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[Roleplaying] The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695468
Reputation: 258715
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
02.07.2020 19:03:41
HeavenLeighBimbo

^    ahh the joy of youth ^   Puff-puff pass- PIFF
   Love is a rare condition..........
   Adam earned my friendship the very hard way...........
       By Mowing his lawn.................
             I was impressed, and just said so, to his face one day,   and BOOM.......
   He dragged me 'kicking and screaming' into a sub-culture I never knew existed, before.........
   Life is all about EXPERIENCE, 
                  I choose to live a Life with diversity, in it's pure form. 
   Adam showed me things, I wish I could UN-SEE..............

02.07.2020 19:03:41
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nancxboy666
Level 34
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 30771
Reputation: 15936
Posts: 148
Secville
02.07.2020 19:11:56
nancxboy666

:)

02.07.2020 19:11:56
 

torrenoia
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 268949
Reputation: 39695
Posts: 1162
Atheista
02.07.2020 19:13:49
torrenoia

hlb youre gross

02.07.2020 19:13:49
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695468
Reputation: 258715
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
02.07.2020 19:26:44
HeavenLeighBimbo

When he takes me to a party, Adam is actually being a total D*ck, to whoever the 'Host' is........
    He knows me that well.......
   I know he uses me as a 'special' female to make a POINT,   to his 'peep's, too.
   I'm often the only one armed with a 9MM, when Adam meet's a [stranger-man] on  ******  for meaningless sex.....

   He Bought :  A female -body guard ?   *****
               Can girls do that, in the 21st century?
  Is it impossible that I was hired for my skill,  and love him, for pure personality.
   It is an odd dynamic for a relationship, 
                           but I've never liked being COMMON.... 
                            I feel in 'passive love' with the man,  and he aggressively want's to molest me,  in every 'suitable fashion'
                                                             I attend with him.
                   but.....
  I try to find a balance of how far I will let him go,  with my body.
                       Even a GAY man 'wilts' when I am dressed UP as a princess, or Whore.
   We play game's on each-other instead.............. in the form of TREASURE hunt's.......
   He has found my panties before...... using my handwritten clues.........

   I adore his method's, of seducing me with DANGER.
   Disclaimer:
 [Not a recommended work-place environment, for the weak........]   
I'm more Dangerous to Adam, because of MY sexuality..........
      He is still technically a VIRGIN, and I'm trying to not cross the line "of being his first woman" ...........
   NO...    OH my,  NO !!!!!
   A porn actress should Never be, a man's first taste of the forbidden fruit. 
       I would destroy his EGO, instantly ______   just sayin'-> :p

02.07.2020 19:26:44
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peeslurper69
Level 137
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2043078
Reputation: 220529
Posts: 2490
Atheista
02.07.2020 20:52:35
peeslurper69

*i have a seizure trying to decipher what’s going on*

02.07.2020 20:52:35
your reluctant optimist 
nancxboy666
Level 34
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 30771
Reputation: 15936
Posts: 148
Secville
02.07.2020 20:57:31
nancxboy666

HeavenLeighBimbo wrote:
When he takes me to a party, Adam is actually being a total D*ck, to whoever the 'Host' is........
    He knows me that well.......
   I know he uses me as a 'special' female to make a POINT,   to his 'peep's, too.
   I'm often the only one armed with a 9MM, when Adam meet's a [stranger-man] on  ******  for meaningless sex.....

   He Bought :  A female -body guard ?   *****
               Can girls do that, in the 21st century?
  Is it impossible that I was hired for my skill,  and love him, for pure personality.
   It is an odd dynamic for a relationship, 
                           but I've never liked being COMMON.... 
                            I feel in 'passive love' with the man,  and he aggressively want's to molest me,  in every 'suitable fashion'
                                                             I attend with him.
                   but.....
  I try to find a balance of how far I will let him go,  with my body.
                       Even a GAY man 'wilts' when I am dressed UP as a princess, or Whore.
   We play game's on each-other instead.............. in the form of TREASURE hunt's.......
   He has found my panties before...... using my handwritten clues.........

   I adore his method's, of seducing me with DANGER.
   Disclaimer:
 [Not a recommended work-place environment, for the weak........]   
I'm more Dangerous to Adam, because of MY sexuality..........
      He is still technically a VIRGIN, and I'm trying to not cross the line "of being his first woman" ...........
   NO...    OH my,  NO !!!!!
   A porn actress should Never be, a man's first taste of the forbidden fruit. 
       I would destroy his EGO, instantly ______   just sayin'-> :p
Why does Adam want to ‘molest’ you if you’re female, he’s a gay man, just because he appreciates the female form does not mean he actually wants to sleep with women

Furthermore calling him a ‘virgin’ for not yet having sex with a women because he’s GAY is really odd like he just is not a virgin he’s had sex lmao

*I too have a seizure HLB’s nonsense has defeated me*

02.07.2020 20:57:31
 

HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695468
Reputation: 258715
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
02.07.2020 21:11:19
HeavenLeighBimbo

Real life....   I was grown, before cell phone's and internet porn pervaded , the life cycle of human's.\
   True sexuality is lost............
   The romantic style..... 
                   I know   you could never understand the art of seduction before the invention the internet.......
   A woman dancing LIVE,   is very different than a 'STREAMED' camera feed from God knows where.........
    I am actually retired now from dancing,   but every-time I see a child like Nancyboy666, posting about SEX, 
it makes me pity them so badly........    He will never find true love......   because he Attacks EVERYONE.
          Low self esteem ?       And a common bond, to being a perpetual victim.
    Sorry : Women and Men, find that sort of personality, very unattractive.......
.
   DNA removed from the cycle of LIFE,   and that is a good thing.
                            Some people are not meant to breed,  and I'm OK with that.......

02.07.2020 21:11:19
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torrenoia
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 268949
Reputation: 39695
Posts: 1162
Atheista
02.07.2020 21:12:53
torrenoia

i bet nancxboy666 gets more love than you

02.07.2020 21:12:53
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!
Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53812
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
02.07.2020 21:21:46
Classy Joe

*enters the pub and sees what is happening*



02.07.2020 21:21:46
                                                          
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695468
Reputation: 258715
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
02.07.2020 21:26:07
HeavenLeighBimbo

Classy JOE, 
Your EX-Wife is Mopping the floor with DEAD-BEAT 'Sticks and woolen tampons'......
   May I dance for YOU?

02.07.2020 21:26:07
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