.
    Facebook and EGO didn't make any of you look very attractive, or sexy while you behaved like ignorant children on Facebook, then brought the fight TO ME.
    Totally UN-Fair !!!!
 My facebook account is fake, and unused.  I couldn't care less if your life is valued by your internet account, that is dubious at best.
                              'Fakebook' is meaningless to me and if you must report something on that site,  report it to THEM, not me.


28.07.2016 03:33:09
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HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
28.07.2016 10:37:12
HeavenLeighBimbo

A kiss of death........
   Brain damaged American's have no clue while sipping a 10 dollar coffee sitting in a cave waiting for a train to take them to misery.
  I often wonder what a common city type person would think of my life.   I'm not sure one could even imagine what it is like to have a bank of car's and trucks to chose from.......  In less than 10 minutes I can be in the most beautiful and private places in AMERICA.   Ah Hell, my very own backyard is so exciting Chinese people come to just see the wildlife from a seat on a bus.    
         I love to play with the tourist's and when they are lucky, I take them on guided tour's of Yellowstone National Park.
   I love geology, and people who are excited about new adventures, so I tend to act the part of a Native 'First lander', 
    It is my land, and I love sharing it.   The beauty I am surrounded by, is my Heaven and playground.
   I once lived in a major city,  but  I felt trapped.     If only you could smell the air even at my home, you would know why people spend thousands of dollars,  just to ride a bus to my location.      Then I find it so funny when everyone is only watching a phone, as they take video.
        Something so common to me,  I use my actual EYE's to appreciate.
   Then the ladies all want to touch me,  and the men just stand off at a distance and smoke.
          It's cute and so predictable..........    I actually like watching the tourist's, and I'm afraid I might be a part of the wild animals they should fear.
   I have been known to strip at 'Old Faithful'  down to a bikini. much to the dismay of the park worker's.  My badge trumps them, and they cannot be the fashion police.    The camera's were not pointed at a steaming pile of rock's......
                       I'm in many tourist photo's, however not the sort wives and families are shown.
   I tend to get very sexy and nearly nude around colorful natural formations.
   So  you know what?    My own life is 'a kiss of death' to a loser living in a city.
   Give me one reason why living in a city is better............
    If it involves a club or bar......  eehhh  don't bother......  I can dance with 'real' men here.
   I've seen your men and flew out as quickly as possible.

  I pity those who are stuck with men with no imagination or opportunities.   Yet, they might have a HUGE...... DEBT.  LOL
   Locals are HUGE, and sexy.   It drive's them crazy when I wont give them the time of day.
   
   How would you play, if your backyard was a playground full of men from other countries?
  Me:  I adore New Zealanders.  they also have volcanic activity, but they never have seen a woman so bold as to look like Zena Warrior Princess on a motorcycle before.  It causes crowds to form and it is so amusing to me when some 'cheeky' man  touches my ass.   Tourist's are much nicer than American men.   They just brush up against me,  where American men grab and knead my a$$.
    Indeed,  I like to play with tourist's more than locals.     
  This has been a very fun summer so far.........  Very unusually PERFECT.  I may have to give my 'baby-bike' a workout tomorrow and see if I can cause a heart attack in a Chinese citizen..  Espionage at it's finest.. [giggles]

28.07.2016 10:37:12
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HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
28.07.2016 22:05:53
HeavenLeighBimbo

Oh Dear God,  ?
  /Did I just destroy a warrior Bimbo?\
   YES i DID, BECAUSE i DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO PEOPLE WITH EXCUSES  WHY THEY ACT LIKE DEVILS.

 Her politic's and reliance of a 'fake' mental disorder any doctor would say is true for $300 USD and given access to legal METH for depression...

        American woman are the most stupid creatures on this planet.     Yes I said that,  so prove me wrong.
  PhuckingBimbo went Psychotic  and we all saw it in real time......
   Her excuse, was PTSD.......     Sorry PC bullshit doesn't play well with me.   Be honest !!!!!!!
   She hate's everyone who has a life they are proud of.  then seeks to destroy everything you have to make herself feel better.
   A true troll, medicated by the American Government.............  people like her are actually held up as hero's.    
    I only feel pity she is being drugged and slaughtered by the government.
                      So other women will go quietly into the drugged out state of existence,   
  Population control requires the destruction of undesirable female's with Drug's they believe will help them.
   BABY STEP'S. [=] BIRTH CONTROL.
  Poisoned because you want sex.......   Brilliant !!!!!  [said with a DR. EVIL laugh.]
   Poisoned with hormones and a therapist who collects money for treatment from the government..   It doesn't get any better than that.
PTSD, in a woman who has never been in any battle except at the welfare office..    How ridiculous !!!
   Then all of you saw what she did........   She went insane, because we didn't enjoy her 'HATE'.
    She really thought you would love her for it, because her doctor told her everything will be fine now.
[seeing how I actually paid the doctor for her,  I'm also very Pissed-off at the doctors for failing to treat her effectively.
     Her mental issues are what being alive is all about... Deal with IT !!!    A mother should have spanked her ASS a long time ago !!!! ]

28.07.2016 22:05:53
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