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lariquinha
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 24913
Reputation: 12377
Posts: 4
Freethinkerland
22.09.2022 15:25:34
lariquinha

i have a bunch of frogs babies in da lake of my house

22.09.2022 15:25:34

Australis Borealis
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 24307
Reputation: 22090
Posts: 652
Freethinkerland
22.09.2022 15:41:54
Australis Borealis

I don’t mind them being near me as long as they don’t jump at me.

Funny story:
I remember there was a time when I was at home and it was raining, for some reason there was this one frog that managed to get into our house. I knew that I had to force it out but I didn’t know how so I just stood there thinking for about 2 minutes, staring at the frog then suddenly I said, “I’m not gonna kiss you!” and I walked away. I don’t know why I said that…

22.09.2022 15:41:54

Esoterica
Level 10
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 681
Reputation: 697
Posts: 6
Atheista
22.09.2022 17:32:14
Esoterica

They’re my favorite animal (‘: I have all the frog build a bears plus some from my boyfriend. My favorite is probably the Pac-Man frogs cuz of their screams <3

22.09.2022 17:32:14
ourluvisgod
Level 31
Status: Citizen
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Posts: 115
Freethinkerland
22.09.2022 23:38:21
ourluvisgod

agreed ! 

22.09.2022 23:38:21
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spacesignal
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Atheista
24.09.2022 06:15:51
spacesignal

love them so so so much. at the old restaurant i worked at we found a frog in the lettuce and he was tiny and the size and colour of a grape! i had a huge crush on the girl who worked the pass, she's the one who caught the frog, she had pink hair, she was kind of mean to me, i was in love. we put him in a little box in the chiller to go drop him off at teh wetlands at the end of the day, but he disappeared... always thinking of u little dude <3

24.09.2022 06:15:51
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Ximbolina Zuckerberg
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Freethinkerland
01.10.2022 17:07:55
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dietdrpepper420
Level 12
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 1226
Reputation: 948
Posts: 3
Atheista
02.10.2022 04:13:09
dietdrpepper420

frogs are the cutestt

02.10.2022 04:13:09
drpepperzero
Level 28
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 17833
Reputation: 15883
Posts: 381
Atheista
02.10.2022 05:30:01
drpepperzero

frogs r us

02.10.2022 05:30:01
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filibabie
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 75174
Reputation: 23130
Posts: 828
Secville
21.12.2022 00:48:19
filibabie

so scared of them :(((

21.12.2022 00:48:19
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Katrynah
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Antitheocra
21.12.2022 04:08:45
Katrynah

frogs are cute but i heard that if they pee on you you'll get a wart and while i've never been in a situation where a frog could pee on me nor do i know anyone who has a frog pee induced wart, the fear has kept me from interacting with them in any way shape or form

21.12.2022 04:08:45
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