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miss bimbo is so hot

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12.06.2020
jamie fae
Level 82
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 429999
Reputation: 67547
Posts: 2113
Reasonopia
14.06.2020 03:31:22
jamie fae

I found this (Internet A beauty contest game called Miss Bimbo is an online game in which players attempt to use virtual characters to win contests, earn IQ points and impress virtual boys, through makeovers, clothing, exercise, and the purchase of operations such as facelifts and breast implants. Although the game itself does not promote such activities in real life and is often viewed as a parody, it has received condemnation in the media from parent groups, especially in Europe.), on  Wikipedia.

14.06.2020 03:31:22
Angel Dust
Level 71
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 274600
Reputation: 64360
Posts: 1038
Atheista
14.06.2020 04:13:59
Angel Dust

wtf i thot we cancelled miss bimboochie for her numerous warcrimes in yugoslavia smh

14.06.2020 04:13:59
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David boreanaz
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 26099
Reputation: 15115
Posts: 350
Antitheocra
14.06.2020 04:41:33
David boreanaz

#MissBimboIsOverParty

14.06.2020 04:41:33
emma1999
Level 57
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 143837
Reputation: 48222
Posts: 90
Freethinkerland
14.06.2020 11:39:04
emma1999

why is everyone simpin over miss bimbo all of a sudden

14.06.2020 11:39:04

                             
LillyAnn
Level 235
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10829640
Reputation: 591267
Posts: 6338
Freethinkerland
14.06.2020 13:51:31
LillyAnn

Angel Dust wrote:
wtf i thot we cancelled miss bimboochie for her numerous warcrimes in yugoslavia smh
That was Miss Bimbo evil doppelganger imposter who collaborated with Darth Vader and Reptilians' minions from Zeta Reticuli. The real Miss B is completely innocent as recent research has shown up. She is all for peace, democracy, stability and political correctness!

14.06.2020 13:51:31

Welcome new bimbos & himbos ❣   

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LillyAnn
Level 235
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10829640
Reputation: 591267
Posts: 6338
Freethinkerland
14.06.2020 14:20:25
LillyAnn

emma1999 wrote:
why is everyone simpin over miss bimbo all of a sudden
Because she is the founder of this beautiful pink internet republic. It is at the same time the first internet republic ever! Miss B is innovative and pioneer in online statesmanship. She said No to male misogynistic and fascistic dominance and offered freedom to all bimbos, himbos, thembos and ximbos all across the world and farther! How can we dare not to glorify her??

14.06.2020 14:20:25

Welcome new bimbos & himbos ❣   

I identify as transparent, pronounces who/where
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Bella de la Peste
Level 28
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 17217
Reputation: 14132
Posts: 181
Agnostica
14.06.2020 15:02:21
Bella de la Peste

tbh I would take my mask off for her - but I doubt she would take hers :c

14.06.2020 15:02:21
                                          
Poison Black
Level 64
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 202841
Reputation: 30035
Posts: 341
Secville
14.06.2020 15:20:26
Poison Black

My dear citizens of Bimboland,
My life change sooo deeply after I meet Miss-godess-bimbo! I usually to wear only black clothes and being sad, them she show me her pink ways! Well... I still only dress in black, but know I have a pink attitude, I guess. Or not. I'm confused now, thank you guys.

14.06.2020 15:20:26


Surprise, b*tch! Something Wicked is coming, and I guess it's me! Who's the baddest witch in town? ;)
LillyAnn
Level 235
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 10829640
Reputation: 591267
Posts: 6338
Freethinkerland
14.06.2020 15:47:57
LillyAnn

Similar problem here... as a metal gal I am going through identity crisis I believe... Miss B made me to like pink, glitter, holo, highlighters and unicorns. Evolution path is kinda pictured here


14.06.2020 15:47:57

Welcome new bimbos & himbos ❣   

I identify as transparent, pronounces who/where
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Honey Kelly
Level 69
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 261830
Reputation: 70831
Posts: 190
Atheista
14.06.2020 16:09:30
Honey Kelly

emma1999 wrote:
why is everyone simpin over miss bimbo all of a sudden
when did we start saying that showing a woman the love and adoration she deserves is simping??? the misogyny of it al!

14.06.2020 16:09:30
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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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