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29.03.2024
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halobear8
halobear8
Level 70
Status: Prime Ximbo
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Reputation: 98984
Posts: 1670
Freethinkerland
29.03.2024 02:55:51
halobear8

Dear Owls,

I’m sure everyone has seen the chaos from site leadership these past few days (L stepping down from State Minister, Iowa stepping down from Minister of Justice, and bxdcherri stepping down from Prime Bimbo). In these times of chaos, I want all of us to remain strong. I am still running for State Minister re-election to allow you all to have a State Minister who truly cares about this site + I am figuring out if I would like to run for Prime Ximbo next election (depending on what the role entails in the future).

As it stands, I will be voting Iowa innocent in the Fashionable Republic of Ximboland v. Iowa court case. If you haven’t refreshed yourself on the information, I suggest you do as it’s the only way to make the correct decision of acquitting him. This is Iowa’s callout thread for SweetAsNuts’ behavior. This is an image entailing exactly why no crime was even committed:

To my fellow Freethinkerland Senators, I implore you to use your power responsibly and find Iowa innocent. This site clearly means a lot to him to the point where he has taken his role and responsibility of Minister of Justice to include informing all of Ximboland of SweetAsNuts’ behavior behind the scenes. To my fellow Freethinkerland Citizens, I suggest you save up your Holy Bimbo Senator’s Grail artifact to use when voting commences. I’ve seen people using their artifacts just to post on the court case thread but that does not do enough to officially clear Iowa’s name.

This thread will be open for discussion as I would love to have a space for Freethinkers, or anyone for that matter, to share their thoughts and feelings about the current state of Ximboland. I would also like to open up the discussion for what I can be doing as a State Minister to help support all of you.

Thank you,

halobear8


29.03.2024 02:55:51
 
Iowa
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 270130
Reputation: 31623
Posts: 1074
Reasonopia
29.03.2024 03:03:22
Iowa

thank you halo :') good luck on your reelection. a quick note though, i don't think that you can use a grail to vote, you must be a senator. that's what i've heard and i'm obviously unable to confirm for myself but i thought i'd pass the info along

29.03.2024 03:03:22
✖ he/him pronouns ✖ chris/sweetasnuts doesnt care about this game
halobear8
Level 70
Status: Prime Ximbo
Sex Appeal: 272438
Reputation: 98984
Posts: 1670
Freethinkerland
29.03.2024 03:05:32
halobear8

You're welcome + good to know <3 FREE IOWA TILL ITS BACKWARDS!!! 

29.03.2024 03:05:32
 
Muffy Mynxxx
Level 120
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1369659
Reputation: 31498
Posts: 699
Freethinkerland
29.03.2024 13:21:57
Muffy Mynxxx

If I'm being honest, this whole website is incredibly exhausting. I've been seeing the same bullshit being slung around for years and this really just feels like the straw that will break the camel's back. I've come and gone from Bimboland many times over the years and each time I return it just falls into deeper quicksand. I've put up the good fight for this site before, there was even a time I ran for State Minister (but lost to the dynasty of course bc guess who didn't like me). The fight is so draining, mentally, spiritually, and I can't describe it until you've been part of it. I can't imagine going back and forth with someone as self-absorbed and idiotic as fucking Chris. I absolutely adore Iowa, I've known him for years now I think and I haven't seen anybody fight as hard and put up with so much abuse for such a long period of time. He never backs down and this has been the biggest challenge yet. It seems, unfortunately, that the mountain to climb reaches the sky this time. And look, as a Xertified Xatanist I'm always down to fight God youknowwhatimsayin? But with the number of alts that are being raised up for events like this idk what the outcome will be. Cherri and Iowa and the current government have put up a flawless fight, their reforms were ingenious and I think everybody felt like we were entering into a new era full of hope. Unfortunately it looks like we're fighting an insane self-destructive demiurge.

There are a certain few fighters on the "xonservative opposixionxxxxxxx" fucking bullshitijkhsafc who seem to have been on the warpath to take this site down slowly for years. Almost certainly a formerly banned player who is just so unhinged that she would ruin the experience of everyone she comes into contact with, or even impact their lives in fact by relentlessly promoting self harm or even suicide. In the interest of everyone involved, for their mental health and security, I'm wondering if its not time for Bimboland to just fall? Whether that would be letting the trolls win or lose is unclear, but if she lost her favorite hobby of telling people to kill themselves, and if the big dumbass himself lost the money from the site, and if we can all let the site rest in peace and go on with our lives without the stress it causes, that sounds like a win to me regardless.

29.03.2024 13:21:57
 


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Theodora Dee
Level 43
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 62721
Reputation: 21140
Posts: 650
Secville
29.03.2024 15:48:05
Theodora Dee

Iowa wrote:
thank you halo :') good luck on your reelection. a quick note though, i don't think that you can use a grail to vote, you must be a senator. that's what i've heard and i'm obviously unable to confirm for myself but i thought i'd pass the info along
i always use a grail and i have been able to vote in the trials of dean and melpomene!! don't know if things has been changed for this trial though

29.03.2024 15:48:05

Iowa
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 270130
Reputation: 31623
Posts: 1074
Reasonopia
30.03.2024 03:09:00
Iowa

oh good to know!

30.03.2024 03:09:00
✖ he/him pronouns ✖ chris/sweetasnuts doesnt care about this game
KittyOnyx
Level 36
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37214
Reputation: 17855
Posts: 401
Freethinkerland
30.03.2024 03:09:38
KittyOnyx

IDK where else to post this but Chris runs a business that i 100% think launders money cause who the fuck is buying real estate from a company called Fishy Fish Fish???

30.03.2024 03:09:38
My Ximbo is Sweetasnuts if he slayyyed
Abu Hamza
Level 23
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 8749
Reputation: 7787
Posts: 382
Reasonopia
30.03.2024 22:02:06
Abu Hamza

salam citizens of freethinkerland,

you have a beautiful state - my brother ahmed enjoyed his short time as a member of this state before his deportation (فحفظه الله وأرسل له 72 عذراء *)... 
i can see you have been troubled by the failure of your godless, female-led government. 

if i may suggest, the quran is a beautiful piece of literature to read during times of distress. maybe some of you will find answers in allah's words, and maybe this will help our land overall. 

peace be with you all and inshallah halobear starts wearing niqab soon...



(*en = may allah protect his soul and send him 72 virgins)

30.03.2024 22:02:06
  هناك الكثير من النساء بدون الحجاب هنا



KittyOnyx
Level 36
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 37214
Reputation: 17855
Posts: 401
Freethinkerland
31.03.2024 13:46:19
KittyOnyx

Chris do you ever get tired of "roleplaying" or is this how you cope with your schizophrenia???

31.03.2024 13:46:19
My Ximbo is Sweetasnuts if he slayyyed
halobear8
Level 70
Status: Prime Ximbo
Sex Appeal: 272438
Reputation: 98984
Posts: 1670
Freethinkerland
31.03.2024 19:16:39
halobear8

Kitty, idk if you know this but these troll accounts are not run by Chris. They're run by butterfiy and auntielice.
EVERYONE NEEDS TO STOP ENGAGING WITH TROLLS.

31.03.2024 19:16:39
 

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