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Humans vs. Machines - THE FASHION CONTEST that ended a war

Category
The Runway
Posts
96
Created
12.03.2020
Author
Ex Machina
Ex Machina
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Atheista
12.03.2020 07:11:25
Ex Machina



The year is 2469.  The great war between humans and machines is winding down and peace talks are imminent.  To kick off the celebrations, the world is hosting the best fashion contest in the last 100 years!  Yes, it is true that no fashion contests had taken place for a century, but that is irrelevant.  There will be high-tech human fighters, low tech human fighters, and the ever diminishing middle-tech class.  The machines will bring the best artificial intelligence outfits, whether they're built for war, love, or both (turns out BDSM is a big thing in the machine world). If entering a cyborg or human-machine hybrid, please specify if you are on team human or team machine.

Not everyone will be a hero - let's be honest, wars are brutal, dirty, and relentless.  Bring your best, no matter what you stood for - you know what we machines say - "01100010 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110010 01100101 00100000 01101111 01110010 00100000 01100010 01100101 00100000 01110011 01110001 01110101 01100001 01110010 01100101"

So what will it be, meatbags?  I'd say bite my shiny metal ass, but there's very little metal in my composite-material outer bits.

A couple of examples from the distant future:
Human:


Machine:
  Vita Brevis


Entries will be accepted starting at 00:00 hours on March 22, and will end at 23:59 on March 30.  All times are local BimboLand time.

Please submit your entries in this thread, between March 22 and March 30 only

TWO first place winners!  Best human and best machine will lead the world into the peace process.

Prizes:
1st place: B$3000 + 150 Diamonds
2nd place: B$2500 + 125 Diamonds3rd place: B$2000 + 100 Diamonds4th place: B$1500 + 75 Diamonds5th place: B$1000 + 50 Diamonds





12.03.2020 07:11:25
Enjoy your life.  Living angry is a waste of time. 
Ex Machina
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Atheista
19.03.2020 16:48:40
Ex Machina

Alright everyone!  Since most humans are now stuck at home, we have decided to open the contest early.  The deadline for submissions remains the same as above.

NEW!
You can enter as many outfits as you'd like - however, once the contest closes, only your LAST submission will be considered for the fashion show.  This will allow you to make changes, edits, or straight up start over from scratch, switch sides, whatever!  So do your best, no matter how  many tries it takes.  We machines are intimately familiar with the iterative processing of all things.

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19.03.2020 16:48:40
Enjoy your life.  Living angry is a waste of time. 
sissy
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Freethinkerland
19.03.2020 17:24:48
sissy

Thank you for the contest and especially for the binary code from Ex Machina. This made me laugh.
@vita: This song is so wierd ... binary solo ... lick my battery *muahahah*

19.03.2020 17:24:48
I am in hospital for the near future. Please be patient, I will answer when I am back.
Alexis92
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Agnostica
19.03.2020 17:55:58
Alexis92

Alexis92
I escaped prison just to join you! Might have angered some guards on the way hehe
they were quiet when I left them, if you catch my drift

19.03.2020 17:55:58
Angelina Diamond2
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Antitheocra
19.03.2020 18:08:15
Angelina Diamond2

Wow!!! Great idea love! It seems a bit hard theme for a contest, but I love challenges❤️❤️ I'll try my best.
Wish you have a great time even if you have stayed in because of the virus. 

19.03.2020 18:08:15

This poem is from the lovely Mawesmazing.

An answered prayer and joyful sound, whenever I see this beauty;
Now as the angels praises have resound, saying "You're so pretty".
Greatly my heart has been filled like a cup bearing the delicious wine;
Ethereal human being for when hands touch, as it intertwines.
Like the calming sea as it led the sailor's home;
I am at ease whenever you would roam;
Never have I ever met someone who is beautiful like you;
Angelina, my dear, you are a blessing to anyone who have met you. :)




Thank you so much Mawesmazing !!!!!

Namastis
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Secville
19.03.2020 18:11:19
Namastis

Namastis
Rosie decided to not get involved in all those robots-humans stuff. She just wants to live her life and walk her cat :D

19.03.2020 18:11:19
Bimboland on Facebook and Instagram :)
Classy Joe
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Reasonopia
19.03.2020 18:26:25
Classy Joe

I am going to try my best in this competition. I have never entered a competition as a Himbo before but I am excited for this event.

19.03.2020 18:26:25
                                                          
LittleMilene
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Freethinkerland
19.03.2020 18:50:02
LittleMilene

Great theme! I'm excited to see all the outfits ♥

19.03.2020 18:50:02

viscerae
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Atheista
19.03.2020 19:03:43
viscerae


Even among low-tech humans, swords are considered pretty archaic. Nonetheless, it hasn't kept Cybele from wielding one. When asked, she claims it's "useful for poking stuff". She's tired of this war, having lost friends to the conflict, and is overall looking for a chance to live a normal life. Whatever that means. 

19.03.2020 19:03:43
|| they/he pronouns, please ||

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