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Food that always disappoints

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199
Created
24.01.2021
Author
Janeze321
Veteran Hoe
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6264
Reputation: 3552
Posts: 13
Reasonopia
17.05.2022 15:47:31
Veteran Hoe

I have this idea in my head of what McDonalds fries taste like, and its amazing, but every time I get them it's a disappointment :(

17.05.2022 15:47:31
Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw, do I look like Mother Theresa to you?
NICHE SYNDROME
Level 91
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 595281
Reputation: 75939
Posts: 1196
Atheista
17.05.2022 16:11:54
NICHE SYNDROME

^^^ right!!! they're always so withered

17.05.2022 16:11:54
I love fake people, I love games, I love drama, music means nothing to me. I’m not a chill guy and if you fuck with my friends I will help you do it. I would betray any of my loved ones at any time and I would not hesitate to hit them with a car.
dalbie
Level 25
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 12144
Reputation: 9572
Posts: 155
Atheista
17.05.2022 17:18:56
dalbie

PIZZA! 
okok so this one might be a lil controversial but pizza really isn't all that. i order it sometimes because it's quick and easy but it ends up being very MEH. i eat a few slices then throw it in the fridge.. cold pizza is disgusting :(

17.05.2022 17:18:56
Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?   
princesspixie
Level 270
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 20798617
Reputation: 227183
Posts: 3160
Atheista
17.05.2022 21:51:48
princesspixie

Pad thai but maybe I just go to the wrong places

17.05.2022 21:51:48

jioma
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6357
Reputation: 5484
Posts: 223
Atheista
17.05.2022 23:04:41
jioma

I agree on the pad thai! whenever I get it, all I can taste is peanut :(

17.05.2022 23:04:41
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Veteran Hoe
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6264
Reputation: 3552
Posts: 13
Reasonopia
17.05.2022 23:26:25
Veteran Hoe

dalbie wrote:
PIZZA! 
okok so this one might be a lil controversial but pizza really isn't all that. i order it sometimes because it's quick and easy but it ends up being very MEH. i eat a few slices then throw it in the fridge.. cold pizza is disgusting :(
I totally agree. Proper italian style pizza is good but otherwise it's pretty meh

17.05.2022 23:26:25
Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw, do I look like Mother Theresa to you?
vxmpi
Level 11
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1103
Reputation: 867
Posts: 3
Freethinkerland
17.05.2022 23:27:41
vxmpi

chicken. its fucking ass sometimes

17.05.2022 23:27:41
NICHE SYNDROME
Level 91
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 595281
Reputation: 75939
Posts: 1196
Atheista
18.05.2022 00:36:39
NICHE SYNDROME

i remembered. anything tutti frutti flavored, after the first two bites its just meh.
also milk

18.05.2022 00:36:39
I love fake people, I love games, I love drama, music means nothing to me. I’m not a chill guy and if you fuck with my friends I will help you do it. I would betray any of my loved ones at any time and I would not hesitate to hit them with a car.
amotherfucking chailatte
Level 20
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 6438
Reputation: 4973
Posts: 51
Reasonopia
18.05.2022 01:40:47
amotherfucking chailatte

egg and mayo sandwhiches 

18.05.2022 01:40:47
Jackgrossman
Level 28
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 16596
Reputation: 9843
Posts: 19
Freethinkerland
18.05.2022 01:43:50
Jackgrossman

Chocolate :( It's nice in theory and then you eat a little more and it's suddenly way too much 

18.05.2022 01:43:50
"There is weeping in the attic."

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