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Describe the Date of Your Dreams! ♥

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15
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26.12.2019
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MiMi Monopoly
MiMi Monopoly
MiMi Monopoly
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Freethinkerland
MiMi Monopoly
26.12.2019 10:13:29
MiMi Monopoly
Give up the hot n juicy details!

I wanna know how much dinner cost, the size of the butt plug, lube or raw, did you bite the pillow? No sex? Playing hard to get or keeping it classy? 
Do you love romantic walks on the beach at sunset or are you embarking on a wilderness adventure? Is this a first date or are you celebrating 2.5 years together on an island getaway? Sky diving? Midnight drives to some sweet jams? Share the love  • ♥ • ♥ • ♥ • ♥ • ♥ •

26.12.2019 10:13:29
        ╰(✿´⌣`✿)╯♡ open bimbo let's be fwb ♡╰(✿´⌣`✿)╯



 
prettiestbaby
prettiestbaby
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Freethinkerland
prettiestbaby
26.12.2019 19:44:53
prettiestbaby
my dream first date would maybe be going to an abandoned graveyard of a very very old church and having a nice picnic there, watching the sunset and looking at the stars, after that maybe making out would be fun, no sex tho i like to keep it classy on the first date

26.12.2019 19:44:53


HeavenLeighBimbo
HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
HeavenLeighBimbo
05.01.2020 09:43:48
HeavenLeighBimbo
While the opening Poster was ABSOLUTELY crude, and immature thinking about sex toy's. 

            I sort of liked this topic because I have had many men treat me to the most romantic date's ever imaginable.
   I was blessed to know men before the internet age,  and  was raised in a rural area.
   Some of the thing's they thought up, to get me to remove my pantie's was purely classic.

   A dream date?   OR REAL DATE?   
               I write better about real events, that happened in my life.

   My Best Date Ever is a tough one for any woman to understand.  I was  Paid Escort/ exotic dancer, with a stranger, who eventually turned out to be a best friend for.....   well ....to this day...  I was a bought and paid for sex toy, in a way.
  No sex was expected, and not in the contract,  but this man just needed a pretty woman for a show to arrive with him.
  He was the DJ,  for his first offical show at a 'dance concert'.  Well known in his original city,  but  he took his show to see what it could do in my city.....   I totally USED his a$$, and 'schooled him' on the local custom's and helped him during his show. 
             That first show, was TOTALLY romantic to me.  even though I was only contracted to arrive in a limo with him,  I became his featured 'Whisper'er'.   Right behind him the whole time.....
     Grinding up against him, as I would suggest a new song,  as he would instantly Mix it into another one, for the crowd.
   That first DATE, turned into a very huge relationship we had together.
    He got his monies worth in local knowledge and my sweat and scent all over him.    I became his DRUG of choice. 
                                  He couldn't even do a show, if I wasn't somewhere  near him.
   Of course I'm leaving out some of the more nasty bit's and piece's of 6 year's of being his personal entertainer.   You didn't EXPECT a novel in just the 3rd post of a thread of AMAZING-DATES...
   I find it somewhat sad  that Bimbo's have no imagination anymore ..... 
                 Did the Cell-phone and internet KILL off the perfect date?
   Was I the last woman to Have a Romantic and thrilling FIRST- DATE, with a man I never even had sex with? 
 It really is sad to me,  That this thread died, and I wonder why........
    The way my husband proposed to me was romantic too.  Certainly not a public show,   but on top of a mountain,  placing a necklace of gold, 2000 feet up over a cliff, over my head .... 
 Beautiful,  and I said YES,  I would marry him.    The list of the romantic date's, men took me on is ENDLESS.
   Even a few women surprised ME with really SEXY date's too.[after my husband died very suddenly of cancer. Leaving a very young and sexy widow behind.   I went crazy and     HUMMM ---> Became a sex toy?]
  Do you even understand how well men would treat me,  while just paying for my TIME?

05.01.2020 09:43:48
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dusty ball sack
dusty ball sack
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Antitheocra
dusty ball sack
17.01.2020 07:09:32
dusty ball sack
netflix and chill

17.01.2020 07:09:32
xoxo gossip sack ;*
Cum_Dumpster
Cum_Dumpster
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Freethinkerland
Cum_Dumpster
17.01.2020 07:59:03
Cum_Dumpster
More Chinese food than I could eat in a week
Pajamas
Binging some of our favorite movies/tv shows or the ones we've had on our to-watch list
Lots of laughter
No headaches or seizures
Chocolate chip cookies and pastries

17.01.2020 07:59:03
ChumDumpster's wife irl  
Update 2022: Site has been soured for me so I took a break. Still not certain about coming back...
Hurgo Cockswole
Hurgo Cockswole
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Atheista
Hurgo Cockswole
17.01.2020 09:03:45
Hurgo Cockswole
i have a huge soft spot for carnivals and fairs (amusement parks if there's none in town), and the idea of going on a date to one makes my stomach flutter ;_; we share cotton candy and they get a little stuck to the tip of their nose... winning a stuffed animal for them... going on rides together and holding hands when you get too scared... sharing a jacket once the sun sets and it starts getting chilly... <3 <3 <3

17.01.2020 09:03:45

PIXIEEE
PIXIEEE
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Freethinkerland
PIXIEEE
17.01.2020 23:47:45
PIXIEEE
Oh... the perfect date.. ♥ 
I kind of have an old soul. I would like to go to a bar with an old vibe like 60s/70s and when we finally sit down, order our food, we get to stare at each other for a while and in the background is this song (Brad Paisley- she's everything) and I kinda get shy and smile knowing that.. we have another kind of connections. And we talk and talk and we laugh and tell jokes and already we act like we know each other for years. We don't realize but we are the only ones left in that bar but we don't want to go home so we walk the empty streets of the city in the night holding hands, we eat bad fast food (because it's the only thing available at 3am lol) and we feel like home already.. It's just us and it's enough. 
 

17.01.2020 23:47:45
HeavenLeighBimbo
HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
HeavenLeighBimbo
18.01.2020 00:58:59
HeavenLeighBimbo
[Now] Not all date's need to be romantic.
  My own son took me on what I would call a 'romantic- date' for my birthday when he was 17.... 
 He had been listening to me his whole life, and just knew what would be the most special place to take me, on an adventure.
 In his car, he drove me to a Haunted House/ 'off the beaten trail ' sort of, local historic destination.   A building that was once a post-office, turned hospital, turned into a whore-house, then into a hotel.....   Reported to be haunted by ghost's.  
   What a wonderful time to be taken on a date, in FACT, because being who I was in the city,  the owner of the establishment took a special interest in why I was there....   I got the GRAND- TOUR,  and the stories of the building.   My son didn't plan this part,  but was rushed into my world of the absurd ability of his mother to find a thrilling adventure, even a son would LOVE.   
   Into the basement where the bodies were kept.   On the dangerous walkway's, slut's would stand to advertise themselves in the 1800's.  Into the basement's where the casks of Ale were stored.   The current owner's, even kept a Live Alligator, as a pet.

   Sitting down with the current owner of the building,  was a treasure of stories that can never be bought at any price.
   That is a very memorable DATE for me.   My son picked out the perfect birthday present for me,  and was my perfect escort.

18.01.2020 00:58:59
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Vita Brevis
Vita Brevis
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Antitheocra
Vita Brevis
30.01.2020 01:19:58
Vita Brevis
Previous post deleted for breaking rule #4. Read the rules before posting, folks.  

30.01.2020 01:19:58





dumb whore mania
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Atheista
dumb whore mania
30.01.2020 04:42:18
dumb whore mania
farmers market babey! you. me. a picnic basket. fresh fruit. local honey. artisan bread. quilted blanket. sun in our eyes. homemade juice. book im gonna pretend to read. u lay ur head in my lap. i eat my strawberries and think about my hands in ur hair.  im dying. we hold hands. walk around the city with pepper spray ready. you drive me home because im stupid and cant drive. its sunset. are u ready to get pegged? i am

30.01.2020 04:42:18
lets go bimbos lets go

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