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Spiritual bimbos in the house?

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Created
16.06.2018
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Jananyakali

Poll: Do you feel connected to a higher power?

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HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
19.06.2018 11:07:49
HeavenLeighBimbo

Religion in a Secular world is difficult to practice. 

  I will Sign my Name to your Thread; as an actual Ordained Minister of The Christian National Church  LIC#184XXXXXX
[actual licence number available upon request.]
        I am religious but not judgmental.....  
   I do talk about the evil in the world,  but what people choose to do is none of my concern......
   I like to give my sermon's in a more personal way.......  by example.....   I am the worst sinner I know......
   And God gave me such power to change myself,  and with that;-> the ability to bless other's in my very small universe.
   Personally I would love to see a purely religious Thread in Bimboland's..........     I would be a member of it, as long as it was non-denominational, and fully inclusive.....    
                   but that of course is a dream..............       I don't need to convert people,  nor do I need to be 'saved',  or sprinkled with some holy water,  or rub a Buddha Belly or find Mecca 4 times a day.......  ect......   I despise Dogma. and find it to be actually a failure of Spirit.......  Rituals are simply cohesion with in a group....   nothing more.   I like to play 'Jump Rope' with my neighbor's children,  but that doesn't mean I need them to worship a rope.
 It's just become a ritual for them,  to play with me in a manner they feel comfortable with......  however it is,
     a VERY disciplined 'Sport'. 
                        I have Rule's, and one of them is being in total control of the Rope.   Even a 9 year old girl can understand and obey my rules perfectly to have Fun..... Break my rule's and I will not Jump around with her.     That is a religion. 
      She was a smart little girl and learned my rule's on the first DAY..... and never tested me like her brother's did....   I admit I whipped a rope as to purposely hit a male- child in the face because he hurt me with the rope first,  and on purpose.  I gave him a chance to play nice,  but he sent a rope up my Vayjay,  and giggled because he thought it was funny to be so mean.  I'm so sorry, but I will not allow a child of any age, to sexually assault me with a weapon.   This was a situation where 'Swift Justice' WAS in perfect order.
   Little did he know....   I know how rope's WORK.   He never even saw his punishment coming.... His weapon against me,
 BIT HIM BACK on the cheek.   I timed the rope so perfectly as to break the sound barrier {767MPH} As a Kiss, and left the tiniest of mark on his face.   I Burned Him like a tattoo, and he was lucky  I chose to only leave a bit of a mark on him.... 
          I could have Fucked him up, if I was not such a rope master.  All Thing's in good measure...... SNAP!!!!

 A pure accident,  that wasn't an accident. Karma, or just Newton's laws of Physics?
    God has a sense of humor,  and I scared that \boy/ for life.....  he knew very well what he was doing when he tried to damage my vagina.   I just left him with something to see every day for the rest of his life to remember how painful it is [too], hurt other people for no reason what so ever.

       God, has been very good to me.....   Teaching me lesson's very few humans ever get to experience.
        So I feel it is best for me to have an attitude of gratitude,  when I think about what God mean's to me............
     So I Smile,  and God Gives me MORE to share with my fellow humans............     
  I've grown to appreciate God, for his sense of humor with me and my life......       Crazy situations, most DOGMATIC people would say is a SIN,  turned out to be a lesson/ appreciation for the so-called' 'sinner'.
  Let He who is without sin caste the first STONE.....
   Well I see no reason to throw rock's............
                           but I will be the first to support a message of religion and God.

19.06.2018 11:07:49
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PlatinumLoreigh
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Freethinkerland
19.06.2018 11:50:10
PlatinumLoreigh

I'm religious and I hope I'm going to practice it more and more over time!

19.06.2018 11:50:10
solare
Level 7
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Freethinkerland
23.06.2018 12:56:08
solare

I am a Wiccan!

23.06.2018 12:56:08
I love this! But I'm a shallow and vapid individual with problems forming healthy interpersonal relationships...What would I know?
Carmel
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Secville
29.06.2018 17:20:52
Carmel

I'm religious, I am a Christian pure and simple non denominational. My husband and I go to church regularly, we volunteer and they our best to help and not hurt everyone we come into contact with. My father and my husband started a profitable business because of their desire to help people. I do not try to push my beliefs onto anyone if you ask me about my experience I will tell you. Also I like this thread thank you HLB

29.06.2018 17:20:52

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