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01.04.2017

Poll: How Do You Wake Up in the Morning

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kITTYStARZ921986
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Atheista
01.04.2017 12:46:30
kITTYStARZ921986

So, I'm sitting here...drinking my coffee & I realize that I literally can not function without it. I no doubt cannot start my day without the stuff.
I feel like I am being brought back from the dead. I only started drinking it within the last few years and I honestly don't know how I managed without it.
Scratch that, I know how I managed without it....very poorly. 

One day, I got up early to surprise the boys with french toast, bacon, and a big fruit platter for breakfast. I had a day old french round from the bakery and I was excited to surprise them.
I stumbled down to the kitchen with one eye open (the norm) and I got the bread out of the bread box. Took out my cutting board and the serrated knife to cut the bread.
Only one bleary, sleepy eye still open I start cutting the bread. All of a sudden I feel this sharp, horrible pain......I had cut through my finger!!!!!!
Oh....my....WORD. < insert expletives here. > I was in so much pain, I thought I would pass out. My other eye opened right away . I looked down at the bloody mess. Thankfully, it was a superficial cut and needed no medical attention, but boy did it hurt and surprise me. I started drinking coffee the next day, as per my husband's request. :-) Apparently, I am pretty cranky and unbearable in the morning as well. hehehe 0:-)


So, the question is...Do you drink coffee? What Kind?

01.04.2017 12:46:30
maniatica
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Atheista
03.04.2017 07:56:04
maniatica

coffee (french press) with a little milk and a little sugar or espresso with a lot of hot milk and foam

i used to drink coffee all day long, a lot of coffee. but i realized a few weeks ago that i did cut it down ... to 3 or for cups a day.
2 or 3 cans if i have to work the night shift ;)

03.04.2017 07:56:04

kITTYStARZ921986
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Atheista
04.04.2017 13:30:48
kITTYStARZ921986

wow. If I drink a lot I get all jittery. when I used to work (before i had my kids) I'd drink about 5 cups a day and would feel all strung out. Then I quit and now I can't live with out it or I'll get headaches. lol

04.04.2017 13:30:48
katxi
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Reasonopia
22.08.2019 23:09:24
katxi


I need coffee to wake up, otherwise I'm too boring

22.08.2019 23:09:24
Neriah
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Atheista
23.08.2019 01:15:10
Neriah

I need my coffee in the morning and like Katxi said "I'm boring" but my limit is two cups a day as I fucked up my heart on energy drinks as a teen so am super sensitive to caffeine!

23.08.2019 01:15:10
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Chassi
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Secville
23.08.2019 20:01:14
Chassi

I don't like the taste of coffee.

23.08.2019 20:01:14
Zaliery
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Agnostica
24.08.2019 15:20:47
Zaliery

I don't need any help waking up, I'm Susie Sunshine!!! haha xD
the truth is that I am not allowed to drink coffee for health reasons ... but I am not a fan anyway

24.08.2019 15:20:47

Lorenathy
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Reasonopia
30.10.2019 01:33:54
Lorenathy

i like coffee

30.10.2019 01:33:54
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Lorenathy
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Reasonopia
30.10.2019 01:35:00
Lorenathy

i go to work

30.10.2019 01:35:00
Só você precisa é de amor, o amor pode mudar o mundo
Janeze321
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Freethinkerland
30.10.2019 13:58:32
Janeze321

I don't need it I just enjoy it in the Morning. I go to the Gym to wake up then head home for Coffee. Then mostly i'm at work, where I drink tons of the stuff so I get more comfort breaks, i'm not a smoker so I don't get smoke breaks like some of the other members of my team, the coffee helps me take a break in the quiet away from it all...

30.10.2019 13:58:32
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