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Ximboland Clock

song shuffle game

Posts
147
Created
10.06.2020
Author
peeslurper69
peeslurper69
Level 137
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2042978
Reputation: 220524
Posts: 2490
Atheista
09.08.2023 23:27:25
peeslurper69

i am insane so i'm going to do this with hypnosis mic songs. english translations anyway

Yo! How goes it, three brothers? (Joy for Struggle - Dotsuitare Hompo VS Buster Bros!!!)
This image is dyed in freestyle (Shibuya Marble Texture - PCCS- - Fling Posse)
Sorry this, sorry that, well I’m sorry but screw this all (BATTLE BATTLE BATTLE - Fling Posse VS Matenrou)
We resort to brute force (Gangsta's Paradise - Samatoki Aohitsugi)
Ah, ah, a test for the microphone (Tragic Transistor - Sasara Nurude)

completely incomprehensible <3 love it

09.08.2023 23:27:25
your reluctant optimist 
Oktubre
Level 118
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1289648
Reputation: 36009
Posts: 395
Atheista
09.08.2023 23:30:00
Oktubre

My love is the grand beast of pop (La Bestia Pop - Patricio Rey y sus Redonditos de Ricota) (Loose translation)
Hey, can you see black and red over me? (BNR - Crumb)
Whenever I'm alone with you (Lovesong - Jack Off Jill cover)
What do I do to ignore them behind me? (By Myself - Linkin Park)
And the whole sky will open up (DLG - Fito Paez) (Loose translation)

I'm scared as fuck rn

09.08.2023 23:30:00

shroomm
Level 48
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 84196
Reputation: 41295
Posts: 1001
Reasonopia
10.08.2023 08:22:41
shroomm

Today we're saying 'see you later' to someone
Back then, your eyes reflected lights of bonfires
Gloomy look out the window
And rain washes away all of my colors
You can't breathe in here

10.08.2023 08:22:41

Angel Dust
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 274202
Reputation: 64207
Posts: 1022
Atheista
10.08.2023 09:40:53
Angel Dust

"bad luck, you're doin' it wrong" (Eddie Meduza's "That Girl Is Mine") 
"walking on velvet green" (Jethro Tull's "Velvet Green") 
"sittin' by the railroad station" (The Dogs D'Amour's "How Come It Never Rains") 
"wrapped tight around me like a second flesh" (Judas Priest's "Eat Me Alive")
"high on the hill sits a whippoorwill" (T. Michael Coleman's "Sadie") 


10.08.2023 09:40:53
stream "Allergic To Food" by Melvins
SLudgeQueen
Level 35
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 31975
Reputation: 18070
Posts: 266
Atheista
12.08.2023 19:17:32
SLudgeQueen

I know that we are upside down 
You had the best but you gave her up
Fury, pure and soft
I want to sleep
And if you save yourself

Stay the night- Hayley williams and zedd
Happy now? - No doubt
Stay soft - mitski
Battle-axe - deftones
Sappy- nirvana



12.08.2023 19:17:32
I'll win that Mötley Crüe mirror, if it fucking kills me!
peeslurper69
Level 137
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2042978
Reputation: 220524
Posts: 2490
Atheista
28.09.2023 23:49:12
peeslurper69

Call you up in the middle of the night (Runaway Train - Soul Asylum)
Blooming and blooming, embracing the devil (Akuma no Hana - Jyushi Aimono of Hypnosis Mic)
Sometimes we miss old friends (They Wanted Darkness... - Frank Iero)
Last night I dreamed that it rained (Acid Rain - The Growlers)
I didn't want to be the one to forget (Instant Crush - Daft Punk and Julian Casablancas)


28.09.2023 23:49:12
your reluctant optimist 
mariabadescu
Level 15
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2212
Reputation: 2129
Posts: 140
Atheista
29.04.2024 04:23:07
mariabadescu

my lips are creeping up your neck (the high - kelela) 
hands on my knees (needs - tinashe) 
keepin it fresh while im shakin my butt (fun - cortisa star) 
he gave me some dick in bed (alright - victoria monet) 
got me like a hypnotist (udance? - beloved sun) 

29.04.2024 04:23:07
    
                





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