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Do you masturbate?

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43
Created
24.02.2018
Author
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LittleLiz
Level 16
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3757
Reputation: 2957
Posts: 25
Freethinkerland
26.05.2019 16:00:09
LittleLiz

Fela-sempai wrote:
Whoever told you to come is a genius :P

Coming is never bad

26.05.2019 16:00:09
How to become a Bimbo IRL
peeslurper69
Level 137
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2041878
Reputation: 220421
Posts: 2490
Atheista
16.02.2020 11:05:17
peeslurper69

yaaas

16.02.2020 11:05:17
your reluctant optimist 
Stargirl Caraway
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 25772
Reputation: 13837
Posts: 109
Atheista
05.05.2020 10:02:18
Stargirl Caraway

yes! i think it's a healthy way to get to know your body and it helps stabilize my mood lol. i was raised religious and was taught that it was a shameful and evil thing, and while i don't believe that anymore, masturbation does come with feelings of guilt now. i am trying to work past that and see it as a positive thing that helps me function and feel good. :) 

05.05.2020 10:02:18

clarabby
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6008
Reputation: 4311
Posts: 135
Atheista
06.05.2020 09:35:04
clarabby

fuck yeah

06.05.2020 09:35:04
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Serratia
Level 25
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 11764
Reputation: 8582
Posts: 352
Atheista
06.05.2020 18:18:31
Serratia

but of course

06.05.2020 18:18:31

BexEna
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 10398
Reputation: 7705
Posts: 544
Atheista
10.05.2020 03:27:01
BexEna

used to but now I'm too depressed to feel anything so I don't anymore

10.05.2020 03:27:01
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fickmaedchen
Level 30
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 20156
Reputation: 12703
Posts: 223
Atheista
11.05.2020 09:28:26
fickmaedchen

three times already today and it's only 10:00 AM

11.05.2020 09:28:26

rhizomaticjas
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7203
Reputation: 6061
Posts: 342
Atheista
28.05.2020 08:07:54
rhizomaticjas

yes i do and i'm sick of female masturbation being a thing for male viewing pleasure meanwhile we barely get to joke or talk about it like men do. men are always talking about masturbating and its all well and good for them but as soon as a woman brings it up you get judged wth

28.05.2020 08:07:54
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adelatorre
Level 52
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 111685
Reputation: 41017
Posts: 351
Secville
30.05.2020 01:40:02
adelatorre

Yesss! Relieves stress 

30.05.2020 01:40:02
Tyler the Creator
Level 13
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1703
Reputation: 1379
Posts: 5
Atheista
05.06.2020 08:03:43
Tyler the Creator

everytime that i need to get out of my bed

05.06.2020 08:03:43

                   I've gotta brattitude, its more than attitude


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