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Ximboland Clock

In light of the recent Court case

Category
Xemocracy Arena
Posts
471
Created
04.03.2024
Author
SweetasNuts

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Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 22860
Reputation: 5516
Posts: 241
Atheista
23.03.2024 23:25:58
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER

NutsAreNotSweet wrote:
I don't hate you. I think you need professional help.

SweetasNuts parody wrote:
Dont hate us because you aint us
Dont hate us - hate the game.

NutsAreNotSweet wrote:
Citizens of Ximboland.We all need to come together and support the NCX (Nut Case Ximbos). They seem to be suffering from mental health problems. These NCX clearly have multiple personality disorder, keep yelling about a so called conspiracy, and I think some of them might be homeless (they don't have accessories or even socks!)

We should all give them a big group hug and let them know everything will be all right, until the nice men in white coats come to get them.


Says who? The one whose nameless, sexless, genderless and styleless character exists only because of Nuts fans.
You should work more on your character and sort out your nuts issue. Go to Miss Sasha and book an appointment


23.03.2024 23:25:58
I am former SweetasNuts FOREVER.
Do not get confused and mistake me for original SweetasNuts AND THEN subsequently claim to be morally outraged by impersonation and roleplay. Then we should be very suspicious of your opinion and motivations.

NutsAreNotSweet
Level 8
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 393
Reputation: 476
Posts: 15
Freethinkerland
24.03.2024 08:37:26
NutsAreNotSweet

Says who? The one whose nameless, sexless, genderless and styleless character exists only because of Nuts fans.
You should work more on your character and sort out your nuts issue. Go to Miss Sasha and book an appointment
You do realize that you're describing yourself right? Your character only exists to make fun of another character. Also for heavens sake get some socks. You look like a homeless bum.

24.03.2024 08:37:26
The only way someone can be ugly is by having an ugly personality
KittyOnyx
Level 37
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37480
Reputation: 17879
Posts: 401
Freethinkerland
24.03.2024 15:58:21
KittyOnyx

Sweet does your wife and kids know you spend the good majority of your day harassing people online?

24.03.2024 15:58:21
My Ximbo is Sweetasnuts if he slayyyed
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 22860
Reputation: 5516
Posts: 241
Atheista
24.03.2024 16:21:40
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER

NutsAreNotSweet wrote:
Says who? The one whose nameless, sexless, genderless and styleless character exists only because of Nuts fans.
You should work more on your character and sort out your nuts issue. Go to Miss Sasha and book an appointment
You do realize that you're describing yourself right? Your character only exists to make fun of another character. Also for heavens sake get some socks. You look like a homeless bum.
Are you that dumb?
We are fan accounts
We are Mister SweetasNuts fans

You exist because of us
You try to bring down Mister SweetasNuts fans because you are jealous

You shall rise above petty quarrels and sort out your issues and let bygones be bygones

KittyOnyx wrote:
Sweet does your wife and kids know you spend the good majority of your day harassing people online?
Thank you for teh compliments though you dont need to flatter me as you are never going to be my wife
You will never be even a side chick with that facial expression
Go back to bimbo school to learn about make up and sort it out

24.03.2024 16:21:40
I am former SweetasNuts FOREVER.
Do not get confused and mistake me for original SweetasNuts AND THEN subsequently claim to be morally outraged by impersonation and roleplay. Then we should be very suspicious of your opinion and motivations.

halobear8
Level 71
Status: Prime Ximbo
Sex Appeal: 274608
Reputation: 99193
Posts: 1670
Freethinkerland
24.03.2024 19:11:51
halobear8

craigslist-stripper wrote:
this is just getting embarrassing. here’s a clown treat for your efforts but im officially bored of playing with you
Leave the circus peanuts out of this, they're scrumpdiddlyumptious. 


24.03.2024 19:11:51
 
KittyOnyx
Level 37
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37480
Reputation: 17879
Posts: 401
Freethinkerland
24.03.2024 19:16:49
KittyOnyx

Dude really thinks im desperate enough to take that as a husband! LOL! No, I mention it because my dad was always away, and i can guarentee you they hate you because it seems youre online more than your with your literal offspring. Unless those "wife and kids" are a coping mechanism for how utterly alone you are? Could that be it, sweaty?

24.03.2024 19:16:49
My Ximbo is Sweetasnuts if he slayyyed
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 22860
Reputation: 5516
Posts: 241
Atheista
24.03.2024 19:55:51
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER

KittyOnyx, you shall face your desperation and sort it out. Miss Sasha can help you cope with your daddy issues.
You are desperate and it shows with each post you create

Now stop projecting your inner drama onto xitizens
you have been warned .


24.03.2024 19:55:51
I am former SweetasNuts FOREVER.
Do not get confused and mistake me for original SweetasNuts AND THEN subsequently claim to be morally outraged by impersonation and roleplay. Then we should be very suspicious of your opinion and motivations.

KittyOnyx
Level 37
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37480
Reputation: 17879
Posts: 401
Freethinkerland
24.03.2024 21:39:07
KittyOnyx

Whatcha gonna do sweetcheeks? Ban me from an internet game for calling you out for being a cunt? Im so scared! You are big talk with zero actions. You just enjoy harassing women and guys who play the game; thats your whole sad personality. womp womp.

24.03.2024 21:39:07
My Ximbo is Sweetasnuts if he slayyyed
NutsAreNotSweet
Level 8
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 393
Reputation: 476
Posts: 15
Freethinkerland
24.03.2024 22:00:04
NutsAreNotSweet

No you're not. You come here actively attacking people and destroying the name of the person you claim to be a fan of. Your toxic behavior got your last account banned at the behest of Sweet because of it and yet you came back to continue. You're not a fan, you're a troll.

Are you that dumb?
We are fan accounts
We are Mister SweetasNuts fans


24.03.2024 22:00:04
The only way someone can be ugly is by having an ugly personality
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 22860
Reputation: 5516
Posts: 241
Atheista
24.03.2024 22:13:38
Sw33t4sNvts F0REVER

Can you make up your mind?
One moment you say we are real SweetasNuts then next time you say we are fans
You shall sort it out and decide what do you want us to be in your mind otherwise we should be very suspicious of your opinions and motivations.

24.03.2024 22:13:38
I am former SweetasNuts FOREVER.
Do not get confused and mistake me for original SweetasNuts AND THEN subsequently claim to be morally outraged by impersonation and roleplay. Then we should be very suspicious of your opinion and motivations.

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