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Bimbo Battle Royale!

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182
Created
17.04.2019
Ms. Crushinator
Level 33
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 27707
Reputation: 15038
Posts: 812
Freethinkerland
17.04.2019 22:55:31
Ms. Crushinator

It's the arbitrarily timed bimbo battle royale! While some people complain that an event as prestigious as this one should happen on some kind of schedule, rather than being organized by bimbos who can't be bothered keeping track of time... it's always a surprise! Yay! Bimbo battle royale season means opening ceremonies, dress arguments, and a chance to see the very best bimbos in action! But what's this?



Apparently something you did impressed the committee! Finally, recognition for whatever bimbo thing you're good at that gets you attention! Now the hard part is over, and you just have to face the scariest, fiercest bimbos in the land. Yay!

Rules
Just count up! YOU start at 1 and count yourself, ignoring where everyone else is. No posting twice in a row. The first bimbo to 50 is the last one standing. No matter what, the game is over and I pass out gold, silver, bronze, and participation badges (plus unique joke ones if we feel like it).

Scoring
0 points: You slept in and missed it, got lost on the way to the stadium, or got distracted by something shiny in the parking lot. Sorry.
1-9 points: You were eliminated during the red carpet ceremony. At least the coverage of your entrance was positive.
10-19 points: You survived until the actual event! Unfortunately, you still were eliminated early, and not even in a cool way. Like, you had a wardrobe malfunction, but it wasn't even a scandalous one, and you just ended up tripping over your own hat and getting stuck behind some furniture, and nobody noticed until it was time to clean up. Sorry.
20-29 points: You got eliminated early, but in a cool way, like someone bonked you so hard that you did a back flip and it made the youtube highlight compilation. No such thing as bad publicity!
30-39 points: While you didn't actually survive to the end, you eliminated at least one bimbo, and get recognized on the street by fans sometimes! You eventually get tired of being asked about the same fraction of a second of video, but it's fun for a while.
40-49 points: Despite eventually being eliminated, you can probably get a bunch of press coverage by feuding with whoever won and promising to get them next time. Suffer briefly, get lucrative endorsement deals forever. Also, you still eliminated piles of bimbos, so bragging rights.
50: Yay! You were the last bimbo standing!

(It's just a counting game with a finish line, badges, and a dumb gimmick. That's it!)

17.04.2019 22:55:31
Ashleigh Winters
Level 59
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 160507
Reputation: 38910
Posts: 64
Secville
18.04.2019 01:09:41
Ashleigh Winters

Score: 1 (At least I didn't get lost on the way to the Stadium this time!)

Ohhhh, I'm super lookin' forward to takin' part, but this is gonna like, totally put my math skills to the test!
Good luck everyone and have fun! ;) xox

18.04.2019 01:09:41
♥ More fun, more smiles...more pink! ♥
Ms. Crushinator
Level 33
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 27707
Reputation: 15038
Posts: 812
Freethinkerland
18.04.2019 01:20:49
Ms. Crushinator

1!

Glad to have you and glad you improved since last time! Let's see who else wants to play?

18.04.2019 01:20:49
Bambi Stella
Level 39
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 46559
Reputation: 19497
Posts: 185
Freethinkerland
22.04.2019 13:01:21
Bambi Stella

1!

I'm going for gold! Let's see how high I can count!

22.04.2019 13:01:21
Dr. Stella :-)
Ms. Crushinator
Level 33
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 27707
Reputation: 15038
Posts: 812
Freethinkerland
22.04.2019 16:41:35
Ms. Crushinator

Yay Bambi! Good luck and have fun and look cute doing it!

2

(I think I'm going to not give myself 1st/2nd/3rd place badge if I do place since it's not really fair. I'm still playing though!)

22.04.2019 16:41:35
Bambi Stella
Level 39
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 46559
Reputation: 19497
Posts: 185
Freethinkerland
22.04.2019 18:18:05
Bambi Stella

2!


22.04.2019 18:18:05
Dr. Stella :-)
Ms. Crushinator
Level 33
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 27707
Reputation: 15038
Posts: 812
Freethinkerland
22.04.2019 18:45:53
Ms. Crushinator

3!

22.04.2019 18:45:53
LadyLythtis
Level 66
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 229027
Reputation: 55313
Posts: 1625
Agnostica
22.04.2019 20:01:23
LadyLythtis

Oh yay I did not sleep in and am at least particiant!
1 monkey

22.04.2019 20:01:23
Bambi Stella
Level 39
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 46559
Reputation: 19497
Posts: 185
Freethinkerland
22.04.2019 20:35:48
Bambi Stella



Things are heating up!!

22.04.2019 20:35:48
Dr. Stella :-)
Ashleigh Winters
Level 59
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 160507
Reputation: 38910
Posts: 64
Secville
22.04.2019 22:15:29
Ashleigh Winters

2

Hehe, great to see more bimbos steppin' into the ring! Good luck everyone! ♥ ;) xox

22.04.2019 22:15:29
♥ More fun, more smiles...more pink! ♥

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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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