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Poor kimsim needs some help

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74
Created
13.08.2018
Author
Iulja
Iulja
Level 123
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 1455142
Reputation: 208541
Posts: 2934
Reasonopia
13.08.2018 10:01:42
Iulja

Dear Bimbos and Himbos!

I want to talk with you about someone I don't need to introduce. Let's talk about kimsim

I know, kimsim is sometimes annoying. And too serious. Not always understands our bimboneeds. But don't forget that behind that kimsim works hard to solve our bimboproblems. Two months ago kimsim was sentenced to work with me. I assume it's the worst punishment kimsim could have ever got. 

Now poor kismim needs our help!

kismim wants to be as awesome as Sachem or Bobiczka, but... something went wrong:
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Our lovely kimsim, who is always so helpful, solves our problems, reapirs our clothes - has no official status!

Are we able to help kimsim? Please,  find something for kimsim and post it below untill August 21st, 2018. The best idea will be used as kimsim's official rank. 

And last but not least! The best proposition will be awarded. The prize you can expect is all kimsim's love...
exchangable to 5000 B$

Finally. Remember that it's still Bimboland. Don't be too serious.




13.08.2018 10:01:42

Motecira
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 130436
Reputation: 58016
Posts: 1263
Secville
13.08.2018 10:04:37
Motecira

Since she is always fixing things, why dont you try "Missis Fixit"!?

13.08.2018 10:04:37
"We do not see things as they are, we see things as we are"
Cum_Dumpster
Level 131
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1775413
Reputation: 154522
Posts: 1282
Freethinkerland
13.08.2018 10:09:09
Cum_Dumpster

Ha, that's actually pretty funny in a sad way. Maybe we should do something that plays off the 'legal alien' status.
Or just something to play to his strengths like "Comical Genius" or "Comedy Gold". Or perhaps "A True Comedian"?

13.08.2018 10:09:09
ChumDumpster's wife irl  
Update 2022: Site has been soured for me so I took a break. Still not certain about coming back...
Nidale
Level 65
Status: Ximboland Artist
Sex Appeal: 216656
Reputation: 79205
Posts: 750
Freethinkerland
13.08.2018 10:25:42
Nidale

Ahh I am so glad you thinking about our dear kimsim too ,haha
Bimbo therapist( because kim always listens to our problems ,report, depands ,whishes wtc)
Prime's right hand
Bimbo engineer
Multi-tasker
Star Tech( nr1 in it)
Conqueror ( kim conquers our hearts without even trying)
Bossypants
Miss Fix it
Bimbolands Grumper
Miss Commission Impossible 
Bimbolands wizard
The computer wizard
Danger-boss 
Bimbolands handyman
Bringer Of Change
Bimboland Troubleshooter
Training Guide( trains everyone,helps everybody xd )

13.08.2018 10:25:42

  Made by the talented  craigslist-stripper
Get yours at this link ---> https://bimbo.land/forum/bimboland-art/t2093?page=1

Sandi Lut
Level 280
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 25267132
Reputation: 263740
Posts: 4182
Antitheocra
13.08.2018 10:30:21
Sandi Lut

Why hasn't he taken the citizen test? I have wondered about that ever since I started. As for a name/function/status:
"Bimolands Professor" sounds suitable I think

13.08.2018 10:30:21
Happiness is inside yourself

Iulja
Level 123
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 1455142
Reputation: 208541
Posts: 2934
Reasonopia
13.08.2018 10:31:32
Iulja

Sandi Lut wrote:
Why hasn't he taken the citizen test? 
Too hard maybe?

13.08.2018 10:31:32

Angra
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1279652
Reputation: 131819
Posts: 1485
Secville
13.08.2018 10:39:52
Angra

What about "Bimbos Best Friend"?

13.08.2018 10:39:52
Starbuck
Level 63
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 199441
Reputation: 87715
Posts: 476
Atheista
13.08.2018 10:50:55
Starbuck

Bimbo Goddess, of course (or Bimbo God!)

13.08.2018 10:50:55

mimizim
Level 42
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 55832
Reputation: 23903
Posts: 61
Agnostica
13.08.2018 10:52:22
mimizim

All i can think of is The Fixer :) 

13.08.2018 10:52:22
cute_bimbo
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7216
Reputation: 6670
Posts: 817
Freethinkerland
13.08.2018 10:57:40
cute_bimbo

what about "problem solver"

13.08.2018 10:57:40

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