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Katrynah
Level 246
Status: Minister of Foreign Affairs
Sex Appeal: 13280294
Reputation: 189942
Posts: 2394
Antitheocra
04.05.2024 01:37:59
Katrynah

not enough!!!!! i need more magnets i love the funky little ones 

04.05.2024 01:37:59
☆*- кαтяуиαн -* ☆  Here's Pollyx's educational forum post about Israel's apartheid and genocide of Palestinians!
  
  
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Angel Dust
Level 71
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 274630
Reputation: 64410
Posts: 1038
Atheista
04.05.2024 04:27:18
Angel Dust

most of the magnets were already on the fridge since i was a kid. I think at least one is a sesame street character. there's some sponsored/advertisement-y ones like an outdated Nascar timeslot thing and the Hospice Care phone number. this weird semiflat flashlight magnet that no longer works. gardaen with a bible verse on it.  some magnetic clips (Taz from Looney Tunes, 3 Allstate ones). a diner that probably doesn't exist anymore. a bear leaning on a sign. 

AND THE MAGNETIZED GROCERY LIST 

04.05.2024 04:27:18
stream "Allergic To Food" by Melvins
Nicole Babe
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7550
Reputation: 4165
Posts: 5
Atheista
04.05.2024 05:11:10
Nicole Babe

this absolutely makes me a baby by the standards of this site, but I just had my high school graduation!!!!!!!!

04.05.2024 05:11:10
Sorren | any pronouns
Angel Dust
Level 71
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 274630
Reputation: 64410
Posts: 1038
Atheista
04.05.2024 19:24:26
Angel Dust

look how they massacred me simulacrum

04.05.2024 19:24:26
stream "Allergic To Food" by Melvins
KittyOnyx
Level 38
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 40953
Reputation: 19229
Posts: 421
Freethinkerland
04.05.2024 20:07:33
KittyOnyx

Husband surprised me with a small cake so i feel better today about work.
I have so many mini products as magnets on my fridge!! We buy mini things on Amazon like little cokes, little cereal boxes, we have a tiny turkey leg, my kitchen is food themed cause what else would it be lmao

04.05.2024 20:07:33
My Ximbo is Sweetasnuts if he slayyyed
Kittygirl213
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5849
Reputation: 4418
Posts: 90
Atheista
04.05.2024 20:11:47
Kittygirl213

i need one of those new fruit coach bags the cherry print is so cute!

04.05.2024 20:11:47
We're all celebrities. 

Theodora Dee
Level 44
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 63716
Reputation: 21380
Posts: 660
Secville
04.05.2024 20:25:05
Theodora Dee

i don't have my own place yet but when i do i'd like to think i'll be at a place where i can travel around the world comfortably so i can fill the door of my fridge with magnets from there <3333

04.05.2024 20:25:05

Angel Dust
Level 71
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 274630
Reputation: 64410
Posts: 1038
Atheista
04.05.2024 20:57:39
Angel Dust

actually, yeah, rolling back around to magnets... every time i go to five below i force myself not to get the Golden Girls magnets. one day i will indulge though i promise

04.05.2024 20:57:39
stream "Allergic To Food" by Melvins
SinksTears
Level 96
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 706559
Reputation: 59593
Posts: 1534
Antitheocra
05.05.2024 00:34:49
SinksTears

THERES GOLDEN GIRLS MAGNETS?! IVE ONLY SEEN THE GUM AND FIGURINES!!

05.05.2024 00:34:49

Gold Curious Achievement - 960/2000 (Be Challenged In Debates)


Kittygirl213
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5849
Reputation: 4418
Posts: 90
Atheista
05.05.2024 08:17:02
Kittygirl213

No bc trust when i get my own place my fridge will be COVERED in five below magnets idc

05.05.2024 08:17:02
We're all celebrities. 

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
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When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
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