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BrokenDoll
Level 108
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 987046
Reputation: 41944
Posts: 488
Reasonopia
15.03.2020 03:44:03
BrokenDoll

I hope everything goes well for you all girls, I'm starting to hate all this sh*t

15.03.2020 03:44:03

Destiney
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 108841
Reputation: 42026
Posts: 386
Atheista
15.03.2020 03:44:04
Destiney

Vita Brevis wrote:
Yeah, I understand about the masks. It is for me to wear when I am around my dad.
god hopefully it will NEVER come to that


On a brighter note, I want the black lady dress that AlienPrinceFromVenus made. but I made an outfit today and I am broke. its fucking beautiful 

Me waiting to save money.........................my hands etching for my savings of diamonds...should I?



15.03.2020 03:44:04




mew




florasnea
Level 14
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 1794
Posts: 2
Atheista
15.03.2020 04:04:27
florasnea

I haven't bought any masks, but they're good for people who suspect or know they've caught something to keep other people safe! honestly the most important thing you can do to keep yourself safe is wash your hands, frequently and for 20 seconds, and to make sure if you sneeze/cough do it into your elbow. My mom works in healthcare though and it makes me so mad that people are actually stealing masks and hand sanitizer from the hospitals?! like wtf

Another thing i don't get is this toilet paper craze, like why? Like the people who hoard crazy amounts of it, it's insane.


15.03.2020 04:04:27
I do it for the girls and the gays, that's it. The queens and the queers, yeah, they loving my shit. - Ayesha Erotica
Destiney
Level 52
Status: Citizen
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Reputation: 42026
Posts: 386
Atheista
15.03.2020 04:09:25
Destiney

florasnea wrote:
I haven't bought any masks, but they're good for people who suspect or know they've caught something to keep other people safe! honestly the most important thing you can do to keep yourself safe is wash your hands, frequently and for 20 seconds, and to make sure if you sneeze/cough do it into your elbow. My mom works in healthcare though and it makes me so mad that people are actually stealing masks and hand sanitizer from the hospitals?! like wtf
These are the most disgusting and selfish people to walk the earth. only thinking of themselves and making a profit while healthcare staff scramble to find more and get sick as there is no more masks to put on the sick to protect the staff. truly sad. my older sister works for an airline, a plane that went to china was robbed of its masks by the cleaning staff. very selfish people.

15.03.2020 04:09:25




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sinistar
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6264
Reputation: 3978
Posts: 11
Atheista
15.03.2020 04:46:43
sinistar

I got to see some internet friends today. One of them is all the way from Texas (we live in California) and he's visiting for a week and we decided to meet up with like half our friend group and hang out :] it was pretty awesome haha. Had pizza and burgers and hung out drawing, playing games, and being feral bastards lmao

15.03.2020 04:46:43
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Alexstrasza
Level 200
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Posts: 4825
Agnostica
15.03.2020 04:55:48
Alexstrasza

I can't help but think of your and your internet friends' grandparents, all of whom you're putting at risk potentially by meeting like this... :(
You're young, you have your whole life ahead of you (I assume, sorry if I guessed your general age wrong). You'll have all the time in the world to meet and chat in just a month or two. Right now though us young people have to do the right thing by our elders and not unwittingly spread the virus. 

I'm sorry, I know my post seems ranty and negative. I'm just worried about the coming weeks/months.

Edit: wow, someone either hates me or they want more people to die from the corona virus. Either way, you're a terrible human being.

15.03.2020 04:55:48
Such misplaced zeal... Their eyes remain closed to the true path. Not like you... my devoted Chosen...
craigslist-stripper
Level 214
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 7806626
Reputation: 322980
Posts: 1659
Agnostica
15.03.2020 05:24:09
craigslist-stripper

i would like to say that personally my only living grandparent and both of my parents live in completely different states, hundreds of miles away. maybe sinistar isnt around a bunch of old people. not trying to detract from your point, because traveling to different states is totally a bad idea right now, but "your grandparents are at risk" isnt a valid concern for everyone. at the end of the day though, you should care about other people, even if they are someone else's grandparents.

i would also like to rant for a moment about how my job is total bullshit in this pandemic and i am actually the person you should be complaining about alex. i work as a delivery driver and of course our restaurant is not closing, despite the fact the local school districts have. i spend my shift running around from stranger to stranger to stranger, collecting cash or having their mystery hands all over my pen. then i go back to a freaking restaurant. we were supposed to receive sanitation kits for between deliveries, but those are currently "in the mail." i wash my hands every time i come back (as is protocol) and i wipe my pen in hand sanitizer every time someone touches it, but i see with my eyes that not everyone at my store takes those precautions.

each delivery i take i see my city map in my head and i see the trail of germs i am spreading and i hate knowing that there is little i can do to stop it. i want our store to close but also i need to pay my rent. awful irony is that deliveries have gone way up, as well, since people are stuck at home.

15.03.2020 05:24:09

Alexstrasza
Level 200
Status: Senator
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Reputation: 209013
Posts: 4825
Agnostica
15.03.2020 05:28:54
Alexstrasza

All my grandparents died before I was born. As I said our duty is to our elders - that includes all older people. Besides that we also gotta look out for other more vulnerable groups. My point is, stay inside and eat cake :)

Horrible and shocking that some businesses still operate though... I mean, I guess someone has do do these deliveries.. but also do they really? It sucks for everyone, the delivery drivers, the people getting deliveries, the other members of the staff.... but hey gotta keep those profits up! >.>
Stay safe!! :/

15.03.2020 05:28:54
Such misplaced zeal... Their eyes remain closed to the true path. Not like you... my devoted Chosen...
PlayBunny
Level 20
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 6260
Reputation: 3691
Posts: 4
Atheista
15.03.2020 05:39:36
PlayBunny

I have the sweetest girlfriend ever, I'm not sure how I deserve them at all

15.03.2020 05:39:36
PlayBunny
Level 20
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 6260
Reputation: 3691
Posts: 4
Atheista
15.03.2020 05:39:59
PlayBunny

And I think I love them

15.03.2020 05:39:59

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The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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