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The Fashionable republic of Ximboland v bad fashion car crash Ximbos

Category
Ximboland Court
Posts
18
Created
20.03.2024
Author
SweetasNuts
SweetasNuts
Level 29
Status: President's Secretary
Sex Appeal: 18868
Reputation: 10271
Posts: 726
Atheista
20.03.2024 13:45:26
SweetasNuts

On this day 20/3/2024 in the courts of the Fashionable republic of Ximboland we do doth declare the following trial. We doth bring forth all Ximboland senators to decide the outcome of this case.

Defendants name = Melpomene



 

Offence (see above) = Crimes against fashion as listed in article 22.3 of the constitution of the Fashionable republic of Ximboland. The fashion laws states that real bimbos must show some cleavage and have happy bright and some pink in their fashion exteriors. They can not dress down and cover up their assets with dowdy frilly old dresses. This is far too boring and is not doth what a real bimbo should look like. Its a car crash fashion sense of the highest order and must be punished forthwith.  

The Fashionable republic of Bimboland was created by bimbos for bimbos. We pride ourselves on wonderful fashion. We pride ourselves on being the most fashionable, coolest and sexiest beings even to walk this planet.
In order to maintain that we have laws that protect our unique characteristics namely our wonderful 'bimbo' fashion. A fashion that is known, envied and respected all over the world. Bimbos fought and died for our fashion rights and those whom cant dress up to these standards undermine our nation and must be punished. Spies from the flatlands covertly live amongst us trying to undermine our nation and bring it down from within. At this point we have no evidence that Melpomene is a flatland spy but we must all be vigilant

When = 18/03/2024 between 1 - 4 pm

Where = the defendant was spotted on CCTV and by various witnesses committing this crime in Ximbo City Ximmethodist church. CCTV images capture her at Ximmethodist church and walking down lovers alley before crossing Hilton street and entering the Founders inn pub. In total at least 40 witnesses saw this crime and I would like to call them forward.

Punishment if convicted = The defendant will be sent to a fashion 're-education' camp where she will be re educated on fashion, the traditions of bimboism, the culture of bimbosim and how bimbos dress. He will be taught about high end fashion brands and how to wear them and he will be taught about hair and hair styles. He will come back a new Bimbo and one that can be proud of himself

Witnesses = I call you forward.

Senators = please do your thing and protect Ximboland from subversive fashion elements


20.03.2024 13:45:26

Make Ximboland Fashionable again on May 1st 2024 - Vote BCP !


Iulja
Level 127
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 1631052
Reputation: 211780
Posts: 2935
Reasonopia
20.03.2024 14:20:45
Iulja

That's becoming increasingly absurd.

20.03.2024 14:20:45

SweetasNuts
Level 29
Status: President's Secretary
Sex Appeal: 18868
Reputation: 10271
Posts: 726
Atheista
20.03.2024 14:23:46
SweetasNuts

Anything you say can be used against you in court. You have the right to talk to a lawyer for advice before we ask you any questions. You have the right to have a lawyer with you during questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be appointed for you before any questioning if you wish.

Why did you cover your cleavage when getting dressed that day and did anyone influence you in your decision making?

20.03.2024 14:23:46

Make Ximboland Fashionable again on May 1st 2024 - Vote BCP !


Sandi Lut
Level 286
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 28147619
Reputation: 265098
Posts: 4187
Antitheocra
20.03.2024 14:37:26
Sandi Lut

Dude if you are bored then please go bother other people than us. This is completely ridiculous now. Melpomene has great outfits. Our president wears the same outfit for over a decade, her masseur same thing.
YOU should be the one on trial, You AND the president both!.

20.03.2024 14:37:26
Happiness is inside yourself

bxdcherri
Level 187
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 5191524
Reputation: 72762
Posts: 1966
Reasonopia
20.03.2024 14:43:35
bxdcherri

I accidentally liked nuts post T.T

Did anyone consent to this btw? Like was Mel aware you were going to put her on a pedestal like this? I would’ve thought you would have a bit more respect for past State Ministers. 

20.03.2024 14:43:35

ximboglizzy
Level 76
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 344556
Reputation: 27000
Posts: 734
Secville
20.03.2024 14:44:17
ximboglizzy

NOOOO NOT MEL- HOMIE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?????

20.03.2024 14:44:17
click the magic leaf -> 
bxdcherri
Level 187
Status: Minister of Justice
Sex Appeal: 5191524
Reputation: 72762
Posts: 1966
Reasonopia
20.03.2024 14:45:26
bxdcherri

OH and not to mention the fact she is a designer as well! 

20.03.2024 14:45:26

Melpomene
Level 194
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5822995
Reputation: 80411
Posts: 914
Antitheocra
20.03.2024 14:54:22
Melpomene

I don't know  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ All a fun surprise to me too

I'm going to write out a "defense" for the heck of it. This outfit I'm currently wearing is an homage to impressionistic art, based on a painting classed "In the Garden" by Childe Hassam. I participated in a contest with it last month, ❀☂ Styling Impressionism (February Fashion Contest) ☂, and it cannot be all that bad considering I won first place. Sure, it might not represent the most "classic" of ximbo looks but the ensemble took hours to put together, and I think it well celebrates the cultural and intellectual side of ximbos, which this website deeply values.


20.03.2024 14:54:22

Furiously drawing new designs 

Honey Beee
Level 212
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 7601414
Reputation: 134768
Posts: 2654
Secville
20.03.2024 15:08:30
Honey Beee

Mel that outfit is absolutely gorgeous and you definitely do not deserve to be put on blast like this. 

20.03.2024 15:08:30

Pollyx
Level 126
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 1563596
Reputation: 49154
Posts: 782
Antitheocra
20.03.2024 15:22:57
Pollyx

This is the banner I made for Melpomene's winning entry in my Impressionism-themed February contest. This is a deeply insulting way to speak to your userbase. Melpomene is an active and prolific designer, as is Dean Winchester. You're driving away the people who draw clothing for your dress-up game for free, with no expectation of payment. Melpomene is the previous Antitheocra State Minister and was an unbelievable asset to my state, a huge inspiration to me personally in fashion and political guidance, and the fact that you would prosecute her fashion exclusively because she criticized you is repulsive. It makes me sick to my stomach. It's disrespectful, entitled, and not funny in any way shape or form. 



20.03.2024 15:22:57
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