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Mona Elizabeth
Level 59
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Atheista
17.10.2020 22:13:48
Mona Elizabeth

Lil' George Bubblegum wrote:
morguegirl wrote:
i thought cottagecore was about people appreciating nature

It's got a lot more than just that. In fact, it can be pretty racist at times too and very unrealistic
Oh my gosh, how so?? That's really sad :(

17.10.2020 22:13:48
With love from beyond the grave, Mona Elizabeth
She/Her Please 

peeslurper69
Level 137
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Posts: 2490
Atheista
17.10.2020 22:18:32
peeslurper69

it's a settler-colonial fantasy, wanting some "untouched land" for yourself

17.10.2020 22:18:32
your reluctant optimist 
Lil' George Bubblegum
Level 33
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Posts: 1111
Atheista
18.10.2020 01:42:10
Lil' George Bubblegum

Fun fact about memory-associated Synesthesia: the city of São Paulo sounds like heavy machinery at work, droning guitars and distorted audiotapes with high resolution synths and feels like corroded 316 steel :)

18.10.2020 01:42:10
peeslurper69
Level 137
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Atheista
18.10.2020 01:42:21
peeslurper69

morguegirl wrote:
ugh, i hate humans' land mania. in my opinion, the world should be unified and all borders destroyed. everyone should have the right to move anywhere they want without the need for those stupid passports. for fucks sake, when will people realize that the planet doesn't belong to anyone? people die and the only territory they have at the end is their own grave.
i get what you're saying but some land is sacred to the indigenous people of that land which is an important outlier to mention. i agree that private property should be abolished, but it is a key thing to understand. fuck colonialism!

18.10.2020 01:42:21
your reluctant optimist 
Honey Kelly
Level 69
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Posts: 190
Atheista
18.10.2020 02:16:48
Honey Kelly

whats the deal with disliking people's submissions to fashion contests? it just seems petty to me idk. if their outfit sucks it's their business

18.10.2020 02:16:48
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Lil' George Bubblegum
Level 33
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Atheista
18.10.2020 02:42:42
Lil' George Bubblegum

Now that I already lost the pastel goth contest I can delete the slot and do something else with it again.
Problem is that I don't know what to do because I really have no ideas at all. It's what I hate about dressup games, fashion really ain't my thing lol

18.10.2020 02:42:42
torrenoia
Level 70
Status: Citizen
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Posts: 1162
Atheista
18.10.2020 02:51:25
torrenoia

Lil' George Bubblegum wrote:
Now that I already lost the pastel goth contest I can delete the slot and do something else with it again.
Problem is that I don't know what to do because I really have no ideas at all. It's what I hate about dressup games, fashion really ain't my thing lol
make a monster man

18.10.2020 02:51:25
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!
CommunityVerified
Level 98
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Posts: 713
Reasonopia
18.10.2020 03:11:44
CommunityVerified

make a lobster man lil george!

18.10.2020 03:11:44
 
torrenoia
Level 70
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Posts: 1162
Atheista
18.10.2020 03:12:28
torrenoia

monster lobster man!

18.10.2020 03:12:28
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!
morguegirl
Level 174
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4208534
Reputation: 114210
Posts: 1691
Secville
18.10.2020 03:28:16
morguegirl

peeslurper69 wrote:
morguegirl wrote:
ugh, i hate humans' land mania. in my opinion, the world should be unified and all borders destroyed. everyone should have the right to move anywhere they want without the need for those stupid passports. for fucks sake, when will people realize that the planet doesn't belong to anyone? people die and the only territory they have at the end is their own grave.
i get what you're saying but some land is sacred to the indigenous people of that land which is an important outlier to mention. i agree that private property should be abolished, but it is a key thing to understand. fuck colonialism!
to be honest i was talking about traveling to other countries on foot without needing any authorization. they just let us travel by plane and i'm poor kdkskcjfjjs

18.10.2020 03:28:16

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
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When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
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What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
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