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[Roleplaying] Memories Bar & Club

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516
Created
20.02.2021
mirapenn
Level 12
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1284
Reputation: 994
Posts: 11
Atheista
10.07.2022 03:30:20
mirapenn

IrisHeart wrote:
Vagena wrote:
IrisHeart wrote:
She walks into the bar with a stride and a sarcastic expression.
"Bouncers are the worst urgh..." she curses under her breath, "at least 100 bucks is enough to get in here in cosplay... Bribable suckers."

Looking to take a drink to clear her mind after a day of work she heads straight for the bar, pushing a few people out of the way. Several people shout in her general direction but the blasting music overrides all attempts to curse her. She takes a seat and orders.
"A bloody Mary."

As the barman goes to prepare her order she crosses one leg over the other, leaning on the bar and people watching. That's all she normally did at the club either way but who knew, perhaps a conversation with a stranger could be nice once in a while...
you're doing too much
okayyy? i wanna write lmao
you doing it right girl dw actual rp > one liners

10.07.2022 03:30:20

Ice_Cream
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 106350
Reputation: 34423
Posts: 1126
Reasonopia
11.07.2022 21:57:00
Ice_Cream

*Places a post on the notice board.*
New bimbo school opened, looking for teachers.
https://ximbo.land/forum/bimbo-school/t7003

11.07.2022 21:57:00
Married to the most tastiest and spiciest slut in bimboland
Love u CLITTY and especially your yummy wet lips <33
https://bimbo.land/bimbo/sluttykatrinajade/164891





Adriannnn
Level 41
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 52812
Reputation: 27752
Posts: 1021
Atheista
16.07.2022 14:03:29
Adriannnn

Walk into the club like what up i got a big

16.07.2022 14:03:29
old web from emo crowley
Ice_Cream
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 106350
Reputation: 34423
Posts: 1126
Reasonopia
16.07.2022 17:26:01
Ice_Cream

Ooo are really big sir, can i take your order <3

16.07.2022 17:26:01
Married to the most tastiest and spiciest slut in bimboland
Love u CLITTY and especially your yummy wet lips <33
https://bimbo.land/bimbo/sluttykatrinajade/164891





Adriannnn
Level 41
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 52812
Reputation: 27752
Posts: 1021
Atheista
16.07.2022 17:46:29
Adriannnn

Yes, one espresso martini make it quick *i say as i snap my fingers*

16.07.2022 17:46:29
old web from emo crowley
Ice_Cream
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 106350
Reputation: 34423
Posts: 1126
Reasonopia
16.07.2022 18:07:55
Ice_Cream

Tippy toes on my 8 in heels and makes the  drink in a hurry.
Here you go sir.


16.07.2022 18:07:55
Married to the most tastiest and spiciest slut in bimboland
Love u CLITTY and especially your yummy wet lips <33
https://bimbo.land/bimbo/sluttykatrinajade/164891





Adriannnn
Level 41
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 52812
Reputation: 27752
Posts: 1021
Atheista
16.07.2022 18:16:28
Adriannnn

Thanks *pays 30dollars* 

16.07.2022 18:16:28
old web from emo crowley
Ice_Cream
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 106350
Reputation: 34423
Posts: 1126
Reasonopia
17.07.2022 05:50:05
Ice_Cream

Thank you sir
Ice_Cream

17.07.2022 05:50:05
Married to the most tastiest and spiciest slut in bimboland
Love u CLITTY and especially your yummy wet lips <33
https://bimbo.land/bimbo/sluttykatrinajade/164891





v41n
Level 35
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 33938
Reputation: 17663
Posts: 243
Atheista
06.08.2022 00:02:27
v41n

I walk in, visibly wincing at the increased volume. With a sigh, I wander over to the edge of the bar, placing my card down on top of it.
"A vodka redbull, please. And you can go ahead and start a tab for me," I say, barely making eye contact. The bartender complies, fixing my drink and stashing my card away. I grab the drink off the bar counter and step away from the bar, surveying the scene.
People are mixed all about, sitting at tables, standing around, some even performing odd karaoke renditions of songs I've never heard before. I had forgotten it was Friday night; of course it would be more packed than usual. Whatever. I got what I came here for.
I move to sit down at a table but find that most of them are already occupied. Oh well, I guess I'll be standing. I stay there for a good while, sipping slowly on my drink as I sway to the music.
Eventually, I find myself leaning against the wall as I continue to sway. My eyes slowly close themselves as the vodka takes effect.
This is what I came for. This feeling...
All my stress just melts away as I feel the booming of the bass in my chest. A small smile makes its way onto my face, all of my features relaxing.

06.08.2022 00:02:27
 ᒪ ᑌ ᑕ T O ᖇ   E T   E ᗰ E ᖇ G O

Ice_Cream
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 106350
Reputation: 34423
Posts: 1126
Reasonopia
06.08.2022 03:51:18
Ice_Cream

Hiya miss, hope you enjoying your drink. *smiles friendly*

06.08.2022 03:51:18
Married to the most tastiest and spiciest slut in bimboland
Love u CLITTY and especially your yummy wet lips <33
https://bimbo.land/bimbo/sluttykatrinajade/164891





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