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How did I get here? I HATE bimbos! Down with the patriarchy! (Aka: Read my username! Let's have some fun!)

Posts
38
Created
28.01.2019
Author
BimbofyMe
BimbofyMe
Level 8
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 336
Reputation: 431
Posts: 19
Reasonopia
28.01.2019 15:20:10
BimbofyMe

(If it isn't immediately obvious, I'm interested in a little roleplay. I'm playing a certain character type which should be obvious from my messages, and I want you, the Bimboland community, to convince my character to throw away her morals and become an airheaded bimbo slut! But just telling me to be a bimbo isn't gonna work! I'll be defiant and nasty! Not trying to be rude to you all in reality of course, it's just part of the character I'm playing! My bimbofication won't happen in a day, it's gonna take some serious work on your part to make my character abandon all the morals she holds dear! I hope we can have fun with this little roleplay!)
 
BimbofyMe
Ugh! Where am I? How the heck did I even get here!?
 
Bimboland!? Ugh! Could they give this place a more toxic, sexist name!? You just KNOW that this country was set up by the patriarchy! Well, I'll be having none of that! My name is Alexandra, but you can call me Alex, and wow that I'm here, there's gonna be some CHANGES around here! I'll just have to teach the oppressed women and sexist men of this country how to run a proper Feminist government! I'll rise to the top and dismantle this patriarchal society and rebuild it back up as the new Fempire!

...But first, it seems I'm stuck working delivering newspapers... And ugh! What trashy, sexist drivel! This isn't news! This is MRA propaganda, I say! I'll have you know that where I come from, I was a REAL Journalist! That's right, I graduated from Fem U with a degree in Feminist Journalism, with a minor in Feminist Dance Therapy, and I worked for the extremely prestigious blog "The Daily Feminazi"! So don't think you can look down on me just because I'm stuck delivering these "newspapers"! I am a proud, independent woman who needs no man!

So... Citizens of... *Groan*... Bimboland... Prepare yourselves! Because I'm gonna be changing things around here, and there's nothing you can do to stop me!
 
(Please, do stop me. :) )

28.01.2019 15:20:10
Anything I say is part of the roleplay. I really want you to turn me from a nasty prude into a total bimbo slut!
NixDarkMoon
Level 11
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 1017
Reputation: 952
Posts: 27
Atheista
29.01.2019 17:55:07
NixDarkMoon

Oh hello, I could not help but notice your yelling, something something need no man something something stop me. Honestly You used a lot of words and I did not pay attention to most of them.
I am Nix it is nice to meet you, and welcome to Bimboland the happiest place in the world. 

29.01.2019 17:55:07
I am a huge fan of role play so please feel free to PM me if you want to play
BimbofyMe
Level 8
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 336
Reputation: 431
Posts: 19
Reasonopia
29.01.2019 18:36:56
BimbofyMe

NixDarkMoon wrote:
Oh hello, I could not help but notice your yelling, something something need no man something something stop me. Honestly You used a lot of words and I did not pay attention to most of them.
I am Nix it is nice to meet you, and welcome to Bimboland the happiest place in the world. 
Ugh! If you're not going to pay attention to the obviously important things I'm saying, then why reply!? Is there anybody with a brain around here? Or is the name of this country more accurate than I thought!? I don't know about you, but I'm certainly not happy!

29.01.2019 18:36:56
Anything I say is part of the roleplay. I really want you to turn me from a nasty prude into a total bimbo slut!
Sandi Lut
Level 280
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 25267422
Reputation: 263821
Posts: 4182
Antitheocra
29.01.2019 19:09:36
Sandi Lut

If you have a brain then you wouldn't be on the internet playing dress up games :)

29.01.2019 19:09:36
Happiness is inside yourself

NixDarkMoon
Level 11
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 1017
Reputation: 952
Posts: 27
Atheista
29.01.2019 19:28:36
NixDarkMoon

BimbofyMe wrote:

Ugh! If you're not going to pay attention to the obviously important things I'm saying, then why reply!? Is there anybody with a brain around here? Or is the name of this country more accurate than I thought!? I don't know about you, but I'm certainly not happy!
Oh I am sorry I thought you looked lost and might need a guide or something to help you out. As for people with a brain there might be some but most of them don't like to make it known. Is there anything I can do to make you happy? Perhaps garbing a bite to eat would help.

29.01.2019 19:28:36
I am a huge fan of role play so please feel free to PM me if you want to play
BimbofyMe
Level 8
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 336
Reputation: 431
Posts: 19
Reasonopia
29.01.2019 22:21:34
BimbofyMe

NixDarkMoon wrote:
BimbofyMe wrote:

Ugh! If you're not going to pay attention to the obviously important things I'm saying, then why reply!? Is there anybody with a brain around here? Or is the name of this country more accurate than I thought!? I don't know about you, but I'm certainly not happy!
Oh I am sorry I thought you looked lost and might need a guide or something to help you out. As for people with a brain there might be some but most of them don't like to make it known. Is there anything I can do to make you happy? Perhaps garbing a bite to eat would help.
Are you trying to say that there are people around here pretending to be airheads!? How absurd! Why on Earth would someone want to do something so degrading!?
 
What can you do to make me happy? Please, enlighten me, what could possibly possess someone to indulge in this so-called "bimbo" lifestyle!?

29.01.2019 22:21:34
Anything I say is part of the roleplay. I really want you to turn me from a nasty prude into a total bimbo slut!
Sandi Lut
Level 280
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 25267422
Reputation: 263821
Posts: 4182
Antitheocra
29.01.2019 22:39:31
Sandi Lut

BimbofyMe wrote:

What can you do to make me happy? Please, enlighten me, what could possibly possess someone to indulge in this so-called "bimbo" lifestyle!?
The same reason we watch stupid movies and tv shows, to escape from reality once in a while.

29.01.2019 22:39:31
Happiness is inside yourself

BimbofyMe
Level 8
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 336
Reputation: 431
Posts: 19
Reasonopia
29.01.2019 22:55:54
BimbofyMe

Sandi Lut wrote:
BimbofyMe wrote:

What can you do to make me happy? Please, enlighten me, what could possibly possess someone to indulge in this so-called "bimbo" lifestyle!?
The same reason we watch stupid movies and tv shows, to escape from reality once in a while.
Bah! I only watch intelligent movies and TV shows! Reality is all there is! Silly bimbo dreams are absurd!

29.01.2019 22:55:54
Anything I say is part of the roleplay. I really want you to turn me from a nasty prude into a total bimbo slut!
Sandi Lut
Level 280
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 25267422
Reputation: 263821
Posts: 4182
Antitheocra
30.01.2019 00:22:40
Sandi Lut

There are NO intelligent movies and/or tv shows. Especially reality tv is designed to keep the uneducated masses entertained.

30.01.2019 00:22:40
Happiness is inside yourself

NixDarkMoon
Level 11
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 1017
Reputation: 952
Posts: 27
Atheista
30.01.2019 00:28:30
NixDarkMoon

BimbofyMe wrote:

Are you trying to say that there are people around here pretending to be airheads!? How absurd! Why on Earth would someone want to do something so degrading!?
 
What can you do to make me happy? Please, enlighten me, what could possibly possess someone to indulge in this so-called "bimbo" lifestyle!?
It is much like a placebo effect by deciding to be happy every day you live a much more fulling life. Being a bimbo is just like so much fun, you don't have to worry about things to come, just enjoy every single moment to it's fullest. It does not mater what people say or think of you just so long as you are happy. you can like fuck whoever you want and who cares if you are called a slut.

30.01.2019 00:28:30
I am a huge fan of role play so please feel free to PM me if you want to play

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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