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Loderi
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Secville
05.11.2021 17:47:59
Loderi

I had a teen astrology phase so I might have an unfair advantage. But I actually liked the challenge just because Scorpio isn't actually so obvious, so I had fun.

So Scorpio traditional colors are darker reds and blacks, silver instead of gold. Scorpios are secretive, sexual, vengeful, power behind the throne sorts.

Basically, apparently, if you want to screw somebody long term, you ask a Scorpio how to do it. The ride or die sorts that you want to call when you have a body to dispose of. (If you want a friend with a bandaid for your booboo, go to a Pisces. And Taurus will apparently bake and feed you for your troubles. If you want plausibly deniable destruction, that's the Scorpio wheelhouse. If you just want to slash tires, ask a Fire sign like Aries or Leo for the caper.)

For the secretive aspect, I went with a veil AND sunglasses. I built the makeup around that.

Then the hair. I figured it would make or break the look if I was going to enter, so I browsed until I saw the Jessie hair. That curving swoop looked scorpion tail-ish so I went with that.

After that, I looked for red or black clothes to suit. The translucent black overlay dress turned out to have some scorpion tail-like swirls, so I went with that. I was able have cleavage happening, but semi-covered up for more of that secretive sexy vibe.

I refined from there and felt pretty good. Sexy, yet mostly covered up from neck to wrist to feet, with scorpion tail swoops.

05.11.2021 17:47:59
Mona Elizabeth
Level 59
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Atheista
05.11.2021 21:23:20
Mona Elizabeth

I've checked this site every five minutes today because I'm so gd bored *cries*

05.11.2021 21:23:20
With love from beyond the grave, Mona Elizabeth
She/Her Please 

CinnamonSugar
Level 160
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Freethinkerland
05.11.2021 23:28:43
CinnamonSugar

EnthusiasticNaps wrote:
I think the theme was fun but I do have a very obvious sign... Pisces fish ocean sea blah blah.I think Gemini, Libra, and Aquarius would all be kinda difficult. The rest all have some sort of animal but the twins.... can't duplicate your bimbo, the scales is kinda hard without using the literal scale, and the water bearer which is confusingly an air sign? They would all be difficult to get across to the viewer in just an outfit especially if you dont want to use the obvious items.
Yep. I have literally no idea how to dress for my sign. 
Since we don't have to give our birthdays, though, players could pick any sign. 
Aquarius might be doable. I have seen at least one player, maybe several, who have water jugs in their outfits prior to this PBFC anyway, 

05.11.2021 23:28:43
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Hot Topica
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Reasonopia
06.11.2021 01:57:34
Hot Topica

I think cancer and gemini are the hardest

06.11.2021 01:57:34
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CinnamonSugar
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Freethinkerland
06.11.2021 11:12:20
CinnamonSugar

I'm not Gemini but I have ideas for how to do Gemini.
Some of the girlfriends have similar outfits to those available in the shops. So, you could make a twin.

06.11.2021 11:12:20
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Loderi
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Secville
06.11.2021 17:01:10
Loderi

Yes, and there are some clothes that are parti-colored and people can try to do a duality outfit that way. And use some mirrors in the background or as accessories.

06.11.2021 17:01:10
Meryl Streep.Destroyer of Worlds
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Antitheocra
06.11.2021 20:30:00
Meryl Streep.Destroyer of Worlds

I can see how it would be difficult for other signs, but I was super excited to do mine. I tried to help my friend come up with ideas for libra which was really difficult


06.11.2021 20:30:00

Hot Topica
Level 45
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Reasonopia
07.11.2021 01:50:08
Hot Topica

Yeah libra is kind of hard too

07.11.2021 01:50:08
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AnastazjaNadia
Level 260
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Reasonopia
07.11.2021 09:16:14
AnastazjaNadia

I love sundays ♡♡♡

07.11.2021 09:16:14
Mona Elizabeth
Level 59
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Atheista
08.11.2021 00:09:46
Mona Elizabeth

Y'all I had my first terrible experience working customer service today. I work at a little rental facility at a park, and today it was rented out for a wedding. I had just gotten there and settled into the office while the maintenance guy was cleaning up from the day before. All of the sudden the maintenance guy (MG from now on) came into the office with who I later found out was the mother of the bride and a few members of the family. MG starts trying to calmly tell me that the venue was set up all wrong- fault of my supervisor for drawing up a completely wrong plan- but mother of the bride storms in and goes "I'm freaking the fuck out!" I did the usual customer service thing- you know, "I'm so sorry about that," "that's so awful and we're going to do our best to correct this," all that, and as soon as I say "What can we do for you?" she blows up and says "It needs to be fixed!!" and proceeds to tell me how she's not paying for any of this and how terrible my supervisor is. (Granted, I agree with her wholeheartedly about my supervisor) So, we of course couldn't get my supervisor to answer her phone, and instead we had to go through HER supervisor who was also kind of panicking. This lady had been my supervisor before and she was great, but she also has another position at the park so they hired my current supervisor to take over. I miss the old supervisor :( Anyways, I had to haul over 100 heavy plastic chairs outside and stack them on palettes by myself until my coworker arrived. Bonus points because he's my favorite and I hadn't seen him in several months before today, but the circumstances were really shitty. When he got there we kept on doing what we needed to do to fix up the venue, and periodically the mother of the bride would find us and keep saying shit like "I'm not paying for any of this" when my supervisor is the one that handles all the rental fees and stuff, I just work at the building. Whenever she said that though I just looked at her and said "Okay" lol.
TLDR (although I'm really just venting): Rude mother of the bride flipped out hardcore on my coworker and I for something that we had no control over. I think my supervisor is going to be fired. 

08.11.2021 00:09:46
With love from beyond the grave, Mona Elizabeth
She/Her Please 

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