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26.07.2020
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draculaura
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Atheista
27.09.2020 20:53:45
draculaura

I struggled with acne a LOT through middle school and high school, but when I started cleansing with high-linoleic safflower oil and making myself matcha & honey face masks, I saw noticeable improvements! Here's some more information about what these did:
High linoleic safflower oil helps with oily skin, as oily skin usually has too little linoleic acid and too much oleic acid. It also helps dissolve sebaceous filaments, which are those little plugs on your T-zone that often get mistaken for blackheads. Safflower oil comes both in high oleic acid form and high linoleic form. You could also replace safflower oil with other high linoleic oils, such as hemp seed oil or grape seed oil.Matcha is a kind of Japanese green tea that soothes your skin, while reducing your dark circles with its small amount of caffeine. Honey soothes and hydrates skin since it's a humectant. I usually combine a teaspoon of honey with a teaspoon of matcha, then add water and mix until it's my preferred mask consistency. I learned the hard way, though, that you have to wash it off thoroughly, otherwise your face will be tinged slightly green from the matcha, haha! 
I received a recommendation from a friend that qasil powder, fenugreek powder, and seaweed powder can also be effective for good skin health, so I'll mention how they worked once I've tried them!

27.09.2020 20:53:45

Blithe
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Reasonopia
27.09.2020 23:42:37
Blithe

I get really bad migraines - light and sound sensitivity, nausea, the works. I lay down in the tub and take a candlelit steam shower and then crawl into bed with some earbuds, close my eyes, and listen to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWo9Q476q5g . I fall asleep within 15 minutes and wake up without the headache or at least my symptoms won't be as intense.

27.09.2020 23:42:37
Big Boy JENKINS
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Atheista
28.09.2020 13:31:28
Big Boy JENKINS

O.K. So heres rhe deal. You ahve a fever. Your not feelin too hot becayse your feelin too hot. So heres what you do. listen to me. You take a egg. You crack the egg. You take off your socks. get the egg whites and you soak like a paper towel or regular towel in the egg whites. You put the eggs towel on your feet. And then you put the socks back on. Instant cure

28.09.2020 13:31:28
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cowgirl
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Reasonopia
28.09.2020 22:09:56
cowgirl

garlic. garlic garlic garlic. you feel like you might get sick, you take a clove of garlic, smash it, wait like 10 minutes, and eat it. put garlic in everything savory which you should be doing already. if a recipe calls for two measly cloves of garlic, triple the amount because that is not enough. trust me, you consume a ton of garlic, you will be impervious to both vampires and colds. 

fermented foods. you will become strong. trust me. have some kombucha, have some live culture yogurt, have some solyanka, it's good for you. make your own fermented pickles, it's so easy. and of course put garlic in with cucumber. muscle cramp after working out? have a shot of pickle juice. olympic athletes do this. 

28.09.2020 22:09:56
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scapegrace
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Secville
28.09.2020 22:49:39
scapegrace

amla powder, coconut oil, and neem leaves make your hair thick and long, idk if this counts as a home remedy bc u can literally just buy dabur vatika lol but trust me on this my hair goes down to the floor . also dong quai soup after ur period is over helps u get ur strength back

28.09.2020 22:49:39

draculaura
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Atheista
03.10.2020 21:56:35
draculaura

draculaura wrote:
I struggled with acne a LOT through middle school and high school, but when I started cleansing with high-linoleic safflower oil and making myself matcha & honey face masks, I saw noticeable improvements! Here's some more information about what these did:
High linoleic safflower oil helps with oily skin, as oily skin usually has too little linoleic acid and too much oleic acid. It also helps dissolve sebaceous filaments, which are those little plugs on your T-zone that often get mistaken for blackheads. Safflower oil comes both in high oleic acid form and high linoleic form. You could also replace safflower oil with other high linoleic oils, such as hemp seed oil or grape seed oil.Matcha is a kind of Japanese green tea that soothes your skin, while reducing your dark circles with its small amount of caffeine. Honey soothes and hydrates skin since it's a humectant. I usually combine a teaspoon of honey with a teaspoon of matcha, then add water and mix until it's my preferred mask consistency. I learned the hard way, though, that you have to wash it off thoroughly, otherwise your face will be tinged slightly green from the matcha, haha! 
I received a recommendation from a friend that qasil powder, fenugreek powder, and seaweed powder can also be effective for good skin health, so I'll mention how they worked once I've tried them!
Tried seaweed powder! It made my skin soft but it stank to the high heavens once it was wet, so if you can't stand the smell of kelp... run!

03.10.2020 21:56:35

Angelia
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Freethinkerland
29.10.2020 00:09:13
Angelia

I don't really know if this is a 'home remedy' but if you have the hiccups, plug your ears and hold a note as consistently as you can for as long as you can. Works 90% of the time if you do it right.

29.10.2020 00:09:13
Angelia
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Freethinkerland
29.10.2020 00:09:35
Angelia

Also, honey and green tea to fix stuffy sinuses.

29.10.2020 00:09:35
MiMiKucera
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Antitheocra
24.11.2020 13:23:03
MiMiKucera

When I get really bad headaches I pour boiling water over dried coriander seeds and inhale the steam, it works wonders for me 

24.11.2020 13:23:03
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Namastis
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Secville
24.11.2020 19:33:52
Namastis

For digesting problems I add some bay leaves and lemon peel to hot water. Works well and is delicious :D

24.11.2020 19:33:52
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