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The Happy Place

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21.03.2020
AlienPrinceFromVenus
Level 46
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Reasonopia
21.03.2020 23:04:33
AlienPrinceFromVenus

Life sucks a lot, and the internet is full of depressing stories, coming from the news and social media and downer people like ya alien right here.

So how about we get those forum post stats up for duels by posting happy things here? Like cat pictures. And news that are actually happy or silly. Memes would be wonderful as well. You could even just straight up tell us about something nice that happened to you.

Try to avoid arguing and stressful topics here. If this thread could become the kind of place where you can just de-stress that would be lovely.


Btw, I di find an old thread from around 2016 which kind of does a similiar this as well, but seeing as the author of that thread had deactivated, and used the thread for venting, I found it not particularly positive and thought it was better to start a new thread.

So here's a picture of my cat!

 My favourite shoes (yeah, pretty clothes make me happy. Sue me.)



And here's a playlist of all Gayle episodes https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6B0B7F79AE5B948B
It's a youtube comedy show by the hilarious Chris Fleming. I love this hoe.

21.03.2020 23:04:33
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Classy Joe
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Reasonopia
21.03.2020 23:14:16
Classy Joe


Oh how I love dogs. Dogs are so awesome and when you are down or sad you should spend some time with a dog and you will be happy the whole time.

21.03.2020 23:14:16
                                                          
AlienPrinceFromVenus
Level 46
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Reasonopia
21.03.2020 23:24:03
AlienPrinceFromVenus




I'll end up turning this into a cat thread if you leave me rampant.
I love having a purring cat on my lap. Does wonders to my anxiety.

21.03.2020 23:24:03
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Classy Joe
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Reasonopia
21.03.2020 23:28:04
Classy Joe


This will be a dog thread. I love dogs better than cats. 


Or maybe it can be a cat and dog thread. Maybe even other animals can be here too?


Or I could just make it a heels thread hahaha.

21.03.2020 23:28:04
                                                          
flowerbombk
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Atheista
21.03.2020 23:53:34
flowerbombk

Omg all these cute animals! <3 <3

My current obsession: Labrador pups!







21.03.2020 23:53:34

Classy Joe
Level 117
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Reasonopia
21.03.2020 23:56:05
Classy Joe

I think animals make people happy so here is some more animal gifs.




21.03.2020 23:56:05
                                                          
Cum_Dumpster
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Freethinkerland
22.03.2020 00:59:56
Cum_Dumpster

I love the platypus


22.03.2020 00:59:56
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Update 2022: Site has been soured for me so I took a break. Still not certain about coming back...
Alexstrasza
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Agnostica
22.03.2020 01:01:08
Alexstrasza

I closed the thread you linked to, Alien, just in case. I don't want people getting ideas and posting in there. Anyway, why is this thread in the game section? It feels a bit more.. general forum-y to me :)

Also those labrador pups are adooooorableeeee :3

22.03.2020 01:01:08
Such misplaced zeal... Their eyes remain closed to the true path. Not like you... my devoted Chosen...
Classy Joe
Level 117
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Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
22.03.2020 01:02:13
Classy Joe

Platypus is an awesome animal. 


Geese or gooses or whatever you call them are cool too.

22.03.2020 01:02:13
                                                          
AlienPrinceFromVenus
Level 46
Status: Citizen
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Posts: 715
Reasonopia
22.03.2020 01:08:03
AlienPrinceFromVenus

Alexstrasza wrote:
I closed the thread you linked to, Alien, just in case. I don't want people getting ideas and posting in there. Anyway, why is this thread in the game section? It feels a bit more.. general forum-y to me :)

Also those labrador pups are adooooorableeeee :3
I thought it made sense because this is mainly for spamming, because duel stats. And idk. Frivolity? Feel free to switch the place if it feels apropriate to.


I LOVE THE PLATYPUSES

22.03.2020 01:08:03
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