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Created
05.12.2017
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Ximbolina Zuckerberg
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 73842
Reputation: 37893
Posts: 370
Freethinkerland
17.11.2022 03:13:49
Ximbolina Zuckerberg

bad idea: supporting said pregnant teens, only to eat those babies by the end of the term.

good idea: volunteer time at your local homeless shelter.

17.11.2022 03:13:49
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Xamantha
Level 49
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 91695
Reputation: 40121
Posts: 650
Secville
01.02.2023 09:42:44
Xamantha

bad idea: volunteering at your local homeless shelter to pick up dates
good idea: reading a book

01.02.2023 09:42:44
                                                                                                   xxXXamanthaXxx
you take some chocolate and some lobster and some eggs and some pie, and then you mix it in your body and shit it all out :))))))



Megan Thee Socialist
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 75818
Reputation: 38470
Posts: 1092
Freethinkerland
15.02.2023 22:18:44
Megan Thee Socialist

bad idea: reading a book that teaches you how to murder someone
good idea: baking cookies

15.02.2023 22:18:44
sorry for party rockin :/

par1s h1lton
Level 27
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 14814
Reputation: 9124
Posts: 644
Atheista
16.02.2023 03:29:52
par1s h1lton

bad idea: baking cookies in a meth lab
good idea: going out for a nice dinner

16.02.2023 03:29:52

Megan Thee Socialist
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 75818
Reputation: 38470
Posts: 1092
Freethinkerland
16.02.2023 20:25:51
Megan Thee Socialist

bad idea: going out for a nice dinner with a serial killer
good idea: hugging a good friend

16.02.2023 20:25:51
sorry for party rockin :/

zeegusha
Level 22
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7853
Reputation: 6971
Posts: 269
Agnostica
24.07.2023 03:55:23
zeegusha

bad idea: hugging a good friend during their bypass surgery

good idea: counting stars

24.07.2023 03:55:23
:   y'all say irene is a milf but what about the members of snsd???
Chastitties
Level 12
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1284
Reputation: 1081
Posts: 16
Freethinkerland
23.09.2023 10:51:31
Chastitties

bad idea: counting stars during an eclipse
good idea: wearing spf

23.09.2023 10:51:31
lelelaly
Level 62
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 184425
Reputation: 28621
Posts: 308
Atheista
23.09.2023 18:20:37
lelelaly

bad idea: wearing spf like gwyneth paltrow

good idea: have a siesta

23.09.2023 18:20:37

autismo
liveangel
Level 246
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 13236972
Reputation: 308474
Posts: 3376
Reasonopia
26.09.2023 12:16:03
liveangel

Bad idea: have a siesta but oversleep and wake up in the evening
Good idea: taking a bath

26.09.2023 12:16:03

shroomm
Level 48
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 87350
Reputation: 42229
Posts: 1002
Reasonopia
30.09.2023 05:46:32
shroomm

Bad idea: taking a bath in concentrated sulfuric acid
Good idea: catch up with old friends

30.09.2023 05:46:32

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