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viscerae
Level 68
Status: Citizen
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Posts: 1412
Atheista
09.08.2020 23:37:52
viscerae

i found a site to illegally read stephenie meyer's midnight sun on, and i'm not sure if it's the final version or one of the unfinished leaked ones but it's boring me out of my skull nonetheless. i think i prefer edward when he's legit thinking of ways to kill bella because then it kind of explains the creepiness of his actions in the other twilight books, but then he becomes obsessed with her and apparently it's "true love". plus it's been long since ive read those books and my memory is spotty regarding a few events, so some parts of midnight sun are confusing to me because it's like "wait, what, that character was there in that scene?", or like "edward's supposed to have the ability to read minds, ok. but is that character answering him back?" 
either i'm too dumb to understand or the writing makes it confusing for someone who doesn't have the contents of the saga engraved into their minds. 

i apologize to anyone who has read this.

09.08.2020 23:37:52
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tuttifruti
Level 27
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Atheista
10.08.2020 00:06:31
tuttifruti

i can't explain why but i think i can hear better with my glasses on

10.08.2020 00:06:31
Lil' George Bubblegum
Level 33
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Atheista
10.08.2020 00:11:17
Lil' George Bubblegum

tuttifruti wrote:
i can't explain why but i think i can hear better with my glasses on
Maybe you read lip movements better or you can see where the noises are coming from when you see and thus it makes your brain think you hear better as a result?
Plus brains with all the senses tend to work better if all senses are working correctly because... wiring I guess?

10.08.2020 00:11:17
tuttifruti
Level 27
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Posts: 281
Atheista
10.08.2020 00:13:17
tuttifruti

Lil' George Bubblegum wrote:
tuttifruti wrote:
i can't explain why but i think i can hear better with my glasses on
Maybe you read lip movements better or you can see where the noises are coming from when you see and thus it makes your brain think you hear better as a result?
Plus brains with all the senses tend to work better if all senses are working correctly because... wiring I guess?
yeah i think it's something like that!! since i also get all confused when i have no glasses on... makes sense

10.08.2020 00:13:17
Angel Dust
Level 70
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Posts: 1014
Atheista
10.08.2020 00:50:24
Angel Dust

kinda wanna crack open a hard coffee but also they're revolting without supplementary milk smh

EDIT: cracked one open. added milk. i guess it wasnt enough because it is still vile </3

10.08.2020 00:50:24
stream "Allergic To Food" by Melvins
Big Boy JENKINS
Level 29
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Posts: 453
Atheista
10.08.2020 01:09:31
Big Boy JENKINS

morguegirl wrote:
and centipedes like this to be my pets
[centipede image]
GAWD I LOVE SCOLOPENDRA so much can we talk about them. 1 of my favorite thisngs about centipedes besides everything is what good mothers they are. They wrap their bodies around their egg cluthes and eep them warm and safe even after they hatch, they protect their babies ferociosuly and would die for anything
6-inch long centipede embraces 80 hatchlings in Manila  Daily
^^^I love you

10.08.2020 01:09:31
aarrghghgh jkshdjkahdkjad eiopwppeoe wqoqwe beep boop ebbbeeeeeeppp aa aaaa aa wwowooooooooooo bbbrha bhabab hbhaba (this is dial up sounds)
Xxc0ckb4llt0rtur3xX
Level 35
Status: Citizen
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Posts: 276
Atheista
10.08.2020 01:28:09
Xxc0ckb4llt0rtur3xX

Big Boy JENKINS wrote:
morguegirl wrote:
and centipedes like this to be my pets
[centipede image]
GAWD I LOVE SCOLOPENDRA so much can we talk about them. 1 of my favorite thisngs about centipedes besides everything is what good mothers they are. They wrap their bodies around their egg cluthes and eep them warm and safe even after they hatch, they protect their babies ferociosuly and would die for anything
[centipede mommy image]
^^^I love you
ideal babies..... would seriously cry if we could get some more bug items <3 

10.08.2020 01:28:09
 
Big Boy JENKINS
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Posts: 453
Atheista
10.08.2020 01:34:46
Big Boy JENKINS

YEAHHSH FOR REAL......i wish there was green bugs so I could put the green bugs on me but theres only red bugs and its not the same. We NEED bugs

Whates everyones facorite bugs guys. Mine is cliche but I love roaches I wish I could have pet hissers or something but I live in a strict no roach house hold :[ they are so crazy and yet they are free.  I too am a semi-social germophobe that hides in the dark and eats rotten things so I can related 2 their struggle

10.08.2020 01:34:46
aarrghghgh jkshdjkahdkjad eiopwppeoe wqoqwe beep boop ebbbeeeeeeppp aa aaaa aa wwowooooooooooo bbbrha bhabab hbhaba (this is dial up sounds)
Lil' George Bubblegum
Level 33
Status: Citizen
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Posts: 1111
Atheista
10.08.2020 02:07:21
Lil' George Bubblegum

I really like Mantises. Their funky lil hands are nice and they're very good hunters. Plus for some reason they never freak out when I come closer, they just... chill, sometimes try to climb my hands to rest there. 10/10 Very good bois

10.08.2020 02:07:21
Xxc0ckb4llt0rtur3xX
Level 35
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 33183
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Posts: 276
Atheista
10.08.2020 02:18:41
Xxc0ckb4llt0rtur3xX

i rlly like stick bugs (and roaches too! and mantises too...... i may simply like bugs... unfortunately they also scare the living hell out of me face-to-face so a real life pet isn't going to happen anytime soon)!! god tho i would really love love love a bugs look I'm already thinking about it...... im already thinking about it!!!

10.08.2020 02:18:41
 

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