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146
Created
03.03.2021
Author
sxz
sxz
sxz
Level 20
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Posts: 125
Atheista
03.03.2021 15:41:27
sxz

it can be something from your fav film, series, book, poem, song, something you hate, something that makes you think a lot etc etc just drop a part of something and describe your thoughts about it if you want to. i'd love to read and see everyone's ideas and inspirations
also include the source or author if you know so we can dig it deeper;)

here's something by oscar wilde:


Yet each man kills the thing he loves,
By each let this be heard,
Some do it with a bitter look,
Some with a flattering word,
The coward does it with a kiss,
The brave man with a sword!
Some kill their love when they are young,
And some when they are old;
Some strangle with the hands of Lust,
Some with the hands of Gold:
The kindest use a knife, because
The dead so soon grow cold.
Some love too little, some too long,
Some sell, and others buy;
Some do the deed with many tears,
And some without a sigh:
For each man kills the thing he loves,
Yet each man does not die.



03.03.2021 15:41:27

peeslurper69
Level 137
Status: Citizen
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Atheista
03.03.2021 18:29:06
peeslurper69

"at that moment i was sure. that i belonged in my skin. that my organs were mine and my eyes were mine and my ears, which could only hear the silence of this night and my faint breathing, were mine, and i loved them and what they could do."
- dave eggers in you shall know our velocity! 

03.03.2021 18:29:06
your reluctant optimist 
craigslist-stripper
Level 213
Status: State Minister
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Posts: 1654
Agnostica
03.03.2021 18:46:19
craigslist-stripper

this is from an ancient egyptian instruction text that i was reading for class.. i loved it so much that i saved it in a sticky note on my computer lmao

Be not arrogant because of your knowledge, and be not puffed up because you are a learned man. Take counsel with the ignorant as with the learned, for the limits of art cannot be reached, and no artist is perfect in his skills. Good speech is more hidden than the precious greenstone, and yet it is found among slave girls at the millstones.

from The Instruction of Ptah-hotep
 

03.03.2021 18:46:19

MASCULINIZATION
Level 22
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Atheista
03.03.2021 20:25:55
MASCULINIZATION

here’s something that stuck with me;

“...not born, but built. never allowed to find their true shape. instead forged and formed to the specifications of another’s greed.


is that what you were truly seeking...? escape from a foreign skin? the belonging you thought was lost forever? did you forget it was here [the heart, the mind] all along?”


03.03.2021 20:25:55
(please only use she/her for me if you can't alt. + only feminine titles please)
 your local gentlelady. read my carrd! (https://transvestite.carrd.co/)
feel free to debate me or fight me! let’s get our curious badges together.
Astral Finch
Level 12
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Posts: 17
Secville
04.03.2021 10:23:28
Astral Finch

Don't make me get violent. I want my ring back baby that's a diamond. You don't listen anyways, I'll be quiet. I don't really feel like fighting.

04.03.2021 10:23:28


sxz
sxz
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6456
Reputation: 5100
Posts: 125
Atheista
05.03.2021 04:55:55
sxz

Clocks slay time... time is dead as long as it is being clicked off by little wheels; only when the clock stops does time come to life.

05.03.2021 04:55:55

milf_fairy
Level 22
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 7692
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Posts: 76
Reasonopia
10.03.2021 09:16:07
milf_fairy

I cry a lot for someone who isn't even that hydrated

10.03.2021 09:16:07
annoushka
Level 54
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Freethinkerland
16.03.2021 01:39:52
annoushka

Here's a good one. I stand by it every day:
"Love all, trust few"

16.03.2021 01:39:52
Countdown 72h

kujojotaro
Level 28
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Posts: 253
Atheista
16.03.2021 03:05:31
kujojotaro

gerard way said both of these and i live by them
“Be yourself, don't take anything from anyone, and never let them take you alive.”
“I want to be a vampire. They're the coolest monsters.”

16.03.2021 03:05:31
18, autistic, mlm t4t, actual irl vampire, vamp/vampself ONLY
gerard way lives in my brain

StrangeKindOfWoman
Level 94
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Posts: 359
Antitheocra
16.03.2021 12:42:21
StrangeKindOfWoman

Truly, life is the misery we endure between disappointments.” - Joe Abercrombie

16.03.2021 12:42:21
I am always stressed out by not knowing how to act like a normal person

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