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[Roleplaying] The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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CommunityVerified
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Reasonopia
08.08.2020 22:53:05
CommunityVerified

torrenoia wrote:
CommunityVerified wrote:
himbos only zone! and lobsters... :) 
im a lobster
you are welcome then. would you like a drink, beautiful lobster?

08.08.2020 22:53:05
 
torrenoia
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Atheista
08.08.2020 22:54:43
torrenoia

CommunityVerified wrote:
torrenoia wrote:
CommunityVerified wrote:
himbos only zone! and lobsters... :) 
im a lobster
you are welcome then. would you like a drink, beautiful lobster?
yessir, may i please get one glass of only the saltiest salt water :)

08.08.2020 22:54:43
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!
cowboy
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Atheista
08.08.2020 22:58:16
cowboy

love wins

08.08.2020 22:58:16
 
Dye96
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Freethinkerland
08.08.2020 23:00:25
Dye96

jamie fae wrote:
Classy Joe wrote:
Been over a week and no one has said anything here so I am. I am going to turn this pub into a Himbos only pub, no Bimbos allowed and no one can stop me hahahaha. Himbo Club this will be.
I will still cum & sing when I feel like it, so there! *Blows raspberries at Joe*
I will break the rules a little and step in, as a fabulous bimbo that I am. Jamie, I noticed that you like to use other forms for certain words. Please keep your speech clear and don't let us misinterpret things. I had to read your post 3 times until I got what you meant and I am sure I am not the only one. Thank you in advance!
*gets out so that the himbos don't boo me*

08.08.2020 23:00:25
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cowboy
Level 33
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Posts: 438
Atheista
08.08.2020 23:02:13
cowboy

we love you dye. true himbo ally

08.08.2020 23:02:13
 
Dye96
Level 237
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Freethinkerland
08.08.2020 23:03:38
Dye96

cowboy wrote:
we love you dye. true himbo ally

Love u all as well!!

08.08.2020 23:03:38
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jamie fae
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Reasonopia
08.08.2020 23:13:37
jamie fae

Dye96 wrote:
jamie fae wrote:
Classy Joe wrote:
Been over a week and no one has said anything here so I am. I am going to turn this pub into a Himbos only pub, no Bimbos allowed and no one can stop me hahahaha. Himbo Club this will be.
I will still cum & sing when I feel like it, so there! *Blows raspberries at Joe*
I will break the rules a little and step in, as a fabulous bimbo that I am. Jamie, I noticed that you like to use other forms for certain words. Please keep your speech clear and don't let us misinterpret things. I had to read your post 3 times until I got what you meant and I am sure I am not the only one. Thank you in advance!
*gets out so that the himbos don't boo me*
Okay, I will only use real words from now on, Dye

08.08.2020 23:13:37
jamie fae
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Reasonopia
08.08.2020 23:16:39
jamie fae

*Gets up on stage and sings*

There comes a time When we heed a certain call When the world must come together as one There are people dying Oh, and it's time to lend a hand to life The greatest gift of all We can't go on Pretending day-by-day That someone, somewhere soon make a change We're all a part of God's great big family And the truth, you know, love is all we need We are the world We are the children We are the ones who make a brighter day, so let's start giving There's a choice we're making We're saving our own lives It's true we'll make a better day, just you and me Oh, send them your heart So they know that someone cares And their lives will be stronger and free As God has shown us by turning stones to bread And so we all must lend a helping hand We are the world We are the children We are the ones who make a brighter day, so let's start giving Oh, there's a choice we're making We're saving our own lives It's true we'll make a better day, just you and me When you're down and out, there seems no hope at all But if you just believe there's no way we can fall Well, well, well, well let us realize Oh, that a change can only come When we stand together as one, yeah, yeah, yeah We are the world We are the children We are the ones who make a brighter day, so let's start giving There's a choice we're making We're saving our own lives It's true we'll make a better day, just you and me We are the world We are the children We are the ones who make a brighter day, so let's start giving There's a choice we're making We're saving our own lives It's true we'll make a better day, just you and mee We are the world (are the world) We are the children (are the children) We are the ones who'll make a brighter day, so let's start giving (so let's start giving) There is a choice we're making We're saving our own lives It's true we'll make a better day, just you and me Oh, let me hear you! We are the world (we are the world) We are the children (said we are the children) We are the ones who'll make a brighter day so let start giving (so let's start giving) There's a choice we're making We're saving our own lives It's true we'll make a better day, just you and me, come on now, let me hear you We are the world (we are the world) We are the children (we are the children) We are the ones who'll make a brighter day so let's start giving (so let's start giving) There's a choice we're making We're saving our own lives It's true we'll make a better day, just you and me, yeah We are the world (we are the world) We are the children (we are the children) We are the ones who'll make a brighter day so let's start giving (so let's start giving) There's a choice we're making And we're saving our own lives It's true we'll make a better day, just you and me We are the world (are the world) We are the children (are the children) We are the ones who'll make a brighter day so let's start giving (so let's start giving) There's a choice we're making We're saving our own lives It's true we'll make a better day, just you and me We are the world, we are the world (are the world) We are the children, yes sir (are the children) We are the ones that make a brighter day so let's start giving (so let's start giving) There's a choice we're making We're saving our own lives It's true we'll make a better day, just you and me, ooh-hoo! We are the world (dear God) (are the world) We are the children (are the children) We are the ones that make a brighter day so let's start giving (all right, can you hear what I'm saying?) There's a choice we're making, we're saving our own lives

08.08.2020 23:16:39
cowboy
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Posts: 438
Atheista
08.08.2020 23:19:42
cowboy

jamie fae wrote:
*Gets up on stage and sings*

umm...okay <3 *escorts u from the himbos only pub*

08.08.2020 23:19:42
 
Dye96
Level 237
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 296181
Posts: 2350
Freethinkerland
08.08.2020 23:19:47
Dye96

jamie fae wrote:
Dye96 wrote:
jamie fae wrote:
Classy Joe wrote:
Been over a week and no one has said anything here so I am. I am going to turn this pub into a Himbos only pub, no Bimbos allowed and no one can stop me hahahaha. Himbo Club this will be.
I will still cum & sing when I feel like it, so there! *Blows raspberries at Joe*
I will break the rules a little and step in, as a fabulous bimbo that I am. Jamie, I noticed that you like to use other forms for certain words. Please keep your speech clear and don't let us misinterpret things. I had to read your post 3 times until I got what you meant and I am sure I am not the only one. Thank you in advance!
*gets out so that the himbos don't boo me*
Okay, I will only use real words from now on, Dye
You are free to use whatever invented words you want as long as they don't make others feel uncomfortable just from reading them. No FG's point will ever be to stop creativity, free speech and whatever.

This round is on me! *drinks shot with cowboy and leaves*

08.08.2020 23:19:47
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