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Signs that you may be a bimphobe

Category
Xemocracy Arena
Posts
132
Created
11.04.2024
Author
SweetasNuts
KatieBoutique
Level 266
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 19271144
Reputation: 103865
Posts: 2803
Reasonopia
13.04.2024 22:09:26
KatieBoutique

grungobuisquit wrote: <one of the best Quibitch arguments in Bimboland History...>
Chris AKA sweetasnuts is sexist. He is convinced that the only valid bimbo is the big tittied, shopping and cock obsessed, stupid as a rock, slutty bimbo, with nothing else to her.

 Although these are integral to being a bimbo and can be used almost as a bimbo dsm-5, there is much more to any individual bimbo than these characteristics. A bimbo should be unique, her own person. A bimbo follows her heart, and believes in what she thinks is right. A bimbo stays true to herself, even if people think she should be a certain way. A bimbo can dress however she wants, and is still a bimbo.

 She is the big tittied, shopping and cock obsessed, stupid as a rock, slutty bimbo  because she wants to be, not because a man thinks she should be. A bimbo is a feminist, showing off her body because it is hers to show off, not because a man would enjoy it. She is obsessed with shopping because she wants to be stylish for herself, not for a mans approval. She fucks anyone who consents because she feels empowered by her sexuality, not to please men. She acts dumb and girly because everybody has always told her she is supposed to be mature and responsible to take care of a man someday, not because it makes her easier for men to control. And to suggest any bimbo who is the way she is because a man thinks that's how a bimbo should be, that is what is truly bimbophobic.
This is so good I need to copy it to the Quibitch Poll Thread...

13.04.2024 22:09:26
#SAY.NO.TO.BIMBO.GENOCIDE.BY.CLOWNS.CULTS.AND.CADAVERS
#NOTMYPRIMEBIMBO #NOTMYSTATEMINISTER #OCCUPIEDBIMBOLAND
#DIDYOUBRUSHTODAY?  #THESLAYYYCASTWITHKATIE&SLAYTO
Slayyyocrates
Level 57
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 141440
Reputation: 6788
Posts: 224
Freethinkerland
13.04.2024 22:46:40
Slayyyocrates

OvercookedIntellect wrote:
Honestly, i think it is a strawberry jam and vanilla frosting donut with pistachios sprinkled on it.

My guess is creme cheese...

13.04.2024 22:46:40
Slayyyocrates for Prime Bimbo vote for me immediately!  Hurry!
Η παλάμη στο τέλος του μυαλού
Daphnee_Mino
Level 30
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 20618
Reputation: 20310
Posts: 520
Agnostica
14.04.2024 17:13:22
Daphnee_Mino



14.04.2024 17:13:22

Abu Hamza
Level 23
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 9628
Reputation: 8097
Posts: 396
Reasonopia
14.04.2024 21:51:03
Abu Hamza

Pet Vicky wrote:
Fun fact: the word 'bimbo' actually means 'small boy' in Italian.
my brother ahmed (may allah guard his soul and send him 72 virgins) talked about bimbos in berlin once and got beat up by a bunch of guys darker than us. but we didn't think too much about it since we are used to islamophobia. 

14.04.2024 21:51:03
  هناك الكثير من النساء بدون الحجاب هنا



Bimbo Pimp
Level 59
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 160242
Reputation: 32106
Posts: 819
Atheista
14.04.2024 23:07:47
Bimbo Pimp

Brother, did not ready anything about this in the Quran. In your version, do women get 72 virgins too? if so is the virgin optional? asking for a friend.

14.04.2024 23:07:47
Pronouns: Master, She who is omniscient, The omnibenevolent woman

Abu Hamza
Level 23
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 9628
Reputation: 8097
Posts: 396
Reasonopia
15.04.2024 00:27:23
Abu Hamza

the way i understand islam, as a true and honest believer, the 72 virgins thing does absolutely NOT apply to women.

and anyway you only get the virgins when you die in xihad like brother ahmed. 

15.04.2024 00:27:23
  هناك الكثير من النساء بدون الحجاب هنا



KittyOnyx
Level 37
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 39923
Reputation: 18467
Posts: 413
Freethinkerland
15.04.2024 02:30:27
KittyOnyx

StrangeSnow wrote:
New conspiracy theory I made up on a few hours of sleep 
This site is failing massively and Chris has to get rid of it but instead of admitting that he’s just gonna drive everyone away instead and that’s why he’s also pushing so hard for people to buy shit 
I dunno feel free to ignore me I need sleep 
I considered that. He's had at least 4 failed games in a decades run. My-minx,My-queen, Hooliganz to name a few..

15.04.2024 02:30:27
My Ximbo is Sweetasnuts if he slayyyed
Slayyyocrates
Level 57
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 141440
Reputation: 6788
Posts: 224
Freethinkerland
15.04.2024 02:35:31
Slayyyocrates

I was once a Builder.
Now…I am a hooker.

Welcome to Ximboland.

15.04.2024 02:35:31
Slayyyocrates for Prime Bimbo vote for me immediately!  Hurry!
Η παλάμη στο τέλος του μυαλού
KittyOnyx
Level 37
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 39923
Reputation: 18467
Posts: 413
Freethinkerland
15.04.2024 02:58:03
KittyOnyx

Theres an alt girl in one of the bimbo backgrounds, and a gay love story on your old failed website. Do you have memory problems or are you a hypocrite Chris?
Don't even get me started on you stealing art from small artists lol

15.04.2024 02:58:03
My Ximbo is Sweetasnuts if he slayyyed
Bimbo Pimp
Level 59
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 160242
Reputation: 32106
Posts: 819
Atheista
15.04.2024 03:46:04
Bimbo Pimp

Slayyyocrates wrote:
I was once a Builder.
Now…I am a hooker.

Welcome to Ximboland.
Here take my card!  Pimping shall be booming soon. :)

15.04.2024 03:46:04
Pronouns: Master, She who is omniscient, The omnibenevolent woman

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