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Contest: Agnostic Festive Season Party: Open to ALL of Bimboland's wonderful residents

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25
Created
04.12.2018
Author
Mindy
Mindy
Level 102
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 835049
Reputation: 118556
Posts: 1622
Agnostica
04.12.2018 23:23:53
Mindy

Christmas party season is upon us with a swing

What will I get in my cracker? Great…a plastic ring!

The boss is on form snogging every girl in sight

Thank God I’m in the little girl’s room, replacing snagged tights

 

What a spread we’ve laid on, from corner shop to Market stall

Oh no! Roger’s back from the pub, legless. Yes…what a fall!

The drinks are going rapidly down everyone’s neck

The director’s just walked in with the most ridiculous pair of specs

 

Great! Dave’s got hold of the mistletoe, the only thing he’ll pull

Is a hole in his hand knitted sweater of Fair Isle wool

I keep looking at the clock. Isn’t it time to leave?

Oh God…here comes the boss. Time to bob and weave

 

Think I must be the only one who’s sober here

Tempted to drink the do dry; even tempted by the beer!

Hello Gorgeous.” I hear the lame chat-up line

This affair is akin to a badly scripted pantomime

 

Simon’s definitely up for the ultimate shag-fest

What’s up with the guy’s? Is this really their best?

Can’t believe it, Alice’s cleavage is totally displayed through her vest

Still, nobody’s bothered;she’s slumped in a corner. Passed out! Probably best!

 

The Christmas spirit is here,” I hear the boss say

More like the spirit is inside him. What a drunken display.

Is every office party such a farcical mess?

It’s Christmas and so “yes,” is my educated guess

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It is that wonderful time of year, where you get together with some you like and some you smile and nod with....all while doing your best not to overindulge, puke in a potted plant, and make out with the creepy mail-room guy (he's like roadkill....you know you shouldn't....but....)

Whether it be the funny gift exchange that some take too seriously
      The ugly Christmas sweater contest where you get a photo of an office friend printed on your's for a good laugh (make sure they are someone lighthearted)
            Maybe you are the cheerful one decked in green and red?
                  Or the one who dresses super sexy to turn every single head....


Please come and join us in the 2018 Agnostic Festive Season Party
Yes I call it festive season....If you want to call it Christmas, by all means do so.  Personally, I celebrate Equinox, but whatever your faith of belief system calls to you...tis the season!

The theme is Office Festive Season Party...which as you can see from above is very open for options.

INFO:
  • Contest is open to all EVERYONE
    • You can enter up to TWO times, cuz who doesn't like to dress up!!
    • You can enter starting, well, now. Woot
    • Entries can be submitted until December 11th 1200/2400/midnight Bimboland time
  • Voting will:
    • Open shortly after the submission deadline (Same night barring issues)
    • It will run for ~5 days
    • It will take place via another thread
    • Will open to all members of Bimbolands
  • Prizes:
    • 1st place: B$2000 and many accolades
    • 2nd place: B$1500
    • 3rd place:  B$1000
  • How to enter
    • You have 2 choices...
      • Post in this thread. As you can enter 2 times, you may post both there if you wish.
      • Send to me...you know, top secret and all that jazz. Wanna keep your idea secret? No problem, send it to me and I will enter it into the voting thread when created.  
        • There is a catch to sending to me though....you can only keep one secret until voting time. I 100% get the idea of "unveiling" for the first time in the voting thread, but posting here also helps create interest in the community and hopefully some nice chat.  
        • Not to worry though, you can still submit 2 times if you want to though (and I do encourage it), 1 to me via PM, one in thread.

If you are not familiar how to post picture, this how you do:   (Credit to @turboprinzessin on this, as I liberated the tutorial from her)
1. Dress up your bimbo as you wish and save your outfit.
2. Keep that outfit as your "current" outfit.
3. Add your outfit to your post by clicking "my closet" button, the one with hangar image.


best of luck Ho Ho Hos and and Hims

04.12.2018 23:23:53
Make your parents proud, your enemies jealous, and yourself happy.  The only thing that can prevent you is you! 

Hugz to my BL: stalker...you know who you are.  Lil creepy, but thanks for the pedestal. 
Shiz_Briz
Level 44
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 66673
Reputation: 31025
Posts: 1497
Freethinkerland
05.12.2018 09:25:58
Shiz_Briz

Shiz_Briz
My first outfit 

05.12.2018 09:25:58

Mindy
Level 102
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 835049
Reputation: 118556
Posts: 1622
Agnostica
05.12.2018 09:40:59
Mindy

Shiz_Briz wrote:
Shiz_Briz
My first outfit 
oo...nice start

05.12.2018 09:40:59
Make your parents proud, your enemies jealous, and yourself happy.  The only thing that can prevent you is you! 

Hugz to my BL: stalker...you know who you are.  Lil creepy, but thanks for the pedestal. 
MistyinLTown
Level 34
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 29302
Reputation: 11347
Posts: 74
Freethinkerland
06.12.2018 01:10:28
MistyinLTown

MistyinLTown

06.12.2018 01:10:28
Mindy
Level 102
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 835049
Reputation: 118556
Posts: 1622
Agnostica
06.12.2018 07:34:35
Mindy

Mindy

06.12.2018 07:34:35
Make your parents proud, your enemies jealous, and yourself happy.  The only thing that can prevent you is you! 

Hugz to my BL: stalker...you know who you are.  Lil creepy, but thanks for the pedestal. 
Kami_Rayne
Level 45
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 71648
Reputation: 30760
Posts: 862
Freethinkerland
07.12.2018 01:34:15
Kami_Rayne

Straight to the party after work but Kami remembered to bring a present for the gift exchange and a toy to donate
Kami_Rayne

07.12.2018 01:34:15
Mindy
Level 102
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 835049
Reputation: 118556
Posts: 1622
Agnostica
07.12.2018 01:54:27
Mindy

Kami_Rayne wrote:
Straight to the party after work but Kami remembered to bring a present for the gift exchange and a toy to donate
Kami_Rayne

Love the plotline :D

07.12.2018 01:54:27
Make your parents proud, your enemies jealous, and yourself happy.  The only thing that can prevent you is you! 

Hugz to my BL: stalker...you know who you are.  Lil creepy, but thanks for the pedestal. 
Kami_Rayne
Level 45
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 71648
Reputation: 30760
Posts: 862
Freethinkerland
07.12.2018 06:29:35
Kami_Rayne

Seeing that the office mancrush showed up, Kami made a quick change to remind him that he can look, but can't touch. (2nd outfit)
Kami_Rayne

07.12.2018 06:29:35
Bebe92583
Level 51
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 100269
Reputation: 34717
Posts: 1142
Antitheocra
07.12.2018 06:41:18
Bebe92583

Bebe92583

07.12.2018 06:41:18
 Life is too Short ,Live for today, tomorrow may never get here!
AnastazjaNadia
Level 62
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 186285
Reputation: 72251
Posts: 9208
Reasonopia
07.12.2018 19:32:52
AnastazjaNadia



07.12.2018 19:32:52

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