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The Fashionable republic of Ximboland v Iowa

Category
Ximboland Court
Posts
153
Created
28.03.2024
Author
SweetasNuts
miruu
Level 44
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 63650
Reputation: 29113
Posts: 37
Atheista
28.03.2024 18:18:06
miruu

using my artifact just to say bro doesn't even know how to add links in his own site

28.03.2024 18:18:06
firm believer of eat hot chip and lie
                                                                                      

Iowa
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 270200
Reputation: 31731
Posts: 1074
Reasonopia
28.03.2024 18:22:35
Iowa

would also like to draw attention to the fact that chris said he can’t stop us from sharing what’s in the PH thread and he won’t say anything that needs to be censored. there is no policy or rule against what i have done. but none of that matters of course! he’s doing what he always does, being a free speech absolutist until it slightly inconveniences him. i regret nothing :]


28.03.2024 18:22:35
✖ he/him pronouns ✖ chris/sweetasnuts doesnt care about this game
Bimbo Pimp
Level 59
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 160252
Reputation: 32122
Posts: 819
Atheista
28.03.2024 18:55:01
Bimbo Pimp

Let me get this straight, you are willing to lose so many Bimbo users for 3-5 friends? I thought this was a business not a high school social club. Don't get me wrong dear SweetasNuts I do love drama but there is entertaining drama and cringe drama. Dissing most of the population doesn’t give me caring for Ximboland vibes. This is delulu territory. This is my fair and unbiased opinion of what I’m reading. (Thanks for the artifact reminder miruu)



28.03.2024 18:55:01
Pronouns: Master, She who is omniscient, The omnibenevolent woman

Lolsie
Level 44
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 64602
Reputation: 27393
Posts: 301
Atheista
28.03.2024 19:51:08
Lolsie

Using an artifact to say absolutely not. You're letting people on this site right now get away with all sorts of disgusting shit, not caring if it affects other users.But Iowa calling you out is grounds for exile? Get your priorities straight. You are encouraging and causing the downfall of your own site, and expecting your players to be thrilled about it. Players have over and over told you how to actually improve this site, how to get more people to spend the money that you so desperately want, and you chose to ignore it. Even such simple fucking things as "Hey these players are being openly hateful towards others can you do something?" is ignored, and yet you have the absolute balls to instead go after people for "bad fashion" and now calling this treason? So hate speech is fine but someone telling you that you're being an ass and warning others about whats going on behind the scenes isn't? Iowa showing us all of that wasn't a shock, I hope you know. Even without seeing all those screenshots, we'd already seen you making an ass of yourself in "public". It was just further proof that you do not actually care about the playerbase here, and you apparently lack any self awareness to realize that the reason you are not making the money you want to make is that you refuse to listen to players for even the most simple of things like fixing the bonuses people are paying for so that they actually get them as intended, or allowing moderators to moderate properly to keep this site happy and safe. 

I'd been having fun since joining, I really had been. But these last few months have made it harder and harder to continue here, and I'm not even among those who have been directly targeted. I literally cannot imagine what those who have been have gone through, I'm exhausted and angry just reading things. Do better.

28.03.2024 19:51:08
Lolsie
DEEZ NUTS420yolo
Level 12
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1343
Reputation: 2164
Posts: 38
Antitheocra
28.03.2024 20:21:11
DEEZ NUTS420yolo

I would like to thank several users for pointing out the necessity of a Holy Bimbo Senator's Grail artefact to post here. This thread is saddening. I love democracy and I was glad to find a weird quirky online platform where democracy is at the core of the role play.
This is not democracy. This is oppression and tyranny and a dark day for Ximboland. I'm hesitant to say more out of fear of reprisal from mr. SweetasNuts.

I stand proudly with Iowa and his right to free speech! Dictatorship is BULL!

28.03.2024 20:21:11

Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 22870
Reputation: 5535
Posts: 241
Atheista
28.03.2024 21:13:49
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER

Iowa wrote:
would also like to draw attention to the fact that chris said he can’t stop us from sharing what’s in the PH thread and he won’t say anything that needs to be censored. there is no policy or rule against what i have done. but none of that matters of course! he’s doing what he always does, being a free speech absolutist until it slightly inconveniences him. i regret nothing :]

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Anything you say can AND WILL be used against you in court.

28.03.2024 21:13:49
I am former SweetasNuts FOREVER.
Do not get confused and mistake me for original SweetasNuts AND THEN subsequently claim to be morally outraged by impersonation and roleplay. Then we should be very suspicious of your opinion and motivations.

bxdcherri
Level 187
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 5190978
Reputation: 72729
Posts: 1966
Reasonopia
28.03.2024 21:23:57
bxdcherri

Just wanting to point out for those using artifacts - you will not be able to vote unless u are a senator so it is good to save your artifacts for the day of the voting so you are able to vote as well as speak your truths, though realistically as Iowa pointed out, theres literally an army of alts, 60+ last time I checked, that are being solely used to rig court cases and forum votes, I imagine these alts will also be used to rig the upcoming SM elections, and the upcoming PB elections. There's no democracy left on the site :(

28.03.2024 21:23:57

Theodora Dee
Level 43
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 63576
Reputation: 21370
Posts: 660
Secville
28.03.2024 21:27:17
Theodora Dee

i can't believe having lives outside of ximboland is costing us our experience here lmao

28.03.2024 21:27:17

lovelifegirl
Level 134
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 1883742
Reputation: 45575
Posts: 1369
Atheista
28.03.2024 21:28:24
lovelifegirl

can i take it to court that ximbolands ltd as a company is dissolved in the UK? whats this site legally trading under now? or is that why you're desperate for senators/money chris? is it linked to your name now and no longer a company? for legalities sake id like to know pls (as i think anyone paying should as at least on Paypal its still under 'Ximbolands ltd') 

28.03.2024 21:28:24
     

Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 22870
Reputation: 5535
Posts: 241
Atheista
28.03.2024 21:44:07
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER

Some of the messages in this thread amount to treason, undermining our democracy and open admission of planning to commit electoral fraud
This is unacceptable.

Some of you are clearly just here to bring Bimboland down.
I put it to you that you care only about yourself and bringing Ximboland down.

I ask real Bimbos and Himbos and anyone who loves Ximboland to be on guard from ‘enemies from within’ and Bimbos whom are trying to undermine our president, our bimbos and our fledgling republic


28.03.2024 21:44:07
I am former SweetasNuts FOREVER.
Do not get confused and mistake me for original SweetasNuts AND THEN subsequently claim to be morally outraged by impersonation and roleplay. Then we should be very suspicious of your opinion and motivations.

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