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Nicki Minaj or Cardi B?

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329
Created
17.08.2018
Author
Emizo
Animal Crossing: New Horizons
Level 25
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 13683
Reputation: 9108
Posts: 94
Atheista
10.04.2020 05:22:04
Animal Crossing: New Horizons

megan thee stallion.

10.04.2020 05:22:04

Aria Vex
Level 30
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 21433
Reputation: 10037
Posts: 15
Atheista
10.04.2020 14:42:01
Aria Vex

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Cardi B. Her humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical listener just kidding This one is for the boys with the booming system
Top down, AC with the cooler system
When he come up in the club, he be blazin' up
Got stacks on deck like he savin' up
And he ill, he real, he might gotta deal
He pop bottles and he got the right kind of build
He cold, he dope, he might sell Coke
He always in the air, but he never fly co

10.04.2020 14:42:01


Lumiere
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 23922
Reputation: 12770
Posts: 23
Freethinkerland
10.04.2020 15:00:35
Lumiere

Cardi B ;3

10.04.2020 15:00:35
HEIKO
Level 35
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 31862
Reputation: 15522
Posts: 75
Atheista
10.04.2020 16:49:20
HEIKO

I think we should be able to like more than one black female rapper without having to fight eachother over who is better <3

10.04.2020 16:49:20

AlienPrinceFromVenus
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 74495
Reputation: 33929
Posts: 715
Reasonopia
10.04.2020 17:29:05
AlienPrinceFromVenus

Aria Vex wrote:
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Cardi B. Her humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical listener just kidding This one is for the boys with the booming system
Top down, AC with the cooler system
When he come up in the club, he be blazin' up
Got stacks on deck like he savin' up
And he ill, he real, he might gotta deal
He pop bottles and he got the right kind of build
He cold, he dope, he might sell Coke
He always in the air, but he never fly co
Quoting because some low iq dummy is too much of a fool to understand the subtle nuances of this highly intellectual point and disliked this.

10.04.2020 17:29:05
They/Them 
babyslxt
Level 29
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 19356
Reputation: 13102
Posts: 142
Secville
10.04.2020 19:19:58
babyslxt

i like them both but nicki is my favorite just bc i like her songs/aesthetic better

10.04.2020 19:19:58

aniekeme
Level 37
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 40169
Reputation: 13864
Posts: 95
Antitheocra
14.04.2020 07:46:42
aniekeme

Nicki

14.04.2020 07:46:42
Dj Skinny at night ;P
honeylips
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7788
Reputation: 6193
Posts: 7
Atheista
16.04.2020 03:06:39
honeylips

neither, absolutely neither of them. nicki helped her rapist brother, and cardi is just ignorant

16.04.2020 03:06:39
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horridbabe
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6918
Reputation: 5148
Posts: 20
Freethinkerland
26.04.2020 23:53:54
horridbabe

im a barb but i might have to unstan nicki for being a rapist apologist but ye barbz4bernie 

26.04.2020 23:53:54
She/they

TtMahJinBu
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9488
Reputation: 8139
Posts: 31
Freethinkerland
28.04.2020 01:37:00
TtMahJinBu

Cardi B

28.04.2020 01:37:00
#LetMeAdjustMyCrown

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