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Beyoncé IS a Communist

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Megan Thee Socialist
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25.06.2020 00:18:59
Megan Thee Socialist

Recently, Beyoncé has been criticized for her rather 'liberal' beliefs on capitalism. As a Hive, it hurts to see this slander--not only because it is mean, but entirely wrong. After all, her aggressive Marxist beliefs date all the way back to her 2006 album, B'day, in which she identifies herself as a proud leftist. Thus, I decided to write an essay analyzing one of her most political songs Irreplaceable. Enjoy!

*i am bimbo it is my job 2 b dumb pls dont be mean this post is for the heehee's and the haha's

 In this essay I will prove how Beyoncé has been an aggressive advocate for communism, and often offers indisputable critiques on capitalism’s drain on society. Her most obvious and well-known push for communism came when she released her 2006 hit, "Irreplaceable". The song mainly focuses on rejecting the notion that capitalism is the only viable option and that all other systems are unreliable. This song was critically acclaimed by Marxists for its nuanced yet concise critiques of capitalism and appreciation for marxism, earning it a #1 spot on billboard.

 Although it may at first seem to be a rather apolitical tune, it is actually quite the opposite. In the opening lines of the song, Beyoncé states her political standings of herself and the song quite clearly, saying that the song is "to the left, to the left". In the second stanza however, Beyoncé begins to present the opposing sides argument. In the text she states, "Everything you own in that box to the left, in the closet--yes that's MY stuff--as if I bought it, so please don't touch! And keep talking that mess, that's fine. But could you walk and talk at the same time? It's my name that's on that Jag(uar)--go move your bags let me call you a cab." In the first part of this quote, Beyoncé is very obviously critiquing the unfair way in which capitalism boxes its participants--specifically the poorer ones--in. The juxtaposition between having a few items in a small, dingy box versus the many items that can fit within a closet is one that is very obviously made on purpose. However, even though one may have a closet rather than a box, both are enclosed items/spaces, a clear message on how even though when someone is rich and famous like Beyoncé, capitalism still inherently stifles creativity and exploration and that the closet is still just a bigger box--a call for systemic change to be had rather than simple “reform”.

 The next part of the quote “yes that’s MY stuff...please don’t touch!” obviously mocks the way many anti-communists view communism, demonizing them as ‘Robin Hoods’ wanting to ‘steal’ from those who are rich. Her next part of the stanza states “And keep talking that mess, that's fine. But could you walk and talk at the same time?”. Here, Beyoncé illustrates how capitalists view communism quite perfectly. Often, capitalists view communism as a ‘mess’ and constantly regurgitate the idea that communism is impractical and only works as a concept--hence the question--”But could you walk and talk at the same time?”. In addition, “go move your bags let me call you a cab” is another obvious mockery of a liberal talking point, due to the fact that that it is popular for liberals to say statements such as “if you like communism so much--move to [insert ‘communist’ country here]”--often these sort of statements are intended as ‘gotcha!s’ despite being very dumb. Beyoncé however aggressively attacks the idea that capitalism is irreplaceable in a simple, catchy manner in her next two stanzas of the song.

Standing in the front yard

Tellin' me, how I'm such a fool

Talkin' 'bout, how I'll never ever find a [system] like you

You got me twisted..

You must not know about me, you must not know about me

I could have another you in a minute

Matter of fact, he'll be here in a minute, baby

You must not know about me, you must not know about me

I can have another you by tomorrow

So don't you ever for a second get to thinking

You're irreplaceable

 Here, Beyoncé is obviously rejecting the idea that capitalism cannot be replaced with a more fair and just system, and that those who oppose anti-capitalism clearly do not know enough regarding the subject. This is the reason why she states; “You must not know about me, you must not know about me” multiple times throughout the song, a clear critique on how people are often misinformed about Marxist ideas. In the second stanza she also brings up the point of capitalism's instability, stating that the fall of capitalism could be “in a minute” due to the market's volatility. She goes on to warn that capitalism should not “ever for a second get to thinking you’re irreplaceable.” Obviously supporting the Marxist theory that society will transition into socialism, and eventually communism. In short, after taking a deeper look at “Irreplaceable” it is very obvious that Beyoncé supports marxism, and is definitely one of her most political songs in her discography.

 In conclusion, Beyoncé is not a capitalist because I said so and refuse to be wrong. She is not a member of the bourgeoisie she is a member of the BOUGIE which means she’s cool and has hella fuckin drip, argue w ya mamas.

If you’re looking for an actual anticapitalist Beyoncé song--odd request but why not--listen to Haunted that’s one of my favorites from HER BEST ALBUM NO ARGUING THAT. I listen 2 that song whenever someone reminds me that she’s married to J--...Ja--....J see it’s so repulsive I can’t even type it

25.06.2020 00:18:59
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