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Immortality, darling
Level 213
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 7669027
Reputation: 84408
Posts: 895
Secville
06.04.2021 10:01:51
Immortality, darling

ugh anson chen was so fucking hot during the last episode of "history4: close to you". THAT BODY. i'd kill to be such a skinny legend.

06.04.2021 10:01:51
floridaawatts
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 24924
Reputation: 16824
Posts: 291
Freethinkerland
06.04.2021 13:55:38
floridaawatts

( so close to the next noisy badge dont mind me just want more money <3 )

06.04.2021 13:55:38

Vlad
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 119084
Reputation: 17103
Posts: 249
Antitheocra
06.04.2021 14:35:15
Vlad

F in chat for my work ethic this year. Like at first lockdown and covid was just me getting to stay home and focus on coursework but as the awfulness of being cooped up inside actually hit, I took a complete crash :/

06.04.2021 14:35:15

gabou777
Level 41
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 51560
Reputation: 29825
Posts: 1131
Secville
06.04.2021 16:42:27
gabou777

fun fact about me: i eat oats every single morning and i never get bored of it :)

06.04.2021 16:42:27
Gaby  ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ 
Mimbo Bimbo
Level 37
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 40680
Reputation: 21356
Posts: 999
Atheista
06.04.2021 16:58:42
Mimbo Bimbo

i want to be that person but i usually wake up too late to have breakfast

06.04.2021 16:58:42
Red lip? NO. Earrings? NO. High heels? NO. Handbag? NO.

Bimkko
Level 41
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 54207
Reputation: 18822
Posts: 253
Atheista
06.04.2021 18:25:35
Bimkko

yever get locked out in the cold n wind cuz the train station going thru a 'someone forgot their luggage we have to call the whole bomb defusing team to take care of it' moment n then u get to work so late due to that delay taht u just do jackshit for the rest of the day cuz the vibe just isnt there anymore anyway i love taking the train

06.04.2021 18:25:35
THAT bitch
Level 54
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 124966
Reputation: 41163
Posts: 1089
Atheista
06.04.2021 19:25:34
THAT bitch

jfc why is it os hard to get 50 on the minigames >:0(

06.04.2021 19:25:34
   - hugz <3



draculaura
Level 48
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 86855
Reputation: 36256
Posts: 335
Atheista
07.04.2021 03:36:22
draculaura

gabou777 wrote:
fun fact about me: i eat oats every single morning and i never get bored of it :)
I'm the same with peanut butter and honey sandwiches! It also took me four tries to spell that correctly because I forget about there not being a H or a T.

07.04.2021 03:36:22

Mona Elizabeth
Level 59
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 161418
Reputation: 66964
Posts: 830
Atheista
07.04.2021 14:14:07
Mona Elizabeth

Why am I so gd ugly

07.04.2021 14:14:07
With love from beyond the grave, Mona Elizabeth
She/Her Please 

Luluuuu
Level 41
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 51820
Reputation: 23316
Posts: 213
Secville
07.04.2021 15:00:57
Luluuuu

I enjoyed talking with him today

07.04.2021 15:00:57
Pls challenge me. 

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
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The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
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Pink

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Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
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May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
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Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
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