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happy lobster day!

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25.09.2020
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Reasonopia
25.09.2020 07:31:50
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september 25th is national lobster day in the US. happy lobster day everyone!!! share happy lobster pics here <3

if you arent in the US please help us spread lobster love worldwide. thank u. 

25.09.2020 07:31:50
 
torrenoia
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Atheista
25.09.2020 07:33:37
torrenoia

yes!!! happy lobster day!!!!!


25.09.2020 07:33:37
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!
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Reasonopia
25.09.2020 08:03:07
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beautiful lobster!! thank you!

25.09.2020 08:03:07
 
PlushKlavier
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25.09.2020 08:09:14
PlushKlavier


HAPPY LOBSTER DAY

25.09.2020 08:09:14

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Reasonopia
25.09.2020 08:11:00
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LOBSTER TRIFECTA! or... quintfecta? idk. those lobs are from boston tho. 

25.09.2020 08:11:00
 
mizzery
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25.09.2020 08:32:22
mizzery

hi lobsters are terrifying to be around but I think they deserve love. Lobster fact: if you go diving in the ocean, lobsters can be used as an indication to see if other animals like eels or octopus are close by. Usually lobsters will have one antennae pointed at the human diver, and the other antennae pointed backwards (toward the eel or octopus, monitoring their movement)
When lobsters swim, they ZOOOOOM super fast! and they go backwards! they are so scary omg. but they eat everything and keep the ocean floor clean. Thank you lobsters!!

25.09.2020 08:32:22

Angel Dust
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25.09.2020 08:45:41
Angel Dust

blessed are the lobsters for they shall rule when humankind vanishes

25.09.2020 08:45:41
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Big Boy JENKINS
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25.09.2020 12:41:16
Big Boy JENKINS

HELL YA LOBSTER DAY!!!!! Here is the violet spotted reef lobster 2 accidentlally continue my trend kf posting pink bugs. They are very cute


MY FAVORITE LOVSTER FACTS:
-Lobsters have pee nozzles uNder their eyes so that they can shoot the pee out of their faces and communicate with each other with the pee. Kind of like how other animals can pee on things to leave a message except with one less step because they just pee on eachother. Its efficient
-Lobsters are pseudo "immortal" because they will keep growing and growing and the only way they can naturally die is by growing TOO big. They are not Actually immortal because you can stil kill them and eventually they do die from not being able to molt but they dont actually "age" in the traditional sense and remain perky and fertile their whole lifes (which are SUPER long for invertebrates, they can live to like 50 years).. Dermatologists HATE them. 

25.09.2020 12:41:16
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25.09.2020 14:57:46
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i also love that lobsters just pee on each other from the face. it's amazing. go lobsters go!

25.09.2020 14:57:46
 
torrenoia
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25.09.2020 15:06:15
torrenoia

ahaha bro what if we both consensually peed on each other from our faces and we were both lobsters..haha jk...unless...???

25.09.2020 15:06:15
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!

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