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New year resolutions

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01.01.2021
Big Boy JENKINS
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Atheista
26.01.2021 03:08:55
Big Boy JENKINS

1080p HD

26.01.2021 03:08:55
aarrghghgh jkshdjkahdkjad eiopwppeoe wqoqwe beep boop ebbbeeeeeeppp aa aaaa aa wwowooooooooooo bbbrha bhabab hbhaba (this is dial up sounds)
peeslurper69
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Atheista
26.01.2021 05:38:12
peeslurper69

i wanna discover 1000 new songs

26.01.2021 05:38:12
your reluctant optimist 
Hyperpussy
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Atheista
27.01.2021 22:10:42
Hyperpussy

I want to become strong enough to be able to pick my dog up (she is like 85 pounds I just think it’d be kindof funny)

27.01.2021 22:10:42
Me, coming to fucking GET you

gabou777
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Secville
27.01.2021 22:15:22
gabou777

Aveda wrote:
treat my body THE WAY IT SHOULD BE TREATED ! Oh and be the most confident version of myself ALL the time 
YESSS QUEENNN i need to do this too


27.01.2021 22:15:22
Gaby  ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ 
Viszeral
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Freethinkerland
28.01.2021 04:26:25
Viszeral

peeslurper69 wrote:
i wanna discover 1000 new songs
I didn't know until recently, but "He's the Greatest Dancer" by Sister Sledge is what Will Smith sampled for gettin jiggy with it. It could be a good start for your collection <3 This is a link to a youtube video of that song.

28.01.2021 04:26:25

Fatherschild
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Freethinkerland
28.01.2021 10:50:27
Fatherschild

i want to start doing my MBA

28.01.2021 10:50:27
STAND OUT, DO NOT FIT IN

 

Chloe22
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Agnostica
26.12.2021 14:29:25
Chloe22

My resolution is to lose some of this Christmas weight gain before my wedding in March ahhhh save me 

26.12.2021 14:29:25
peeslurper69
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Atheista
26.12.2021 21:24:55
peeslurper69

peeslurper69 wrote:
i wanna discover 1000 new songs
sweet i totally forgot about this so that did not happen! ahah

as you can see i'm not very good at following through with resolutions x) so this year i just want to stay on top of journaling and mood tracking as well as continue my work with self-compassion and gratitude. i'm also trying to move out asap! 

26.12.2021 21:24:55
your reluctant optimist 
ButterfIy
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Secville
27.12.2021 02:28:39
ButterfIy

I have a few:

1. To distance myself from gender and identity politics.
2. To keep thin and active.
3. To succeed in my degree.
4. To be even more vocal when I disagree with things.
5. To not quit my job even though I despise them with all my being, since opportunities for employment in 2021 are far and few between.

27.12.2021 02:28:39
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
VirginMediaz23
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Reasonopia
27.12.2021 17:31:06
VirginMediaz23

I just want to be happy!!!

27.12.2021 17:31:06

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