Prime Ximbo:
Treasury (USD):
0
0
0
5
7
1

Ximboland Clock

Quest for the Curious Badge!

Posts
7462
Created
15.02.2019
Author
Cum_Dumpster
LadyLythtis
Level 66
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 229027
Reputation: 55313
Posts: 1625
Agnostica
19.02.2019 12:12:06
LadyLythtis

Sunday night I was coming home and there was an email from my colleague commenting on a piece I wrote and I got furious. How could she criticize me like this! Then a friend wrote and asked how I was progressing with my task and I was about to rip his head off and thinking "I TOLD you I have ONE free day today, how DARE you ask how my progress is today". Then my mom wrote me and said there was somehting up with my sister but she should tell me herself and I was prepared to call and scream at her, furious how I was pushed out and not informed. I took a long breath and remembered somehting very helpful I heard once: If you think the whole world is acting against you, it might be that YOU are the problem.

I thought about it, realized I was tired, cold and worn out from a long day outside and would rather go to bed and sleep it off instead of answering these communications. Guess what... In the morning everything had gone away and I could see the messages as what they really were.

If you should ever discover that you are just jealous and want to be part of a loving community - just stop harassing people and you are welcome to join.

19.02.2019 12:12:06
Starbuck
Level 63
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 199441
Reputation: 87713
Posts: 476
Atheista
19.02.2019 12:27:44
Starbuck

Another thread ruined by HLB. Well, it was nice while it lasted.

19.02.2019 12:27:44

ChumDumpster
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 118034
Reputation: 53982
Posts: 3038
Antitheocra
19.02.2019 12:42:33
ChumDumpster

Ulvhild wrote:
(I apologize for the strange sentence construction, English is not my native language.)
That...actually really surprises me. You speak/write English so well that I've never had any problem whatsoever understanding you, & I never would've guessed that it wasn't your native language (or at least a language that you know fairly fluently).


19.02.2019 12:42:33

Iulja
Level 122
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 1451015
Reputation: 207977
Posts: 2934
Reasonopia
19.02.2019 12:44:09
Iulja

Starbuck wrote:
Another thread ruined by HLB. Well, it was nice while it lasted.
Nothing is ruined, it was just a short break and we can go back to being nice to each other :)

19.02.2019 12:44:09

ChumDumpster
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 118034
Reputation: 53982
Posts: 3038
Antitheocra
19.02.2019 13:07:45
ChumDumpster

I kind of purposefully avoid getting involved when HLB's going on one of her tirades. I find it's better not to "provoke" (or maybe the right word here would be "encourage?") Her to continue her ranting or...whatever it is she's doing. Half the time I'm not even sure what she's trying to say because it just sounds like such complete & utter nonsense.

But, uh, yeah. I guess I just decided to change the subject since we were already off-topic anyway. And, y'know, Ulvhild does speak English wonderfully. :) <3 

19.02.2019 13:07:45

LadyLythtis
Level 66
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 229027
Reputation: 55313
Posts: 1625
Agnostica
19.02.2019 13:16:07
LadyLythtis

Same here, Chum, I never answered in all the occasions I would normally have while reading pretty much the whole forum, but this time I gave in xD
No that we are discussing about being off topic, I wonder... Isn't this a debate club thread? And aren't we not only allowed but supposed to debate about all kind of things? Just sayin' 0:-)
I personally think many people here who are not language natives write very good, at least I seldom have problems understanding everyone and many times thought players were natives until I discovered in various threads where they are from :) I do catch myself making mistakes sometimes, but I hope I don't make the same mistakes over and over. Whenever my colleague corrects things in a paper I feel "awww I'm still not perfect" but then again she uses excess Umlaute (ü/ä/ö) where she does not need them and she is living and working in my country 40 years now ^^

19.02.2019 13:16:07
Sandi Lut
Level 280
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 25266450
Reputation: 263579
Posts: 4181
Antitheocra
19.02.2019 13:24:08
Sandi Lut

All right now that we had our intervention could we get back on topic please? I will delete any off topic posts from here on. Thank you for your cooperation :)

19.02.2019 13:24:08
Happiness is inside yourself

ChumDumpster
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 118034
Reputation: 53982
Posts: 3038
Antitheocra
19.02.2019 13:49:56
ChumDumpster

You won't find any argument here! :)

So, in other (on-topic) news, when we first started this thread I had a count of 498/2000 towards my Curious badge. And the last time I checked (which was the day right after this thread was created) I had 529. I just checked again for the first time since then & now I'm up to 614. I hope that everyone else's progress is going smoothly as well. :) You can always feel free to post it here if you want to share.

19.02.2019 13:49:56

CinnamonAndSunshine
Level 222
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 8863626
Reputation: 494967
Posts: 1882
Freethinkerland
19.02.2019 16:56:08
CinnamonAndSunshine

Each day i will go through the list and challenge you all. Today i have challenged Cum_Dumpster then tomorrow i will challenge another bimbo/himbo. 

19.02.2019 16:56:08
I absolutely love this place and you guys. You all make me feel like i really belong ❤️
I try not to get involved with the politics of this game, I just want to have fun and get to know people :)
Iulja
Level 122
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 1451015
Reputation: 207977
Posts: 2934
Reasonopia
19.02.2019 17:10:00
Iulja

660/2000

100 more than it used to be when we started. 



19.02.2019 17:10:00

Please LOGIN to post a reply.

Ximboland asks you to accept cookies for performance, social media and advertising purposes. Social media and advertising cookies of third parties are used to offer you social media functionalities and personalised ads. To get more information about these cookies and the processing of your personal data, check our Privacy & Cookie Policy.
For more information on Google's privacy policy please see here. By continuing to browse you consent to our cookies.
OK

Cookies and Policy


Cookies Policy

Ximbolands uses cookies on https://ximbo.land. By using the Service, you consent to the use of cookies.

Our Cookies Policy explains what cookies are, how we use cookies, how third-parties we may partner with may use cookies on the Service, your choices regarding cookies and further information about cookies.

What are cookies

Cookies are small pieces of text sent by your web browser by a website you visit. A cookie file is stored in your web browser and allows the Service or a third-party to recognize you and make your next visit easier and the Service more useful to you.

Cookies can be "persistent" or "session" cookies.

How Ximbolands uses cookies

When you use and access the Service, we may place a number of cookies files in your web browser.

We use cookies for the following purposes: to enable certain functions of the Service, to provide analytics, to store your preferences, to enable advertisements delivery, including behavioral advertising.

We use both session and persistent cookies on the Service and we use different types of cookies to run the Service. We may use essential cookies to authenticate users and prevent fraudulent use of user accounts.

Third-party cookies

In addition to our own cookies, we may also use various third-parties cookies to report usage statistics of the Service, deliver advertisements on and through the Service, and so on.

What are your choices regarding cookies

If you'd like to delete cookies or instruct your web browser to delete or refuse cookies, please visit the help pages of your web browser.

Please note, however, that if you delete cookies or refuse to accept them, you might not be able to use all of the features we offer, you may not be able to store your preferences, and some of our pages might not display properly.

Where can your find more information about cookies

You can learn more about cookies and the following third-party websites:

×

Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

×
×

Report a problem

×

Type name of the Ximbo you are looking for...