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Granted Wishes with a Catch.

Posts
494
Created
03.10.2016
Author
Millsology
CinnamonSugar
Level 160
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3224374
Reputation: 312991
Posts: 6732
Freethinkerland
14.07.2020 18:19:23
CinnamonSugar

Wish granted, but you are now 10 feet tall, so you have to stoop to go through doorways and it's uncomfortable to ride in a car other than a convertible. 

I wish I had more energy.

14.07.2020 18:19:23
“If you know someone who’s depressed, please resolve never to ask them why. Depression isn’t a straightforward response to a bad situation; depression just is, like the weather.” ~Stephen Fry
Living with depression? Connect with others at the Mental Health Check-in.
viscerae
Level 68
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 241741
Reputation: 95247
Posts: 1412
Atheista
14.07.2020 22:40:04
viscerae

Wish granted, but you have so much that you become the planet's best renewable energy source, and consequently spend entire days and nights on a hamster wheel-like contraption to provide for everyone. 

I wish I had money

14.07.2020 22:40:04
|| they/he pronouns, please ||

Barbie Zombie Clown
Level 36
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 35809
Reputation: 19631
Posts: 110
Atheista
07.08.2020 08:22:28
Barbie Zombie Clown

Wish granted, but you lose your hair, develop old man skin and cheat on your wife. You become Jeff bezos right at the start of an american revolution that can take you down any minute.

I wish I had more shoes :o

07.08.2020 08:22:28
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CinnamonSugar
Level 160
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3224374
Reputation: 312991
Posts: 6732
Freethinkerland
07.08.2020 09:36:34
CinnamonSugar

Wish granted but your home is so full of shoes that the stiletto heels dig into you while you try to sleep.

I wish I had more money.

07.08.2020 09:36:34
“If you know someone who’s depressed, please resolve never to ask them why. Depression isn’t a straightforward response to a bad situation; depression just is, like the weather.” ~Stephen Fry
Living with depression? Connect with others at the Mental Health Check-in.
viscerae
Level 68
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 241741
Reputation: 95247
Posts: 1412
Atheista
07.08.2020 22:07:48
viscerae

granted, but unfortunately the stores don't accept your payments of cold, hard, monopoly cash. :(

i wish i had a healthy gallbladder


07.08.2020 22:07:48
|| they/he pronouns, please ||

PlushKlavier
Level 135
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1936263
Reputation: 69948
Posts: 1285
Reasonopia
08.08.2020 20:59:18
PlushKlavier

Granted but now you have an insatiable craving for lettuce
I wish I had more stick bugs

08.08.2020 20:59:18

viscerae
Level 68
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 241741
Reputation: 95247
Posts: 1412
Atheista
08.08.2020 21:36:36
viscerae

(delicious, i feel like a tortoise now)

granted, but your stick bugs become unexpectedly intelligent, discover space travel and find a world to conquer, planet of the apes style. or should i say... planet of the tits. 

i wish i weren't allergic to cats


08.08.2020 21:36:36
|| they/he pronouns, please ||

CinnamonSugar
Level 160
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3224374
Reputation: 312991
Posts: 6732
Freethinkerland
18.08.2020 13:50:50
CinnamonSugar

Granted. You aren't allergic to cats. But now you're allergic to dogs.

I wish I had more friends. 

18.08.2020 13:50:50
“If you know someone who’s depressed, please resolve never to ask them why. Depression isn’t a straightforward response to a bad situation; depression just is, like the weather.” ~Stephen Fry
Living with depression? Connect with others at the Mental Health Check-in.
Dye96
Level 237
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 11319580
Reputation: 296130
Posts: 2350
Freethinkerland
18.08.2020 13:57:26
Dye96

Granted. Now your phone literally won't stop ringing and you can't make time for any of them.

I wish my back didn't hurt at all.

18.08.2020 13:57:26
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viscerae
Level 68
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 241741
Reputation: 95247
Posts: 1412
Atheista
18.08.2020 14:43:53
viscerae

(i feel you, back pain sucks) 

Granted, but your spine bones grow and you now have a tail. 

I wish I didn't need to sleep

18.08.2020 14:43:53
|| they/he pronouns, please ||

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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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