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Let's make this state greener!

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52
Created
02.02.2020
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supahbimbo
supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61782
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
06.02.2020 22:55:37
supahbimbo

TewDea wrote:
I shouldn't be allowed to shitpost. I've already committed to a title for this newsletter-I'm-not-100%-sure-we-should-do-yet.
 
Wow I like it. Yes that's us.We need to protect our land too from dangers of loggers and wildfires :)


06.02.2020 22:55:37
Vita Brevis
Level 120
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 1382055
Reputation: 171807
Posts: 4338
Antitheocra
06.02.2020 23:05:53
Vita Brevis

You all are up to some good things over here!!! I like it!!!

06.02.2020 23:05:53
supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61782
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
06.02.2020 23:08:24
supahbimbo

Vita Brevis wrote:
You all are up to some good things over here!!! I like it!!!
Maybe you should post something in your town hall in the forum and see what happens.

06.02.2020 23:08:24
Vita Brevis
Level 120
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 1382055
Reputation: 171807
Posts: 4338
Antitheocra
06.02.2020 23:10:26
Vita Brevis

Right now I'm focused on a state contest and getting Team Bimbo to fix the mess they made with the election, but maybe at some point! Best of luck with this endeavor. :)

06.02.2020 23:10:26
supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61782
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
06.02.2020 23:30:32
supahbimbo

Vita Brevis wrote:
Right now I'm focused on a state contest and getting Team Bimbo to fix the mess they made with the election, but maybe at some point! Best of luck with this endeavor. :)
Thanks and this whole election thing is the reason I want to make Agnostica more active and stuff. Plus it gives people something to do too.

06.02.2020 23:30:32
craigslist-stripper
Level 213
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 7667898
Reputation: 322343
Posts: 1654
Agnostica
06.02.2020 23:59:55
craigslist-stripper

TewDea wrote:
craigslist-stripper wrote:
also i like the gazette idea ;) personally i would love to write some satirical nonsense for it. i am currently on a hiatus from school and as an english major i have found myself writing five paragraph essays in comments.. i need an outlet haha 
We can be suffer buddies! I'm on hiatus from media studies and creative writing major. School really just be too expensive and miserable to afford right now. Also my university got bought out and cut like 50% of faculty including from already tiny programs so good luck getting classes ever again???
i am in the same boat, took a year off to save up a little bit so i can push and finish my degree. i've been taking my classes two or three at a time but i'm at the end of my degree plan and have to do a very regimented, year long program with a full time, unpaid student teaching job for the last several months. so i wanna be prepared ;p sucks that your school is downsizing like that.. my university is upsizing so fast they've run out of room and have taken several parking lots to erect new buildings in. all while increasing the price for a parking permit by $50 every year. sad that academia has to reside encased in one of the worst examples of capitalism the world has to offer (insurance is number one)

anyways like i said i would love to write satirical, onion style articles about the things that go on in bimboland. was thinking about one earlier today, about how team bimbo has been found dead, explaining their radio silence after this new update. i think having a solid, monthly issue of Wild Things would be good. maybe we include a simple monthly fashion contest, every issue we give a theme, and in the next issue we feature a single winner. no prizes, other than a personalized banner for the winner along with some fame and recognition, but the themes could be super simple and people would have a whole month to decide to participate. we could do bimbo themed horiscopes, maybe a comic strip, and of course added articles submitted from various users. making it monthly would give a small team plenty of time to prepare something and make it good. and we wouldnt overload people with a bunch of stuff to read all the time. it sounds like it could be a lot of fun :))

06.02.2020 23:59:55

supahbimbo
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 128056
Reputation: 61782
Posts: 2630
Agnostica
08.02.2020 00:58:06
supahbimbo

I'm slowly changing my looks to be all green like our state colour. Agnostica pride in me. Hopefully others like my looks.

08.02.2020 00:58:06
PrettySavagek
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 43432
Reputation: 25025
Posts: 229
Agnostica
04.06.2020 06:10:25
PrettySavagek

Let's start by changing the title of this forum post

04.06.2020 06:10:25
PrettySavagek
Beckylyn
Level 16
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3360
Reputation: 2322
Posts: 9
Reasonopia
07.06.2020 04:42:47
Beckylyn

Hello lovelies

07.06.2020 04:42:47
Your mine
Amanda B Huff
Level 24
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 10630
Reputation: 7038
Posts: 5
Agnostica
09.06.2020 17:46:43
Amanda B Huff

PrettySavagek wrote:
Let's start by changing the title of this forum post
Okay

09.06.2020 17:46:43
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What is Ximbo land ?
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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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