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Do you own a pet? what's his\her name and one cute thing they do?

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21.11.2019
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girl868
Level 60
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Secville
15.01.2020 19:45:41
girl868

I've got a real old kitty, she's like 13 now or something. Honestly I've lost count lol
She's amazing though, still plays around all the time, jumps in boxes and can't stop eating. I'm really lucky to have her, best asshole cat in the world

15.01.2020 19:45:41
 

Cheeky Tart Jolene
Level 13
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Posts: 2
Freethinkerland
15.01.2020 23:32:45
Cheeky Tart Jolene

augh idk which one to choose. i have 2 rats, 4 cats and 2 birds, and that’s not counting the rest of the pets in the house. i think i’ll go with the rats since there’s a TON of cute stuff about birds. n cats. i’ll chose my more playful rat. their name is jojo but i sometimes call her Josuke. She really loves to be tickled and that’s actually it. Oh yeah, all the cats are scared of my rats.

15.01.2020 23:32:45
dont listen to me. do not watch jojo. watch eizouken instead. please. do not listen to what i tell you. watch eizouken

Hurgo Cockswole
Level 29
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Atheista
16.01.2020 04:56:05
Hurgo Cockswole

i own a cat and two parakeets! little goblin sleeping tight

my birds are very different in personality lol... one of them, sucre, is a very clever and adventurous girl. she likes to pick things up and throw them over ledges, then gets very confused when she no longer has the item she just threw. jukebox is very sweet and polite, and he loves to sing

16.01.2020 04:56:05

dusty ball sack
Level 31
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Antitheocra
17.01.2020 01:07:30
dusty ball sack

i have a pet worm named Stanley. he doesnt do much. he's cute.

17.01.2020 01:07:30
xoxo gossip sack ;*
PIXIEEE
Level 40
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Freethinkerland
18.01.2020 00:20:23
PIXIEEE

Yes, I do! 
I own a dog (her name is Sephora) and two cats -  my big boy Benty and my little cute gurl - Ava. 
Benty is kind of territorial but when he needs love he is adorable. 
Ava is always playful and she eats sushi with the rise too when I eat.. lol! I can't keep her away. Also she likes bananas too lol.. she's crazy but sweet. 

18.01.2020 00:20:23
HimboTiddies
Level 13
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Atheista
19.01.2020 12:42:04
HimboTiddies

i have two cats! my oldest being kurre and the youngest being eddie. there's a three year difference between them and very drastically different personalities.

kurre likes to stand ontop of a chair. front paws on the chair and back paws on the table and meow and look at us being in the kitchen. as well as not wanting to shut up until we pet him.

eddie is a cat that ALWAYS jumps when you pet him. you hold out your hand to pet his head but he's already on his hindlegs stroking his tiny flat head against your hand violently. he loves gettning cheek scritches and starts drooling a lot when being pet

19.01.2020 12:42:04
 
Ulvhild
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Secville
19.01.2020 13:03:42
Ulvhild

HimboTiddies wrote:

eddie is a cat that ALWAYS jumps when you pet him. you hold out your hand to pet his head but he's already on his hindlegs stroking his tiny flat head against your hand violently. he loves gettning cheek scritches and starts drooling a lot when being pet

Oh, I love it when cats stand on their hind legs to get patted! It's so adorable! <3

I have two cats. The oldest one is a large shorthaired black male called Sabeltann (Saber Tooth) because he has abnormally long canine teeth. He's six years old and a super cuddly cat that loves belly rubs and sleeping next to my son. The youngest is an almost-three-year-old teeny tiny longhaired tabby female called Minerva, her full name being Professor Minerva McGonagall (obviously;). She's very skittish, especially towards strangers, and has a deformed paw due to a rough start in life, and I got her when she was just nine weeks old. She's my little baby and she usually sleeps in my bed at night. <3 Both my cats are ID-chipped, neutered and vaccinated, and I love them so much it hurts at times. <3

19.01.2020 13:03:42
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Miss Foxie
Level 20
Status: Citizen
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Posts: 23
Freethinkerland
19.01.2020 22:21:55
Miss Foxie

1 dog and 2 cats, my dog's name is Lenke, if you touch her butt she'll start spinning and running, it's super cute. My female cat is Kimmy, I can pick her up in any way, she doesn't really care and it's funny, my male cat is Thurum, that's te sound he makes when meowing.

19.01.2020 22:21:55

babieblue
Level 31
Status: Legal Alien
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Posts: 27
Atheista
20.01.2020 08:13:54
babieblue

I have a 5 year old tuxedo cat named Koki and she's a lesbian, no I will not elaborate... 

20.01.2020 08:13:54

Marisol Luna
Level 35
Status: Citizen
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Posts: 83
Freethinkerland
20.01.2020 08:30:26
Marisol Luna

i have a 1 and a half year old dachshund named Ollie and he's obsessed with his orange tree uwu


20.01.2020 08:30:26

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