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bimbos in quarantine

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Created
16.03.2020
Author
sexytania
jamie fae
Level 82
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 429999
Reputation: 67547
Posts: 2113
Reasonopia
29.11.2020 22:29:48
jamie fae

CinnamonSugar wrote:
I think I would like a change of scenery, but now is not a good time to travel.
Where would you like to go, Sweet Cinnamon?

29.11.2020 22:29:48
CinnamonSugar
Level 160
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3224384
Reputation: 313007
Posts: 6732
Freethinkerland
29.11.2020 23:38:29
CinnamonSugar

jamie fae wrote:
Where would you like to go, Sweet Cinnamon?
I'm not sure.
I have family all over. But we can't see each other. 
We had a Zoom funeral recently. At least 3 time zones were represented.

29.11.2020 23:38:29
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jamie fae
Level 82
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 429999
Reputation: 67547
Posts: 2113
Reasonopia
30.11.2020 02:28:18
jamie fae

CinnamonSugar wrote:
I'm not sure.
I have family all over. But we can't see each other. 
We had a Zoom funeral recently. At least 3 time zones were represented.
I went to my second funeral & first burial on Monday. Which timezone are you in?

30.11.2020 02:28:18
honorscollege
Level 104
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 885828
Reputation: 139934
Posts: 1759
Reasonopia
01.12.2020 03:31:04
honorscollege

My sister called up my other sister and it turns out, my other sister was hanging with some of her friends and they were literally blowing nicotine smoke in each others' faces. In a pandemic!!!! Right after Thanksgiving where a whole ton of people got exposed!!!!! I'm so mad!!! I'm keeping my distance from her. I can't believe how irresponsible she's being. My dad works with immunocompromised people as his job. Her messing around like that is extremely dangerous. I hate how no one in this house other my girlfriend seems to understand how badly she fucked up. And of course, she's just going to keep being irresponsible until she comes home with the virus.
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01.12.2020 03:31:04
She/her pronouns. 25 years old. Semi-inactive.
antiffany69
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 25618
Reputation: 10422
Posts: 81
Atheista
01.12.2020 18:36:52
antiffany69

I actually got it a few months ago, and it lasted about a month. It was hell and my brain still feels affected sometimes. I was forced to move out of my apartment building and into another one (which was against my lease but I'm a poor college student that can't get a lawyer), it was confirmed that two people at the front desk had it along with some of the apartment hired cleaners I was constantly around, and I feel bad for them since none of them should have been doing that during the time. My college is still trying to go in person next semester and I'm super mad about it. I don't think closing it down after thanksgiving is going to stop any spread while the bars and restaurants around here are lined out the block :( I really hate Florida. I miss in person classes, but I am not risking going through that pain again, y'know? 

01.12.2020 18:36:52

Azailia
Level 29
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 19138
Reputation: 12641
Posts: 16
Agnostica
02.12.2020 02:25:21
Azailia

God im sick of people not respecting the virus and risking peoples lives... American problems 

02.12.2020 02:25:21
Your daughter calls me Mommy, too
Salariana
Level 17
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3692
Reputation: 2913
Posts: 41
Atheista
02.12.2020 17:00:22
Salariana

smartgirl wrote:
Aw, man. That does suck. And I don't understand it, because what, it's a smart virus? It only infects people after 10 PM?
Pretty sure it's a measure so that they can more easily crack down on people in bars or throwing parties, because that behavior is usually done at night. If you've heard the phrase "Nothing good happens after 2am" (or whatever that saying is), it's because majority of the people who are out in public at that time are usually being reckless drinking/smoking/partying 

02.12.2020 17:00:22
MissMAB
Level 56
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 138495
Reputation: 31273
Posts: 417
Atheista
03.12.2020 01:26:14
MissMAB

it's already so hard to follow online school but of course they had to use this opportunity to make such a packed schedule!!

03.12.2020 01:26:14
              
buddyboy69
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5077
Reputation: 4012
Posts: 8
Freethinkerland
03.12.2020 06:05:36
buddyboy69

I'm so sick of online school making my home life feel like school!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

03.12.2020 06:05:36
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sproutfairy
Level 16
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3101
Reputation: 2511
Posts: 14
Freethinkerland
03.12.2020 10:41:37
sproutfairy

I actually prefer online classes :) I wasn't very motivated to wake up to go to my classes when I had to go in person

03.12.2020 10:41:37
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