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Level 7
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 219
Reputation: 256
Posts: 6
12.02.2018 21:05:40

I am 24. I used to play missbimbo back when I was a teen/youngadult 

12.02.2018 21:05:40
Antzy Del Castillo
Level 14
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2178
Reputation: 2151
Posts: 15
13.02.2018 20:55:02
Antzy Del Castillo

I'm 34.

13.02.2018 20:55:02
Gigi Collins
Level 29
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 18780
Reputation: 11014
Posts: 449
15.02.2018 03:21:38
Gigi Collins

I'm 28, My birthday is 1rs May

15.02.2018 03:21:38
The best couple I've had is the couple I have not met. 
Level 122
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 1436529
Reputation: 229203
Posts: 6953
15.02.2018 03:31:00

Old as dirt, dug up and fertilized.
  Sprouting a Virginity, that grow's
Pole's of beans got nothing on the Giant
  old Hag
 trolling the bridge
 in a Hans Christian Grimm
Story Book..........
  I'm So Old,  I remember paper, and ink.
  A Quill Pen and an ink Pot is still my most treasured possession.
Hand made by an artist... just for me......    A silly Man in England loved what I wrote for him,  and made me a gift that cannot be bought.......... to just say, Thank YOU........
   I only use that Quill, to sign my Name on document's.
        Believe it or not,  People WAIT  for me to BLOW on the INK, to dry it out.
   I will never sign a contract or report without using the tool a craft's-man made just for me.
   Is that Old ENOUGH to Know BETTER?

  Than ask a woman's AGE...........     Teen boy's in the Mall, ignore my friend's 20 year's younger than me.   
   They just see my body,  not my birth certificate.
        Style is EVERYTHING........   
  I am more Fit than 60% of American Woman,   and this is a statistic  I'm NOT Proud OF, as a woman at the end of her dancing career.   .  Washed up at 40... is a BRUTAL reality for professional dancers.   Still,   nobody guesses my correct age..... 
   Always in my late 20's, or so THEY WISH......
      Dancer's with 34 A cup breast's, confuse the Hell out of 'Boy's.'   
   I just play with the foolishness, my body causes.... 
                Ageless amusement, in a time of FREE PORN for TEEN Boies, and a curse for all common WOMEN.

15.02.2018 03:31:00
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Level 122
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 1436529
Reputation: 229203
Posts: 6953
15.02.2018 04:24:04

You Know,  one of my most funny Real life contest's was against a 16 year old girl....... 
  Purely an ASS contest, in bikini's.
  Judged by drunk Men..........
   I was 38 year's old, and won the contest.........       Not much of a victory,  but it did make me feel good getting the trophy of cold water poured over my chest.... 
 Nipple's Perky !!!!!    and it hurt my piercing's.... 
  but   I appreciated every vote and scream from the crowd. 
   With age come's Grace.......   
 I Didn't want a little girl to Win the prize of being 'COLD-Shocked'........ 
 I could have given her the WIN, but I was Pissed-off she even entered the contest at her AGE.  I chose to win, to prevent a little girl from being "OBJECTIFIED" as a sexual PROP.

               I knew how to Move, to impress the viewers.  Beside's it was something I learned to DEAL WITH.
                                       Younger girls, had no chance at all.......  'Sex-ted', to the Point of STUPID.
  In frustration  the other contestant's, began to actually break the rule's and GOT NAKED in a topless fashion...   As if showing nipples was going to give them a WIN.   Oh WELL...   They did it for NOTHING..............
                                                          Attitude is more SEXY than age to MEN. 
 All the girl's in the contest began showing Private part's the moment they saw a 'Peer' do it, thinking it was all they had against a 'REAL' dancer in the contest.
                                              They all LOST on this day, and in this social club/bar.
                        It was all they had to perform with.......  Common SHIT and boobie's.
[at least that has been my experience] 

        And This was Not the First Contest in Real life.......... 
   'Party-girl's' seem to like to challenge me to stripping contest's.......
   I accept them all, in PUBLIC.   I Know my beauty is Fading,  but as long as I still have it,  I'm going to ENJOY it.
The viewers, never object to this Ole' Bitch.

As you grow old, too ;  I hope  you can retain your beauty for as long as you can..... 
                                                      Just saying..............
  I'm old and with a perfect -body Mass index, and not a single stretch-mark on my Skin....  No scares or tattoos,  anywhere on my body,  and I've given birth to two Babies........ 
   Looking better than an 'American Teen-Girl' in America, is a painful Victory for me...... 
                    Actually it make's me feel very BAD for THEM.
   They are set up to be fat and ugly from birth.......... 
  An Educated Girl, doesn't play the game's I do. {in real life}

15.02.2018 04:24:04
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Level 14
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1878
Reputation: 1422
Posts: 5
16.02.2018 03:32:38

19 :) 

16.02.2018 03:32:38
I can resist anything except temptation.
Level 66
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 221107
Reputation: 48838
Posts: 1152
17.02.2018 23:55:52

I am 29 years old...but in summer will turn really old...30:)

17.02.2018 23:55:52
"Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, but i'm not sure about the universe yet."
Level 18
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4312
Reputation: 2400
Posts: 13
18.02.2018 12:11:49

I'm 23 turning 24 in May x3

18.02.2018 12:11:49

Level 10
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 916
Reputation: 931
Posts: 7
19.02.2018 00:16:14

23 almost 24!

19.02.2018 00:16:14

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Frequently Asked Questions

What is Bimbo land ?
The Internet republic of Bimbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Bimbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent bimbos.

What is the national flag of Bimbo land?
Bimbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Bimbo land founded

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Bimbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Bimbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Bimbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Bimbo land

What is a bimbo citizen?
A ‘bimbo’ or ‘bimbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Bimbolands community.

How can I become a bimbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of bimbolands you must first pass the Bimbolands citizens test. It is free to become a bimbo citizen.

What is a bimbo senator?
A bimbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Bimbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Bimbo.

Who is the Prime Bimbo?
The Prime Bimbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Bimbo land.

Where does the Prime Bimbo live?
The Prime Bimbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Bimbo. How do I do that?
Any bimbo citizen can become Prime Bimbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Bimbo. All bimbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Bimbo they must first become a bimbo senator. All bimbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Bimbo.

Can I become Prime Bimbo more than once?
Yes ­ a bimbo can hold the position of Prime Bimbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Bimbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Bimbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.

What is the treasury/Prime Bimbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Bimbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Bimbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the bimbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by bimbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the bimbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Bimbo land?

How old must I be in order to become a bimbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 16 are welcome to become a bimbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Bimbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Bimbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Bimbo land?
The Bimbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Bimbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Bimbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here


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