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Funny Stories (Bimboland and beyond?)

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Created
21.12.2019
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Angel Lust
Angel Lust
Level 15
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2777
Reputation: 2761
Posts: 17
Atheista
21.12.2019 19:02:00
Angel Lust

I'm willing to bet the citizens of Bimboland have more than their fair share of stories to tell- from this website, another website or real life! Everyone here seems extremely interesting, and an anything-goes story-telling thread seems like it'd be the perfect thing to capture all the messed up, gross, and hilarious the people here have to offer.
(this is my first forum post, go easy on me lol)

21.12.2019 19:02:00
mewtley
Level 13
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1764
Reputation: 1444
Posts: 17
Secville
21.12.2019 19:16:31
mewtley

So one time I was really fucking high on Shrooms and I was calling my friend C and I went to a pizza place and we discussed Naruto in very big detail. Then my other friend S joined in and we were all having fun calling and I took an Uber to my arcade and an Uber to Dollar Tree then I took an Uber home. Then when I got home I actually don't remember what happened HOWEVER we had this really big argument about who would drive the Fortnite Battle Bus and the whole time I was watching trees vibrate.

21.12.2019 19:16:31
Sandy Sharts
Level 15
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2853
Reputation: 2244
Posts: 8
Atheista
23.12.2019 03:50:56
Sandy Sharts

i got kicked out of school once for sending a mlp copypasta to the entire grade

23.12.2019 03:50:56
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Sincerely,
Sandy Sharts
troythem
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6845
Reputation: 4039
Posts: 34
Atheista
23.12.2019 07:37:56
troythem

When sharkboy and lavagirl came out, my best friend decided she want teeth like sharkboy. Since she slept in a metal bunk bed she started literally grinding her teeth against the bars just so she could try to get his teeth.

23.12.2019 07:37:56

craigslist-stripper
Level 213
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 7667210
Reputation: 321948
Posts: 1643
Agnostica
23.12.2019 07:47:05
craigslist-stripper

troythem wrote:
When sharkboy and lavagirl came out, my best friend decided she want teeth like sharkboy. Since she slept in a metal bunk bed she started literally grinding her teeth against the bars just so she could try to get his teeth.
did it work..? asking for a friend

23.12.2019 07:47:05

Truck Shepard
Level 27
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 14463
Reputation: 10323
Posts: 138
Atheista
29.12.2019 16:26:06
Truck Shepard

When i was little, I'd always hang out with my two cousins, right? So one time at their house, a storm kind of knocked over a tree in the woods behind the house. Tree was being held up by other trees so it was at an angle and you could climb up it. We were at least a story up in that thing and i just. 
Fell.
Older cousin tried to grab me by my foot, took my shoe off. I landed on my back, sat up, got hit in the head by that shoe.
They rushed me inside while I was sobbing to clean me up and the adults didnt notice shit

29.12.2019 16:26:06
             Bleach Bitch ;* 

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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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