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Presidential announcement - 26/1/2015 please vote!

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26.01.2016
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SweetasNuts
SweetasNuts
Level 29
Status: Prime Ximbo
Sex Appeal: 18727
Reputation: 10102
Posts: 708
Atheista
26.01.2016 13:23:54
SweetasNuts

Hello Bimbos

This is a reminder to vote this coming Monday the 1st February. The future of our great internet nation is at stake. I urge you to exercise your democratic right and vote for the right Prime Bimbo.
I am sure that I dont need to remind you that million of bimbos died to get the vote that you take for granted today. Millions of your bimbo ancestors and relatives fought injustice, political correctness and religious tyranny in order that you could have the boob job, penis extension and casual sex that we all enjoy today.
Do not disrespect the memory of your bimbo relatives by missing your chance to vote.

The current salary for the incumbent Prime Bimbo can be viewed in the top right hand corner - that stands at $433. I will transfer that to HeavenLeighbimbo.
This will be zeroed and will start again on feb 1st 2016

A reminder that the salary is calculated at 50% of all money spent by the bimbo citizens - so essentially our democracy is the most transparent democracy the world has ever known.
Its very easy to see and calculate that our treasury has taken in $433 x 2 over the last term

Don't forget to invite any lost bimbos back to bimbo.land. Our borders are open, our cleavages are welcoming and our society is equal.
Curretly there is a mass exodus from the middle east/Syria to Europe. 
Syrians, Europeans and everyone they should also be making their way to bimbo.land

I have been on the phone to Kofi Annan who has been advising me on how to win our seat on the United Nations alongside the other great nations of today. He said that there has never been an internet republic before and essentially we are disrupting the world order with our ample cleavages and penises.
Therefore its only natural we are going to receive some opposition.

One day our Prime Bimbo will sit along side (and seduce) Premiers Putin, Obama and Merkel and eat at the tables of the great nations.

Long live the Bimbo republic

your servent,

Sweetasnuts






26.01.2016 13:23:54
We are living in a political parody of a bimbo world. 



pu$$ydestroya
Level 7
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 278
Reputation: 379
Posts: 46
Freethinkerland
28.01.2016 15:37:29
pu$$ydestroya

I'm gonna vote! VOTING IS COOOL!!!!

28.01.2016 15:37:29
PU$$Y DESTROYA 
FTW
BAD ASS BISH 


Shannona
Level 1
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 140
Reputation: 745
Posts: 9
Agnostica
29.01.2016 01:15:06
Shannona

Waiting on election like......................
I can't wait to vote!!!!

29.01.2016 01:15:06
Remi
Level 8
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1624
Reputation: 2067
Posts: 354
Secville
29.01.2016 01:27:17
Remi

Good luck everyone! I cant wait for the election!

29.01.2016 01:27:17
Secville's renowned Designer!
SuperGlamorousGirl!!
Level 41
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 54319
Reputation: 8915
Posts: 715
Reasonopia
30.01.2016 01:59:30
SuperGlamorousGirl!!

I'm so excited, can't wait either! Good luck everyone :)

30.01.2016 01:59:30
In Reason we trust *REASONOPIA PRIDE*
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695448
Reputation: 258695
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
30.01.2016 02:23:25
HeavenLeighBimbo

I have been getting many questions concerning where to vote and feel I need to clear up this subject for everyone. 
   There really is nothing special you need to do.  It is only important that you actually log into the game at some point during the voting period.  I also recommend you physically log out and not just close your browser window. Then re-enter with a new log on.  The ballot will appear as a Pop-up window after Log-in.
  
This is especially important to players like me that live 8 hours or more behind GMT.  You may be logged on, at 4:00 PM on Sunday. and it will really be Monday midnight GMT and the day to vote.  If you were still playing and didn't close the game and Don't re- enter it with a new log on and during Monday before 4:00 PM, you will not see the ballot.  This is just an example.   Times will vary due to your location in the world.  This link will help you convert the times for your location to GMT

Prime Bimbo HeavenLeighBimbo.



30.01.2016 02:23:25
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Shannona
Level 1
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 140
Reputation: 745
Posts: 9
Agnostica
30.01.2016 04:31:25
Shannona

Good luck everyone participating in the upcoming elections ............. 

30.01.2016 04:31:25
PrincessEstell
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6557
Reputation: 2723
Posts: 74
Antitheocra
30.01.2016 10:58:18
PrincessEstell

cant wait!! itll be my first vote.

30.01.2016 10:58:18
My views on how to make BimboLand betterhttp://bimbo.land/senate/topic/617?page=1
Cindry
Level 56
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 140477
Reputation: 41879
Posts: 295
Secville
30.01.2016 23:13:39
Cindry

Good luck everyone! ^.^

30.01.2016 23:13:39
LimboLucy
Level 4
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 80
Reputation: 131
Posts: 2
Freethinkerland
31.01.2016 12:30:49
LimboLucy

First vote for me as well! Can't wait!

31.01.2016 12:30:49

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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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