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Tala Marx
Level 25
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 12331
Reputation: 9759
Posts: 11
Atheista
20.03.2020 22:22:03
Tala Marx

I took a fat shit today.

20.03.2020 22:22:03
"Here for a good time and a LONG time. Strap up baby." 
                                                                   -Tala Marx 
honorscollege
Level 104
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 885828
Reputation: 139937
Posts: 1759
Reasonopia
21.03.2020 00:08:29
honorscollege

this craze is funny to me..................bimbolands is the only place left where you can go to the gym

21.03.2020 00:08:29
She/her pronouns. 25 years old. Semi-inactive.
Pet Vicky
Level 230
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 10062918
Reputation: 312736
Posts: 3311
Freethinkerland
21.03.2020 00:20:27
Pet Vicky

NixieFae wrote:
there's literally nothing on the news except covid 19 stuff u.u its getting redundant  at this point 
You're not going to like the next few months, then.

21.03.2020 00:20:27

Thotacchio
Level 26
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 13009
Reputation: 8232
Posts: 154
Atheista
21.03.2020 04:53:53
Thotacchio

I’m out of work until the first. Potentially
longer. My girlfriend doesn’t care about me. I’m spiralling tbh

21.03.2020 04:53:53
Chanel Velveteen
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 25727
Reputation: 12859
Posts: 22
Freethinkerland
21.03.2020 05:50:38
Chanel Velveteen

i'm trying to teach my rabbit to come to me when called!

i also had to get blood drawn today, and my doctor prescribed me a single xanax so my needle phobia wouldn't act up :"D i only just woke up 2 hours ago after napping when i came home and it's already 1:52am

21.03.2020 05:50:38
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Tyetyus
Level 73
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 301149
Reputation: 70642
Posts: 1191
Atheista
21.03.2020 13:59:38
Tyetyus

I am sitting in front of the TV and wondering how much Family guy is destroying my brain cells.

21.03.2020 13:59:38
A cat is an attitude with fur.

Pet Vicky
Level 230
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 10062918
Reputation: 312736
Posts: 3311
Freethinkerland
21.03.2020 17:11:56
Pet Vicky

Tyetyus wrote:
I am sitting in front of the TV and wondering how much Family guy is destroying my brain cells.
Five or six seasons should do it.

21.03.2020 17:11:56

NixieFae
Level 35
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 33577
Reputation: 13375
Posts: 143
Reasonopia
21.03.2020 18:02:12
NixieFae

Pet Vicky wrote:
NixieFae wrote:
there's literally nothing on the news except covid 19 stuff u.u its getting redundant  at this point 
You're not going to like the next few months, then.
Haha I know! I'm already not looking forward to it 

21.03.2020 18:02:12
"A room without books is like a body without a soul"
AlienPrinceFromVenus
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 74495
Reputation: 33931
Posts: 715
Reasonopia
21.03.2020 23:14:08
AlienPrinceFromVenus

Self promo time! <3 <3 <3

Here's a thread for spamming happy stuff. Seems like some people here might be interested in it.
https://bimbo.land/forum/the-happy-place/t3790

21.03.2020 23:14:08
They/Them 
cheval de pussy
Level 18
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4530
Reputation: 3520
Posts: 16
Reasonopia
22.03.2020 03:09:11
cheval de pussy

I'm a slut

22.03.2020 03:09:11

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
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How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

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The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

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Pink

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Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
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May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
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