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Some of the achievements are ridiculous

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06.10.2019
honorscollege
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Reasonopia
06.10.2019 02:40:55
honorscollege

To earn the gold hipster badge, you need to buy 500 tattoos. There are less than 200 tattoos in the shop.What was the person who chose this number thinking?

06.10.2019 02:40:55
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Sandi Lut
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Antitheocra
06.10.2019 08:57:07
Sandi Lut

Yes I agree it is ridiculous. Most achievements are messed up. You can't ever get the gold badge and others don't count right.

But there are already many threads about this subject.If you search for "Badges" in the forum you will find several topics about it. Some with comments from Team Bimbo. Mainly saying that they are working on it. But so far they corrected one badge if I am not mistaken.

06.10.2019 08:57:07
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railophone
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Freethinkerland
06.10.2019 10:03:22
railophone

I think this was discussed in another thread, but you might be able to sell and rebuy items to meet the goal. You'd lose money, but if you want the achievement, it might work. I haven't attempted this myself though.

06.10.2019 10:03:22
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Iulja
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Reasonopia
06.10.2019 10:46:39
Iulja

When i was elected to be PB in June 2018 and i reported this, i got a promise, that it would be fixed asap...


06.10.2019 10:46:39

Audrey12345
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Antitheocra
06.10.2019 16:08:06
Audrey12345

Yeah the achievements are insane, also the memory games! How is it possible to finish the game in 50 or less tries?? I mean I know you don't have to but if they make the offer might as well make it possible.. has anyone ever succeeded?

06.10.2019 16:08:06
Namastis
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Secville
06.10.2019 21:02:33
Namastis

Audrey12345 wrote:
Yeah the achievements are insane, also the memory games! How is it possible to finish the game in 50 or less tries?? I mean I know you don't have to but if they make the offer might as well make it possible.. has anyone ever succeeded?
I even tried to note what is where, still 52 is my minimum :D

06.10.2019 21:02:33
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Alexstrasza
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Agnostica
06.10.2019 23:17:22
Alexstrasza

You gotta get lucky and write down what's under each tile to get sub 50 tries. Even clickin' each tile just once requires 36 tries. So you have room for 14 mistakes - or 7 failed pair attempts. It's ridiculously difficult and in my opinion just not the effort it would take in the first place. 

06.10.2019 23:17:22
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Alexis92
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Agnostica
07.10.2019 11:12:52
Alexis92

I've tried writing them down several times, never made it. I honestly think it's not possible, and why would we have a challenge that is at best a one-in-a-lifetime chance?

07.10.2019 11:12:52
HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
07.10.2019 15:03:49
HeavenLeighBimbo

It is impossible to get the gold in 'Create Tattoos'.  Buy and use 500 of them.
  When there is only 182 available to purchase.
  Piercing's don't count, ether.

  Buying clothing goals ,are flawed too.  When you enter the game with clothing previously bought in Miss-Bimbo.

07.10.2019 15:03:49
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craigslist-stripper
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Agnostica
08.10.2019 04:17:11
craigslist-stripper

you can get max rewards on the tile game if you open the page, turn your wifi off, solve it, screenshot & close the page. turn wifi on, reopen, and the game will be reset with the same answers. this only works now that it saves your progress and is very tedious but sometimes worth it when you are hurting for bimbo dollars. just wanted to share my strat : )

08.10.2019 04:17:11

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