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STATE WARS (SECVILLE)

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62
Created
21.10.2023
Author
ximboglizzy
ximboglizzy
Level 76
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 346631
Reputation: 27066
Posts: 736
Secville
21.10.2023 21:00:57
ximboglizzy

CALLING ALL SECVILLIANS!!! PREPARE FOR A TOUGH FIGHT! but don't worry, we're gonna kick ASS.

STATE WARS are back on Ximboland and I'm so excited to finally get the chance to take part in it!
For more information please refer to Blecky's post here<3

GENERALS:
We have Honey Bee as one of them, I will be needing two more. Players from Secville that are whiling to stay active throughout the course of SW please comment down below if you would like to be one!! Anyone that is able to assist with spreadsheets would be greatly appreciated. I'm so balls deep into school right now, I wont be able to consistently check things out throughout the day. I'm most active on XL at around 12am XL time and beyond because I go by the PST time zone. You can reach out to me much easier and faster through discord so please add me @airheadglizzy.

DISCORD:
(once again I am @airheadglizzy on discord)
There is currently a SW discord server. If you would like to be added on there please shoot me a message/comment here. It will be incredibly useful to have everyone there because once again it is a lot easier to reach out to everyone and myself if needed.

CONTEST TIMINGS:
Y'all had I'd known this was coming up I wouldn't have scheduled such a crazy Hallow-month. With that being said it seems like that contest is going by a bit slower than expected.. I will be pushing the contest to later as I have so much on my plate right now I kinda wanna cry-.. but don't worry we'll definitely still do something fun for a Halloween contest.<3 Plus there's so many ''all state'' ones going on I really don't think I would be depriving you guys too much hahaha.

SPREADSHEET:
UPDATE: I have made the spreadsheet click HERE
Super boomer moment of me rn but I gotta figure out where it would be best to make a spreadsheet and how I wanna do it. I've never really done anything spreadsheet related (oh dear..) but trust me I have the time today to figure something out. The spreadsheet will be used to track points. Once again, anyone that has experience or a bigger brain than me when it comes to spreadsheets- please message me.<3 lol


WELLLLL THAT SHOULD BE ALL!<3
I'm super excited for this, please message me if you're interested in being a general or have any insight that might be useful for me to know. This is my first time participating in SW and not to mention I'm the fucking SM this time LMFAOOOOOO SO FUCK EH- ITS FINE. WE'RE GONNA KICK ASS. I'm sure its not rocket science :'))<3

WELLLLLL, THATS ALL SHE WROTE- TOODLES!<3
xoxo, Lizzzzz

21.10.2023 21:00:57
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Favourite Worst Nightmare
Level 287
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 28954776
Reputation: 987589
Posts: 588
Secville
21.10.2023 21:30:56
Favourite Worst Nightmare

I'll message you on discord, but I'm willing to be more active for this, so maybe I could try being a general if you don't find anyone more active soon :')

21.10.2023 21:30:56
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ximboglizzy
Level 76
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 346631
Reputation: 27066
Posts: 736
Secville
21.10.2023 21:34:21
ximboglizzy

YES PLEASE<33333 OMG HI HOMIE


21.10.2023 21:34:21
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Favourite Worst Nightmare
Level 287
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 28954776
Reputation: 987589
Posts: 588
Secville
21.10.2023 21:36:34
Favourite Worst Nightmare

added you! ^^

21.10.2023 21:36:34
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Honey Beee
Level 212
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 7602786
Reputation: 134902
Posts: 2682
Secville
21.10.2023 23:04:39
Honey Beee

Hi all!! Please hoard all your points and update the spreadsheet with them until we are able to unlock a booster!!!! let's go secville!!!!!!!

21.10.2023 23:04:39

Loderi
Level 85
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 477015
Reputation: 128700
Posts: 1097
Secville
22.10.2023 03:11:19
Loderi

Yes, I'm participating, but can't be a general. 

Everybody, feel free to challenge me to fights and debates to get those points.

Remember to deploy Artifacts as needed!

22.10.2023 03:11:19
morguegirl
Level 174
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4212311
Reputation: 115053
Posts: 1695
Secville
22.10.2023 07:05:55
morguegirl

what artifacts should i use? i'm using the senator's grail, but i don't know what else.

22.10.2023 07:05:55
Loderi
Level 85
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 477015
Reputation: 128700
Posts: 1097
Secville
22.10.2023 14:41:21
Loderi

The Pillow is also good for energy if you are low on gold and can't recharge with doping. 

22.10.2023 14:41:21
Honey Beee
Level 212
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 7602786
Reputation: 134902
Posts: 2682
Secville
22.10.2023 21:48:17
Honey Beee

Please update your points in the spreadsheet!!! We only need to have enough points so that we can multiply them by our state to unlock our booster and we are close!!! let's goo!!! 

22.10.2023 21:48:17

HeidiMaeBaily
Level 14
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1875
Reputation: 1401
Posts: 5
Secville
23.10.2023 04:59:39
HeidiMaeBaily

Damn y'all serious bout this

23.10.2023 04:59:39
- Beauty, Brains, Business; Heidi

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